wikipedia's worst wikipuppy[1] (oh god i am so bad at this why can't i hyperlink to the wikipuppy page). i am the definition of accidental myspacey edits with the most social-media-esque user page you've ever seen (but i'm trying to fix it, i swear! but i really like userboxes, so).
note: my actual edits r in good grammar and good spelling please dont kill me in my sleep i love u wikipedians community
about me![edit]
i'm an anglo-french (i know nothing about france except for what my dad's said) internet addict living in birmingham. i'm autistic. she/her or they/them pronouns, i'm a lesbian, and... that's kind of all you gotta know about my queer identity. despite having an online presence of the most obnoxious person ever, i am really involved in british politics and i (usually...) take it very seriously.
interests![edit]
unfortunately i am a massive homestuck fan.
most of my "fandoms" (i hate calling them that, but hey, interwebs lingo i guess) are music-related stuff; think 'weird emo kid on myspace 15 yrs ago'; mcr, ptv, and whatever else fits in that genre. im also super into riot grrrl stuff, and for somebody who borderline acts like a furry online, im actually pretty fuckin' punk (trademark) when i'm not being terminally online.
i love MSI and talking to me puts you at chronic risk of me bringing random facts about the band into conversations for no reason.
for hobbies, i play bass, i roleplay (but that term kinda makes me cringe), i collect records and cds and random ass band posters that i find on ebay.
userboxes: political-ish[edit]
(also includes religious beliefs and other beliefs that don't belong in the 'interests' section.)
Boris | I say chaps...wouldn't it be super if jolly old Bozza led the Tories? |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5e/Diana%2C_Princess_of_Wales_1997_%282%29.jpg/45px-Diana%2C_Princess_of_Wales_1997_%282%29.jpg) | This user wished that Charles had not hurt the feelings of Diana. | ![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c0/Charles%2C_Prince_of_Wales_in_2021_%28cropped%29_%283%29.jpg/47px-Charles%2C_Prince_of_Wales_in_2021_%28cropped%29_%283%29.jpg) |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8e/Feuille_de_Cannabis.jpg/39px-Feuille_de_Cannabis.jpg) | This user believes that the responsible use of cannabidiol should not be restricted. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4b/Anti-nazi_logo.svg/36px-Anti-nazi_logo.svg.png) | This user doesn't like Nazis. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fd/Sample_09-F9_protest_art%2C_Free_Speech_Flag_by_John_Marcotte.svg/75px-Sample_09-F9_protest_art%2C_Free_Speech_Flag_by_John_Marcotte.svg.png) | This user thinks the copyright system infringes their human rights! |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/60/Hangmans_Noose.jpg/15px-Hangmans_Noose.jpg) | This user advocates the use of the death penalty for certain criminal offences. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/ff/End_the_Death_Penalty_%286478945585%29.jpg/60px-End_the_Death_Penalty_%286478945585%29.jpg) | This user knows that innocent people are killed by the death penalty and that you can't reverse death. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/84/Psychoactive_Drugs.jpg/48px-Psychoactive_Drugs.jpg) | This user supports the legalization of all drugs for adults. |
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This user is pro-cannabis.
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![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4e/Young_Woman_with_Morning_Glories_in_Her_Hair.jpg/50px-Young_Woman_with_Morning_Glories_in_Her_Hair.jpg) | This user supports the rights of women who want to be braless in public. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a5/Flag_of_the_United_Kingdom_%281-2%29.svg/45px-Flag_of_the_United_Kingdom_%281-2%29.svg.png) | This user supports United Kingdom's membership in NATO | ![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/37/Flag_of_NATO.svg/45px-Flag_of_NATO.svg.png) |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fa/Pink_triangle.svg/50px-Pink_triangle.svg.png) | This User is Queer/Lesbian and considers gay to be a compliment. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d2/Rose_Gelb.JPG/47px-Rose_Gelb.JPG) | This user believes pornography imperils society and is too easily accessible over the Internet. |
userboxes: babel[edit]
userboxes: interests[edit]
get ready for the most painful spam of interest-related ubxs ever. this part is way less of a wikipedian profile and way more of a personal archive...
Art-2 | This user is at an intermediate level of art appreciation. In other words, this user "really likes the colors!" |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/47/Axe-g038360a36_1280.png/32px-Axe-g038360a36_1280.png) | This user believes that guns are for wimps. Throw an axe instead. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5c/JFK_limousine.png/102px-JFK_limousine.png) | This user acknowledges that John F. Kennedy was martyred at the hands of the CIA, and trusts the Warren Commission as far as it might be thrown. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b0/Gnome-dev-cdrom-audio.svg/43px-Gnome-dev-cdrom-audio.svg.png) | This user supports local music |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/96/Musical_note_nicu_bucule_01.svg/40px-Musical_note_nicu_bucule_01.svg.png) | This user enjoys listening to music. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/98/Bowling_ball_and_pins.jpg/69px-Bowling_ball_and_pins.jpg) | This user loves to bowl, but would love to get more strikes. |
Bk | This user understands that black isn't a colour, but favours it nevertheless. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1e/Osu%21_Logo_2016.svg/48px-Osu%21_Logo_2016.svg.png) | This user plays osu! |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/23/Mother_series_logo.png/75px-Mother_series_logo.png) | This user is a fan of the MOTHER series. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/37/2b2t_Logo_Vectorised.svg/60px-2b2t_Logo_Vectorised.svg.png) | This user plays on 2b2t, The Oldest Anarchy Server in Minecraft. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/23/Aperture_Science_logo_%28light_grey_background%29.png/50px-Aperture_Science_logo_%28light_grey_background%29.png) | Believe them, this user is doing science and is still alive. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b0/Saint_Francis_in_Ecstasy_-_Francisco_de_Zurbar%C3%A1n.jpg/45px-Saint_Francis_in_Ecstasy_-_Francisco_de_Zurbar%C3%A1n.jpg) | This user is interested in ghosts. |
userboxes: interests pt2, music[edit]
(my music ubxs are more just a spam of cool artists than anything actually useful(?) to know about me, so i'm putting them all here.)
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8a/Venus_symbol_%28outline%29.svg/25px-Venus_symbol_%28outline%29.svg.png) | This user supports women in music. |
No img till further notice, sry | This user wants everyone to know that Coheed & Cambria is not emo and everyone should make sure they are never classified as emo. |
DEVO | "Q: Are we not men?
A: "We are DEVO!" |
userboxes: memes[edit]
(that don't fit into the other sections.)
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Actually, the Internet is serious business.
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PPP | This user has found the source of the ticking noise and is uncomfortable reading this message, as are you!!! |
meow | This user sometimes adds a "meow" at the end of their sentences, meow. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7e/2011-365-339_Self_Referential_%286459461407%29_%28cropped%29.jpg/42px-2011-365-339_Self_Referential_%286459461407%29_%28cropped%29.jpg) | This user may vandalize their own userpage. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a4/Arrow-up-white.png) | This user does not get the above userbox, but put it on their userpage anyway because they like it. |
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![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6f/Abuse.svg/40px-Abuse.svg.png) | This user is an expert in Nothing Do not trust this user in any topic! |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/43/Toi_250kg_gold_bar.jpg/40px-Toi_250kg_gold_bar.jpg) | This user has been meaning to join the Procrastinators' Club for several years. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/aa/Fucking%2C_Austria%2C_street_sign.jpg/40px-Fucking%2C_Austria%2C_street_sign.jpg) | This user likes stupid signs |
References [ edit ]
1. ^ Dude trust me |
userboxes: general info[edit]
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c3/Flag_of_France.svg/68px-Flag_of_France.svg.png) | This user is of French ancestry. |
userboxes: wikiprojects + wikipedian info[edit]
userboxes: health conditions[edit]
this is the last section of userboxes, thank god. i am so sorry for my chronic need for everything to be organised in sections, including my userboxes, apparently.
note: you don't have to read this by any means. i am professionally diagnosed; this isn't me flexing them or anything, this is just so you know what kind of first-hand experience and expertise i have if i contribute to any articles of the following:
PSY | This user lives with episodes of psychosis. |