User:CalamityBlue

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This user likes to Go Metro.

This user supports public transit.

This user drinks Diet Coke religiously.

This user likes his steak brown on the outside, mooing on the inside.

A, B, and C

This user prefers the serial comma.

This user is proud to be Gay.

This user is interested in Uranus.

This user is obviously not sarcastic.

USC

Fight On!
This user is a USC Trojans fan.