User:BrownHairedGirl/Incubator — Ballyporeen
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BrownHairedGirl/Incubator — Ballyporeen
Ballyporeen is a village in County Tipperary, Ireland. Located in the Galtee-Vee Valley with the Galtee Mountains to the north and the Knockmealdowns to the south. The village developed in the 19th century as an inn on the coach route between Cork and Dublin, and became significant due to its large large open air markets.
It is best known as the setting for Percy French's popular song Donegan's Daughter.
The village is also remembered (esp by those with vivid imaginations) as the birthplace of Ronald Reagan.
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The leaning tower of Pisa is an architectural tragedy located in Italy.
The tower was designed in Ballyporeen by the renowned Sligo lawyers Argue and Phibbs, whilst recovering from a stag night in Clonmel. The requirement to produce a blueprint was the forfeit in a drinking game which they had lost to some Dominican friars from Ballyconneely. The lawyers designed the building as required, but demanded payment to design the foundations. When the requested sum of €12,000 was denied, they attached part of the plan for an IKEA wardrobe and took the train home. Read more...
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Jack Kerouac (1922–1969) was an American novelist and poet of French-Canadian descent. He is best known for his writing about his unsuccessful wanderings, searching for the road to Ballyporeen.
Kerouac is considered a literary iconoclast and, alongside William S. Burroughs and Allen Ginsberg, a pioneer of the Beat Generation. Kerouac is recognized for his method of spontaneous prose. Thematically, his work covers topics such as Catholic spirituality, jazz, promiscuity, Buddhism, drugs, poverty, and travel. He became an underground celebrity and, with other beats, a progenitor of the hippie movement, although he remained antagonistic toward some of its politically radical elements.Read more...
Did you know?
- ... that 1561, the North Pole was moved out of Ballyporeen after An Bord Pleanála denied an appeal against the refusal of retrospective planning permission?
- ... that candy floss is one the few staple foods not to have been invented in Ballyporeen?
- ... that not a single feature of the set of the film Gone with the Wind was modelled on Ballyporeen?
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In the news
- February 2019: The Great Flood of Ballyporeen is cancelled after a planning meeting with Irish Water descended into a brawl over who would pay for the buckets to clean up afterwards
- July 2017: the United Nations Security Council unanimously condemns Rabindranath Tagore, W.B. Yeats and the Meister Eckhart for causing international scandal by refusing to attend the Ballyporeen writing festival, offering no better excuse than being dead
- December 2011: centuries of camel farming in Ballyporeen comes to abrupt end as the entire herd is wiped out by an asteroid which escaped from a malformed sci-fi comic in Cappoquin
- 23 April 2009: Greta Garbo, Vladimir Putin, Vlad the Impaler, Hugh Roe O'Donnell, Fidel Castro, Pat Ingoldsby all don't visit Ballyporeen
- 19 October 2008: the Great Drought of Ballyporeen ends as the Murphy's Stout lorry arrives from Cork
- January 2007: Mao Zedong visits Ballyporeen to sign a contract for the village's stone masons to build the Great Wall of China
- 14 September 2005: the internet is invented by the junior infants class at St Joseph's national school in Ballyporeen
Topics
- Industry
- Commerce
- Science
- Transport
- Philosophy
- Logic
- Moral philosophy
- Ethics
- Epistemology
- Aesthetics
- Literature
- Poetry
- Ballyporeen haikus
- Short stories
- Poetry
- Sport
- Gaelic games
- Ice-skating
- Feminism in Ballyporeen
- Anarcho-feminism in Ballyporeen
- Third wave feminism in Ballyporeen
Related portals
WikiProjects
- :WikiProject Spaceflight. Spacetravel is a popular past-time amongst Ballyporeen's pensioners
Things to do
- Take more hallucinogens, to avert the onset of reality