User:Deformitypolice

Is an amoeba!

... in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.

mankindThis user supports the use of gender-neutral language.

than
thenThis user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."

their
there
they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

your
you'reThis user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

its
it'sIt's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

əThis user is a Grammar Nazi.

Pickyness PickinessThis user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".

MixThis user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.

AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

This user's home is overrun with cats.

This user's favorite color is ultraviolet.

lol wut

Obvious statement is obvious.

This user is a Monty Python fan.

This user is covered in bees!

GThis user will use Google before asking dumb questions.

This user eats cheese.

This user prefers green grapes over red grapes.

This user loves oranges.

This user does not drink milk and consequently does not suffer from calcium depletion.

This user drinks water regularly.

S-0This user does not drink carbonated beverages.

This user can solve a Rubik's Cube without cheating.

This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.

This user is interested in
Ancient Egypt.

This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.

This user plays the piano.

This user is interested in astronomy.

This user is interested in String Theory.

This user would like to know what a black hole looks like from inside, but doesn't want to investigate it personally.

This user is interested in Lucid Dreaming

This user remembers VHS. ±

This user thinks it was Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory with the Candlestick.

This user enjoys reading non-fiction.

MC	This user is a fan of Michael Crichton.

This user enjoys Bollywood films.

This user's gonna need a bigger boat.

This user eats jam and ham and Spam a lot.

NDThis user is
pretty good with a bo staff.

This user has had it with mother****ing snakes on mother****ing planes!

VThis user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user.

This user thinks 2001: A Space Odyssey is the best film ever made.

MFThis user bets the neighbors are just lovin' this!

This user goes on a journey through time and space, to the world of The Mighty Boosh!

D.M.
This user likes both the British and American versions of The Office.W.H.

KitHThis user is crushing your head! Crush, crush!.

This user wants to believe,
but verifiability is policy.

MB	This user rejects your reality and substitutes his own!

デス
ノートThis user prefers to keep their notes in their watch.

Section
9This user is a member of
Public Security Section 9.

This user is a Space Cowboy.

FLCLThis user's head is an N.O. channel.

SCThis user will take all you bitches on!

This user is flammable.

This user is of multiple ancestries.

This user lives in Florida.

This user prefers a Tropical Climate

This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.

This user knows that their userboxes are disorganised but has decided that they don't really care.