User:CondomSun

How they get light on earth

Have you ever wondered how they get light on earth?

WONDER NO LONGER.

Right basically they get this speed boat with wings. Then sail off the edge of the earth. Obviously they go out at night when the sun is sleeping. They then swing by the sun while it’s sleeping grab a wee bit, then travel back to earth via Morrison meal deal section. Grab yourself a cheekie spicy chicken pasta, sensations, and a bottle of bucktast. Then scan your Morrisons more card. Then with the wee bit of sun you grabbed put it in any device SO CALLED A LIGHT BULB.

THATS IT FOLKS.

Scooby Doo ‘N’ shagga.

AKA Slazenger gear.