User:Dob in a Nerd

Are you a Nerd?

Do you fill out Jedi as your religion on your census form?
Would you buy Batman and Robin novelty costumes over the internet?
Do you demand that TV stations screen comedy programs in the correct order?
Do you look for arcane plot inconsistencies in TV series?
Would you be able to sing the theme song to the movie Moving Violations?
Would you wait seven hours for an autograph from the Beastie Boys? Or Bros? Or Right Said Fred?
Do you have three different releases of the Star Wars DVDs?
Have you ever been mentioned in the Star Wars novels?
Are you an adult with a complete collection of The Smurfs in your bedroom?
Have you read The Lord of the Rings over four hundred times?
Do you know the universal greeting of the The Transformers?
Do you drive around in your car listening to the The Transformers The Movie Soundtrack, singing along to "The Touch" (You've got the touch, da-da-da-daa-na-na, you've got the power...)?
Do you ever wonder "What would Greg Fleet do?"?
Would you like to startle Bob Franklin?

If you can answer "Yes" to any of the above, then you're probably a nerd. Feel free to dob yourself in below and proudly display your nerd credentials.

Think you're a nerd for another reason? Dob yourself in on my talkpage with a detailed explanation. All contributions welcome.

Dob yourself in as a Nerd

I own this account. Enough said! Dob in a Nerd (talk) 08:59, 28 September 2011 (UTC)