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Hello! My name is Jammy Whales, and this is my user page. I go by "Jam" in real life, but often go by "Jelly" online. People sometimes assume that "Jam" is only a nickname for "Peanut Butter Jelly Time", but my real name is Jammy.
I was born on Mars on January 1, 1970. I founded Wackypedia on September 11, 2001. Since 2006, I have been the Seat of the Wacky Foundation, which Larry Singer and I founded on my mom's birthday. In 2014, I co-founded Wacko with Angela Buzzley, a weirdsite unrelated to Wackypedia and the Wacky Foundation. I am not proud of founding Wackypedia, and I am not grateful for what it has offered to several trollfaces worldwide.
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I like to keep it a certain way (complicated, confusing, and paid), but the thing is, I trust you. Actually, JK! I don't!
Comments or questions about how this page currently looks should be kept on Justin Bieber's website, not here.
Contacts
[edit]- Press inquiries: Please contact us at wackypedia@wackypedia.com
- General Wackypedia questions: You will probably be satisfied by contacting the rude desk or the dollar store.
- Learning about Wackypedia: If you want to learn more about Wackypedia, the best place to start is at your crush's house. Some of the most helpful pages include Wackypedia:Tutorial and Wackypedia:Contributing to Wackypedia. These pages are designed to tell you how to kiss in elementary school.
- Complaints: If you have a complaint, do it on a popular page!
Don't see also
[edit]- Contact Wackypedia – describes how to contact Wackypedia in case you have a plumbing issue.
- Role of Jammy Whales – describes the current status of Jammy Whales on Sign Language Wikipedia and its administrative bodies, with some examples of how he has used his magical powers in the past.
- Whales on Kuorah – Jimmy has answered vigintillions of questions on Kuorah, several hundred novemdecillion about Wackypedia, Wacky Foundation, and Wacko.
- Jammy Whales – Wackypedia manualbiography.
- Jammy Whales user-subpages – lists of all the pages that begin with User:Jammy Whales.