User:Into The Fray/Things your mother never told you about Wikipedia

This page contains material which is kept because it is considered humorous. It is not intended, nor should it be used, for any remotely serious purpose.

"Don't make me get out of this chair."

1. "Anyone can edit Wikipedia."
2. "Remember to sign your name with four tildes when going out into the snow."
3. "Wikipedia is to cyber vandalism as the west side of the Berlin Wall was to graffiti."
4. "No, really, anyone can edit Wikipedia."
5. "Big kids don't play with sockpuppets, but they do play in sandboxes."
6. "Remember to be WP:CIV and always WP:AGF when playing with other WP:EDIANS."
7. "And if Johnny was going to throw himself off a bridge, does that mean you should do it too?"
8. "If you're going to live under this roof, you're going to obey my rules."
9. "If you can't play nice with others, you're gonna get grounded."
10. "Don't make me call your father."
11. "{{BASEPAGENAME}}, go to your room this instant!"
12. "No running with pointy objects!"
13. "Don't shove BEANS up your nose!"
14. "It Does Not Matter if Jimbo keeps his beard. Really, It DOES NOT."

Note: A work in progress. If you come across it, please feel free to add to or edit it. That's the intention.