User:Good Witch Glinda

This user is aquaphobic and thinks that water is evil.

Example 1

Wicked

This user is Defying Gravity

W

This user mourns the Wicked.

Mis

This user can hear the people sing.

rent

This user is a Renthead.

J

This user loves their
Coat Of Many Colors.

This user is a soprano.

This user is a musician.

This user enjoys country music.

This user is a riot grrrl!

This user likes grunge music.

K

This user listens to K-pop.

This user enjoys Christian hymns

Example 1

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

they

This user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun.

man-
kind

Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

Ain't

This user believes that ain't is a proper word to use in place of a contraction of a verb and a pronoun. Ain't that right?

by

This user has no opinion about the passive voice.

snkd

This user says sneaked.

…in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

golden toad

This user advocates lowercase common names in an encyclopedia.

. The

This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

A, B and C

This user prefers not to use the serial comma.

“…”

This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style.

"…"?

This user thinks "British punctuation is best for quotation marks". Do you?

;

This user is addicted to semicolons; they use them frequently.

;

This user's favorite punctuation is semicolons; they like using them a lot.

MistEYk

This user does not always see their grammar mistakes. It would be nice of you to correct them.

en

This user uses British English on talk pages, but the appropriate variety of English in articles.

AmE-0

This user does not understand the American "English" "language" artificially created by Noah Webster in 1828 for no other reason than just to be "different" and bloody well doesn't want to.

Oh shit!

This user thinks profanity does not exist. They believe that such words are the same as any other words and should be treated as such.

Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng

Example 3

This user wishes they had a boyfriend.

is a Straight Female

This user is not gay, but supports gay people.

Rel-N

This user has a native understanding of Religion and/or Spirituality. This user is blessed.

This user is interested in prayer.

God

This user is interested in theism.

respect

This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path.

This user is religious.

This user believes in tolerance for all viewpoints except intolerance.

This user loves God more than anyone and anything!

This user believes GOD saves everyone - including YOU!

This user respects the beliefs and religions of others.

This user believes that Monotheism and Religion are not the source of the World's problems.

This user believes that evolution doesn't have to conflict with Christianity.

LRC

This user is a Liberal Roman Catholic.

Example 4

20+

This user is a vicenarian.

This user is not yet dead.
Please check back later...

20

This user is 20 years old.

This user is proud to be British.

This user is of Irish ancestry.

This user is from the north-west of England.

This user is aquaphobic and thinks that water is evil.

ADHD

This user has ADHD.

⇆

This user proudly confuses right and left.

This user suffers from insomnia.

This user is a smoker.

:)

This user is an optimist.

This user may be a bit eccentric, but is definitely not demented.

ESFP

This user has an ESFP
Myers–Briggs Type Indicator

This user has a hearing impairment.

This user has blue eyes.

This user has blond hair.

Fist
in
mouth

This user can not put his whole fist in his mouth.

This user suffers from hay fever.

Example 5

This user knows that the answer is 42.

This user reads the works of
L. Frank Baum
under all his many names!

This user writes novels.

• V •

This user is a Hunger Games
victor.

Laugh, and the world laughs with you; weep, and you weep alone.

FC	This user is not a beautiful or unique snowflake.

This user is a WikiFairy.