User:BigMikeFriedHay

Hey y’all, my name is Big Mike. I’m the owner and operator of the world famous Fried Hay Farms located right in the heart of Guthrie, Oklahoma. I am one of Oklahoma’s biggest suppliers of black market cannabis (mostly because I cain’t never figure out how to pass testin’). My hobbies include drugs (all of them), glory holes, and hangin’ with my boys Brad and Chad. If I’m not at the farm, I’m probably out doing court ordered community service or sleepin’ off the 8 ball of coke. Yeehaw!