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Booberry was created in 1948 as a "part of a balanced breakfast". It grew with the baby boom because it has the word boo in it. Scientists created this blue cereal, later available in red as well, as a supplement for the government's top-secret "super soldier" program. It failed, however, and was made available to the public. Critics and fans alike agree that it is one of the top 5 most under-appreciated cereals ever. Kind of like arrested development, it was never appreciated until it was practically gone. However, it is making a comeback and you can join the sensation at http://www.i-mockery.com/booberry/

Following is an excerpt from the aforementioned web domain:

Many of you probably get up and go to work to the same job and do the same work every single day. Now, all of this is fine and dandy, but for as long as you can remember you've had a strange feeling that something has been missing from your life. You can't put your finger on it, but you just have this feeling that you're life is incomplete. Something is definitely missing.

Could it be a healthy breakfast that is capable of turning your mouth blue? DAMN STRAIGHT IT IS! You miss the best cereal from your childhood! YOU MISS BOO BERRY!!!!!! Wouldn't it be nice if you could just walk into your job every morning with a big blue smile on your face? Wouldn't it be nice to have an ungodly amount of sugar in your body first thing in the morning? YES IT WOULD BE!

This page feels your pain. The OFFICIAL Boo Berry Page is not only here to provide you with information on how to acquire Boo Berry cereal for yourself. It is here to show you that you are not alone! There are thousands of people out there who still remember Boo Berry and have been hunting for his cereal just as long as you have, IF NOT LONGER!

Now we all know that Boo Berry never got the credit he truly deserved. Count Chocula and Frankenberry took all the glory. But Boo Berry is hands down THE BEST CEREAL EVER CREATED AND MOUTHS WILL BE TURNED A GLORIOUS BLUE COLOR SO HELP US GOD!