User:Jawr256/New Europe/Jimonia
Greater Jimonia is a nation of New Europe. It is governed by Emperor James Farfort
Laws
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The Original Laws of Jimonia and its Empire
[edit](Written 23rd May 2006)
- Everyone is created equal.
- Everyone must have the flag of Jimonia in his or her garden (if not £100 fine).
- Everyone (who can talk) must sing, everyday the Jimonian national anthem (if not £200 fine).
- Everyone must have a Nintendo console in their house and must treat it with respect.
- All taxes must be paid or further taxes will be enforced and if these arenot paid,the offender will eventually suffer death.
- Flamethrowers in toilets and bathrooms to make sure that people wash their hands (if not they will be incinerated).
- If you own a Sony console or buy a Sony console,you will be put in the Sony Ghetto.
New Laws
[edit]To follow
See also
[edit]| New Europe | ||||||
| The New Russian Federation | ||||||
| Avian | Chavoslovakia | Greater Germany | Greater Jimonia | New Yugoslavia | Romaria | The Russian Federation |
| Greece | ||||||