User:DaveO890

This Things I Believe

AntsThis user, for one, welcomes our new Insect Overlords. TCR This user has balls, and isn't afraid to use them.

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language. This user contributes using a laptop.

This user works for CTU. d'oh!This user is so smart. S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T.

This user is a fan of The Sopranos. This user is a fan of Heroes. Ordinary people discovering extraordinary abilities.

PBThis user would go to prison to break their brother out. LOSTThis user mysteriously regained the use of his paralyzed legs.

NYMThis user is a fan of the New York Mets This user does weight training.

This user enjoys playing darts. This user plays baseball.

This user plays lacrosse. This user has been humbled by Iron Sheik.

LSAT This user scored 188 on the LSAT. This user is a law student.

HLSThis user attends or is an alumnus of Harvard Law School. This user attends or attended Cornell University.

BSThis user has a Bachelor of Science degree in Psychology. IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is 188.

This user is from Earth. This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

This user lives in the U.S. State of New York. This user lives in or is from the United States Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

This user lives in, or hails from, New York City. This user lives in Queens.

The subway line closest to this user's home is the 7 train. NameThis user's name is Dave.

YAThis user is a young adult. 23This user is 23 years old.

PrThis user is a fan of Prop comedy. This user is a Jew.

This user warns: If you mark that frame an 8, you're entering a world of pain. This user thinks that Arnold Schwarzenegger is the greatest actor or actress of all time.

fan-3 This user thinks that Terminator 2: Judgment Day is the best film ever made. nin-0This user is a ninja student.

1+1=3?This user does not understand mathematics. This user is a carnivore.

This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily. This user is on a Protein Diet.

EDNOSThis user has eating disorder not otherwise specified. This user practically inhales jalapeños.

This user loves pancakes. This user eats sushi.

This user exercises regularly and drinks a lot of water to stay hydrated. This user drinks coffee.

This user drinks beer. DuffThis user drinks Duff Beer.

This user loves Thai cuisine. FryLike Philip J. Fry, I'm my own grandpa.

This user observes Daylight Saving Time. This user is interested in the Supreme Court of the United States.

The following are entirely not-not-not-not-not-not-not-not-not-not-not-inconsistent with the five words I speak the most often:

Jay, my new movie is a mixture of action, und comedy. It's called 'McBain: Let's get Silly.' It's just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost eighty million dollars.


Mattybob7 has argued that I display this prominent symptom of mental illness: Muscle dysmorphia is a disorder in which a person becomes obsessed with the idea that he or she is not muscular enough. Those who suffer from muscle dysmorphia tend to hold delusions that they are "skinny" or "too small" but are often above average in musculature. Sometimes referred to as bigorexia or reverse anorexia nervosa, it is a very specific type of body dysmorphic disorder.

Muscle dysmorphia can cause people to:
Constantly examine themselves in a mirror
Become distressed if they miss a workout session
Take potentially dangerous anabolic steroids
Neglect jobs, relationships, or family because of excessive exercising
Have delusions of being underweight or below average in musculature.

I also suffer from the following psychological disorder: projection

My goal in life is to become Mr. Olympia as well as Chief Justice of the United States, following in the footsteps of the late Charles Evans Hughes.