User:Elle Torito
Appearance
- The Ballad of Elle Torito
- Her name was Elle Torito,
- She was bullish on the facts.
- She packed a mean gordito,
- While needling haystacks.
- Born: Torito, Eleanora.
- Her fortune made in lumber.
- Toreador and Matadora,
- She rarely lost at Ombre.
- A U-turn on the Autobahn
- Got her family out of Germany.
- At the end of the war they dropped the 'von',
- The price to pay for obscurity.
- From Weill, Wagner, cartoon re-runs,
- Mickey Mouse and Mackie Messer,
- Elle mastered all her German ihrens:
- Schokolade Müse. Hasenpfeffer.
- Dolores Haze. Haze, Dolores.
- (Wait, wait—that's someone else!)
- Was she just a boy of chorus?
- We hope you like her show. Or else.
- Vera Incessu Patuit Dea.
- Her Latin Lover, on the carpet.
- Dogged, go figure, by Nabokov. (And hey, a
- Question, Mister: Were you her car pet?)
- They think she knew enough Russian
- To ask for food and love.
- Her nostalghia was thought to be a Prussian
- Blue as a Kobaltana glove.
- Ella Torito, "E.T." for short.
- Fingers better dead than read.
- Set your Sputnik to ABORT.
- A severed Bolshevik is dead.
- They called her Elle Torito,
- A very stylish fille—
- She'd flaunt her incognito
- In Chanel and Givenchy,
- But sometimes wore a sporty burqa,
- Hermès head-to-toe—
- You'd lift her skirt and there would lurk a
- Crescent undertow.
- As vixens came, this one was cunning.
- They left her punning in a taxi.
- She liked to keep the meter running,
- And thought the Sousaphone was "Saxi" . . .
- Pity Elle Torito
- And her pretty little paunch:
- A single gold Dorito
- Would not suffice for launch . . .
- Wiki-wacky Elle Torito,
- So bullish on the facts!
- She packed a mean gordito,
- And carried a small axe. . . .