User:DK
NOT Donkey Kong
[edit]Much as I'd like to be a big, fat, hairy ape, it sadly cannot be. You might be looking for Donkey Kong.
AM DK
[edit]I am, however, known as DK (among many other names).
Yes, this sucks.
[edit]I realise that my user page sucks. I only make the occasional edit, which means I probably don't need an account at all. It kind of helps if anyone is unfortunate enough to share an IP with me.
Is anyone reading this?
[edit]No? Good. Although that brings up an important question... why am I writing this?
My Most Favourite Flame War
[edit]Preserved here for anyone who cares. Which probably isn't me.