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The Skonkalamonkadonk.

The Skonkalamonkadonk is found in the north west of blabuska land where is reigns supreme on its hump. It strikes fear into the hearts of the children in surrounding villages, where it strangles them with dirty nappies and suffocates them with its foul smelling aroma. Legend has it that if you touch one of its belongings then you have to be riddend of the devilish smell by having water poured over you and down your nose multiple times. If you touch the Skonkalamonkadonk it will instantly kill you with its acidic fingers