I have a note list of quotes: phrases, paragraphs, and poetry, any collection of words that make me think. Whether it or the author is someone I love or hate, the quotes are something worth adding. Whether they make me smile or frown, or they make me think or are something just plain unforgettable. Even if they can be nonsense. This page is like that. Well, only the stuff that's available under the public domain or with a Creative Commons license, anyway. No PDFs though, not a good format, I think.
Here's the rules for this gallery should the desire to participate overwhelms you.
Controlled chaos. That's the definition of this gallery. Like rule 5 but about management, not character.
You can add or change captions and alt text to these images. If I like them, then they stay. The funnier (or sharper) the better.
If the character isn't me, it leaves.
Know what you link. I don't want lots of porn from here. It's too decadent to even be properly funny.
Note: It is recommended to scroll through this page only through a desktop computer. Mobile looks a bit ugly, and the Gallery feature doesn't entirely work there.
Sometimes heads may be held by palm, best if they're dried
Easy travel, although very limited in capacity
Better serving than monkey head soup, eel pies even
This guy was just about to rot, expiration date is very near
Suck this receiving end of his telephone mime call!yuhi got two turntables and a microphoneA woman can never have too many admirers!I don't support bootlegging unless absolutely necessary, and this episode is no longer an exceptional case after being archived in the Library of Congress. But alas, private theaters aren't that appealing, are they?Hot stuff!"It gets easier. Every day, it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day, that's the hard part. But it does get easier." 🐚A model train enthusiast often tries (and fails) to not embrace the feeling of godhood when observing his creationsAnd you put my brain in overload; I can't change gear; I cannot see the road; you got concrete eyes; and I cannot see your face; and I failed in life; 'CAUSE YOU CRUSHED ME WITH YOUR HANDSEverybody cries, everybody hurts, sometimesEver felt like your life is not even the size of one slab of pavement on a sidewalk in this image
Booting up my Wikipedia game consolebe likeWait a second I know this guy–You're missing one rule: Final Solution-chan does not exist hereThe fuckie wuckies!!When the vandals go 🖕🖕🖕🖕Chaos[More info + associated image]No, it was WikiLeaks, but this is still enough.FUCK OFFThe lyrics are beyond informative, though too high-class for a wide audiences. Same with the composition, it's too formal and demonstrative to allow expressive production. At least the concept's well-executed, but it doesn't sound like a band, y'know?Even the Ku Klux Klan hates these guysWikipe-tan as a staff member of Black twitter, despite her long persisting battle with AIDS.twitter staff member (retired, the Munskrat hates Hawaiian)I'd link you an example from their résumé, but it's on a certain blacklisted website. Sorry! 🥴DAMN BRAT!!! REVERTING MY SUPERIOR FACTS!! 💢💢💢💢💢Wikipe-tan by 2023We were born deletionists, a living craft against the vandals (excluding Binky and Nikki ヾ(•ω•`)o)enchilada chimichangaI like this literal bookworm. Not sure where "Kip" came from but at least they got a full name!Holy shIT THIS CONTAINS THE FOLLOWING VOLUME OF 4W350M3A mischievous incarnationBanned from usage on backpacks (except in several southern areas)Wikipe-tan forming critiques yet unquenchable curiosity towards the Print Wikipedia volumesResources or bee forcesReally love the author behind thisClyde as Wikipedia's puzzle globe.They'd rather be called that than NPCs. (I will not explain this again.)Temptation not to subject living puzzle globes into international traffickingPerhaps Encyclopedia Dramatica has a more...updated variant of this after a decade.example of how to visualize "example"GOING DOWN, GOING DOWN NOWWoo, woo
hedenufSay NO to these images whomst've are different to the ones above.All of these people are armed…WITH PRISTINE RESEARCH!As the tanks roll into town; a little bit of knowledge will destroy youIt would be slightly insulting if your best compliment to all of this was "Not bad."Your virtual neighbors who know not the truth, but how to dissect, identify, verify and preserve it. Sure they only know what they're told, but they've always taken the best of the best on their own. Also the only and definitive remainders of the early "techno-utopianism". And the reason why you know about fair use and Creative Commons.Funky!Taking offense to impersonal criticism and research is your own bitch.Neither can boys!
Imagine seeing a cover like this in its time and thinking "Wow, this guy should be a cartoonist!""I'm givin' out free samples!"Which career is more worth the back-breaking, honestly, drumming or cartooning?Superduper supermen!The Internet Archive has a scan in high quality resolution, but it's low quality in presentation.Uncropped depiction of SedaGuilty as charged.Merc with a Mouth in the midst of his conversion, relevant arm includedHe is KILLING it! Ay Spidey why you look away?Adorable yet artisticLe maestroTERRORIST ACTIONS AGAINST MY ASS ARE NOT ACCEPTABLEAAAARRRGGHHH THE PRISM IS BLEEDING SOMEONE HEEEELLLPPPThis is the real cover for The Wall. Its textless minimalism is intentional so you'd be forced to regard it less as album art and more of you literally facing the wall. It's your copy too, your wall. Any version with text ironically flattens the immersiveness.Dunno why this is called vinyl but hey, still love the hell outta this album. I nickname this one Another Great View.The definitive track listing. The placements of "Silver Springs" and "Songbird" could not be more fitting.HAVENIt's amazing that both of theseartists were on the same label.THIS WAS A B-SIDE?!👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻UnderratedShit probably better than The Life of Pablo frGuess he's an Xbox and I'm more Atari; but the way you play your game ain't fairOF COURSEYeah, the '60s didn't age well, of course.Bullshit that the Hammer of the Gods only go solo. As with Woodstock.Ironically they're better-behaved members than Led Zeppelin or Metallica. AC⚡️DC mostly subverted the "live fast, die young" fate.
I'd kiss her cunt in CannesDude with a drum n'front of 'im has them pair of golden shoesTha Supa CheefUndoubtedly my favorite music-related image ever. It encapsulates everything great in rock, along with the wildness found in rhythm and blues and the attitudes of punk. Absolutely awesome.Even your local pastor loves this bandI can't express enough the joy I have now that there's a quality image to display of the Stones with Mick Taylor. And on the same year as their best live album, too!"This is our favorite place to play in the whole country." – Lou Reed, December 12, 1968This should probably be a head image somewhere.me n the boys casually kicking arse#JusticeForPabloHoneyI'll bet $40 that K.Dot was among this audience, watching and cheering.I hope they disappear in that booth.Absolutely reckless. I hope the people who plotted this polka-dot imitation had thunderstorms near their bedrooms all night. Disgraceful, thoughtless music industry bullshit treating naive talents like dirty rags.
There's an angel on my shoulder; in my hand a sword of gold; let me wander in your garden; and the seeds of love I'll sow
Hey hey baby when you walk that way, watch y'honey drip, can't keep awayEyes that shine burning red, dreams of you all through my headobama tries to convince them hes a drummer, the kennedy honors are just briberyobunga STOP SINGING LIKE A LOUNGE LIZARD, THIS IS BLUES GODDAMMITBarack be likeREAL SHITOnly missing a "Thanks, Obama" image at this pointInspired by his love for groceries, obunga is also pictured here compensating for somethingRich mofo who doesn't need to see the Nickelodeon broadcast, I spit knives with my eyes at himLetterman giving him a stern reminder about being in "the ten-digit zone"Man of the decade in his decadeThe queen's portrait of arrivalThe band and "Jonah Johnson": hitting with an ocean's wave of rock and roll.SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT CHICAGOThese guys did a better reunion album than Black Flag could. What?!The Queen Crimson's ex-husbandLOOK DAD I'M RECORDING THE EDGE ON STAGE HOLY SHITHow I will remember my dadWait, Vegas was cheap at some point?!Their stage sets are so beautiful manHalloween card 🎃He oughta get with Chuck sometimeWhat in the Sam Hill are theseThe best clown ever. Laughing Gravy isn't a very delicious ice cream flavor though, honestly.I got myself a Cadillac; but I can't afford the gasolineI get tears in the morning🚬💀 (ಠ_ಠ)
Already got them Franz Kafka bugger eyes 😳raisinYou wouldn't hit a guy with glasses now, would ya? Oh wait, he's Kissinger. From Harvard. Carry on.This charming man was prevented from graduation after spending a month in jail from involvement in car robbery. Imagine the difference in history if he wasn't arrested.Hey white boy, whatchu doin' uptown, chasing women and men aroundGrownup boy scout who supports the suburbian nuclear family American dream ☺️Just by the emerging facial hair you know he's a demigod already on the verge of a rebirth."She used to be such a sweet girl"Nerd in Florida 🤯Born with big balls, died with even bigger balls. Played Snoopy, spoke Fake Italian, liked dril. Gifted at everything, saw the gifts in everyone. Made you hate him, didn't mind you loving him. No better poker and billiards player in Chicago. Found greater life and love past 30. Kept it real until the bitter end. Requiescat. 🎈Usually a yearbook photo can be a moment of cringe and you become relieved at how better of a life you have now. Unfortunately I kinda felt the opposite for this one. Never Ignorant in Getting Goals Accomplished, indeed. #THUGLIFELove this dude's albums, along with Ice-T's and Ice Cold's and Ice Tray's and lce Coffee's and lce Water's and Ice Berg's and lce Cup's and lce Box. These dudes were all the real OGs of the hip hop golden age.From tha streets 2 tha suitesCould use a stronger Jamaican flavorYou got the dolla he got the hollaUrkel?Ticket to your own concert be like
His most reformed
His critical peak (and not stopping!)
His own happy world
His care for the children
jumpWake me up when a street in New York is named "Christgau Way".promo photo for YesterdayMissing since October 2016Once that eye opened, it forever shone a new curse upon everyone in the television industry. Hasn't been shut since.With the Internet, the hatred for ViacomCBS is even more front and center!God only knows what I'd be without you.Komplizierte Identität!
It's funny. Only on a night like this does New York feel the most complete.Not even the walls of Jericho would be this high.You can feel them staring down at you.THE ABSOLUTE MADMANAn awesome son et lumière, but this image in particular is both the most vibrant and most interactive with the sky.
Bathroom noise at 2AMHe does tend to wander a bit at night"The Union as it was...This is a White Mans Government....the Lost cause...Worse than Slavery"[Unregistered HyperCam 3]Some would say this is about American nationalism. I just interpret this as a Thanksgiving that unifies diversity.Still fuming at the lack of Britannia X Columbia R34.Them bastards did it by over a centuryPorn for the white supremacist. What do you mean there's no white women?They didn't know that women wearing sailor suits are immensely overpowered. Sacred rules of the universe.Ok this is hella awesome tho"Please daddy, tell us do, for they censor all your letters, so we know they can't be true."Serbia greatest!!By 2037, would this be less common than it was a hundred years ago?"I wanna Easter egg! I wanna Easter egg! I wanna Easter egg!"Who cares for you? You're nothing but a pack of cards.If nothing else, the Gay Guevara hidden in TERF Island is a nice change of pace.I don't have a joke here, this is pretty cool.If you smile and pick your favorite Jelly Belly correctly, then everyone's welcome.Turning PointA mischievous vegetable hater[3] and Bart SimpsonDiscussing the international expansion of the Pizza Hut franchise and how to implement both TMNT and Tetris brands into the ring
Bachelor tax (reminds me of a hentai where shackled incels are forced to impregnate select women to increase a certain country's population. BUT I DIGRESS)
Child using oversized equipment. The kayak is floating too high, it is too wide for his hips and shoulders, and it is so deep that his elbows hit the deck. His paddle is also too long. It is impossible for him to paddle efficiently, and he will tire quickly. His PFD is also large enough to slip off over his head while fastened.Stealing food from a man's hand, the nasty bitch be SWIPIN'Perching on spikes designed to discourage perching birds, this sodding twat gives 0 fucks, with a pair of eyes taken from Stalin and a face like (ಠ_ಠ)3/3[Unregistered HyperCam 4]For legal reasons the actual flag cannot be shown here, so enjoy this caption that says the description of the flag was that "the laser beam projects a powerful image of New Zealand. I believe my design is so powerful it does not need to be discussed."[6]https://www.reddit.com/r/Chainsawfolk/comments/ut6qygSpawn area for players in Goat Simulator 3A black cat "rusting" (coat turning a lighter brown shade) in sunlightImagine boarding a flight and then deciding to read the airplane articleJan looking at minerals and stuffChrysippus allegedly died of laughter after witnessing a donkey eating his figs.[7] 🏆
Your honor, I did NOT mistake that skyscraper for a Pirouline wafer. That was my identical cousin!Courtroom sketch of the trial (2006)Tell the author of this image that I give this a solid 10.No relation to that guy
not a lizerd but sure does act like oneHE BITEYGenius comedy.in its right placeHeads of the greatest showrunning era The Simpsonseverhad. You can't change my mind on that, though they didn't make Treehouse of Horror V.She lived like a murder, how she'd fly so sweetly, but she died, just like suicide🧡🧡🧡🧡Doritos most preferable. You thought this was cursed? Wait 'til you try cheesebread with peanut butter! Or ranch on any fast food!Why do I get nostalgic looking at this? I mean the demo is a decade old now, but damn.Uuuurrrrraaaaarrrrggghhhhhh nooooooo I've become the subject of a Steve Cutts videosteuwpid background for spilled hot coffeeThe most kickass boot-up screen ever, this demon-bred fuck is RAISING LITERAL HELL LIKE HOLY SHIT THUNDERBIRDS ARE GOThis bum overheard you talkin' shit 'bout Chicago AND BOY HE AIN'T HAPPYTHE FLYING KIPPERLARPing free-for-allNeed tomboy 😖blasphemous🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸you are a fat idiot!Definitely funnier out of context.I se-I seriously don't know where I should put this.
Sailing the seas of cheeseTook over a century, but I'm beyond elated that we finally got a quad-trilogy.Killer comedy!Surprisingly the folks at Puck didn't go "Bah humbug!" that season.Something for the angel. Would she like anything else?I call this event "the Great Jimmy Jack Crack".Looke heere, it's obvious who won. Jim 'ere approached the match like a freak with a machine gun. Jack was as prepared as a mother's schoolboy, marchin' to the ring as he knew all his maths.WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHNext time eat a salad 🏏She could eat that flower up like a berry.Lookin' like a dream factory"Ya think he might be into jas?""Nahhh, don't think so. It can get a little jovial. Not nearly as much blues, that deep shit the cat's into, man."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAE6Il6OTcs
That money bag is all for child support. It's a rabbit-uh, thing.How could you not love this guyMr. Fancy Pants hereI never saw this until the day it entered the big P.D.. Weird.Not a bad SVG honestly.Disney ponders aboutMickey'struesexuality"I know Donald was a reformed Nazi, but he'd never tell me about this! I don't think he even knows about this!!"The down-on-his-luck duck knows the oldest of Unca Walt's sins.From one sacred quack to another
NOT Citizen Kane. Like the Beatles, it can be argued that the best film by the best director is the eternal #1.The art of the sword and the gun."Come in, Mr. Wilson"Read this review for yourself.Hey. Why shouldn't I have a cover to a #1 best-selling novel? Besides, I now have twice as many naked women!…Yeah, too intense indeed. The kiddies'll go wild at the concept of skinny dipping!Secretly sold at Buc-ee's 🤫No words could explain, no actions determine; just watching the trees and the leaves as they fall
First one ain't the best to me. This pops out ridiculously but brings out something very vibrant during the Gay Nineties.Building off the 1905 logo but sleeker, tighter, and containing less dissonant shapes. The "Healthful" makes this unintentionally humorous, but my love for this brand increases as a result.Actual precursor to the Globe; the Pepsi Cap! Really well done, it's a shame they never returned to the cap's geometries in subsequent designs. Even if I prefer cans. Also pissed every variant of the globe has basic lettering of the name afterwards. This is very attractive.But what more can I say? This is hella smooth.Little sad they ridded the diamond square outline but this is one of the few instances where simplifying it actually brought out versatility. Bravo.I mean, if it ain't broke don't fix it...at least the blue made this chain look less...greasy, so to speak?DAMN DUDE, THRASH SHINOBI STYLEAn unusual amount of variants compared to Black Sabbath's, but no less valuable.The Hi-Fi subscription is totally worth nearly $20 a month. The purple heart[Unregistered HyperCam 6] sucks a lot, they could've at least kept the Flow's rainbow motif.Spotify meets MTV with user-generated content. Way better than it sounds.I don't mind a colored red LP, just make sure the pricework ain't too self-centered.I need nine more votes to get the TV working for this.Funny, considering I designed a near-identical graphic to represent love and neurodiversity. This is just as cool!Damn son new luv symbul hereIs this a pride flag or a printer flag?The two flags are synonymous. I connect with this one but the pansexual flag's also here since it's more popular.Freedom of speech and expression, in both waysThis was made in 1977, the days of Taxi Driver and when films like Uncut Gems just felt like home. But whatever, it's still New York, forever and always.Canned coochie! R34 mags! IED manuals! Pirated Peter Blake copies! You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough screws loose! You mention my name to the feds we never do business again! Not even for a pair of shoelaces or a stick of gum, you understand?!Like the Bronze and Dark Ages, DC's stories can hit your head and leave a mark. And for the most part, them stories were really good!
When my dad and I agree something's shit, that's real trouble.
It hits different when a logo shows a continent's outline rather than their national flag. You can tear apart a flag, but not its land.A source of several of your favorite kids shows.
How satisfied were they with three circles in a circle?
I dunno. I just look at this and think.I'll be in some basement room, with a needle and a spoon, and another girl to take my pains awayIf you believed there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is coolHello again! If you appreciated every last image before this one, congratulations on reaching the bottom!That's all Folks!
^I think there's weight in the fact that the "Lost Cause" is the first modern conspiracy theory originated by white Americans. It got the denialism and everything.
^my ducks? in a row. ordered. disciplined. behaving predictably. your ducks? scattered. in disarray. waddling aimlessly. desperate for a leader to impose structure. pathetic.
^I actually don't think it would be out of his character. This guy's the Roland Emmerich of body horror films.