User:Beyond495/Carl's Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week
![]() | This is a former Wikipedia article that has been moved to a user space in a process called userfication. It is not an archive, but represents an ongoing attempt to resolve issues with the original article. For guidance on developing this draft, see Wikipedia:So you made a userspace draft. |
Carl | |
---|---|
Carl internet series2.png | |
Also known as | Carl's Pissed (official title from 2007-2008) |
Genre | Sports |
Voices of | Dave Willis |
Country of origin | United States |
Original language | English |
No. of episodes | 41 (list of episodes) |
Production | |
Running time | Approx. 1-5 minutes |
Original release | |
Network | Adult Swim Video |
Release | October 19, 2007 present | –
Related | |
Aqua Teen Hunger Force / Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1 Spacecataz |
Carl (formerly known as Carl's Pissed) is an online series on Adult Swim's online video on demand service, Adult Swim Video. Carl is hosted by Carl Brutananadilewski, a fictional animated character from Adult Swim's popular television series, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, later known as Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1. Carl debuted on October 19, 2007.
Each episode features Carl ranting on about his comments and feelings on sports, among other topics, and also features his "Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week", where he talks about current issues in the NFL, such as the Brett Favre scandal, and the NFL's latest decision about helmet-to-helmet tackles, and picks the winner in an upcoming game that he has something to say about, such as the Week 6 matchup between the Minnesota Vikings and the Dallas Cowboys.
Carl first debuted on Adult Swim's online video on demand service, Adult Swim Video on October 19, 2007. Carl was originally titled Carl's Pissed in 2007 until early 2009, but was changed to Carl's Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week (often abbreviated to Carl). As of 2008 episodes of Carl's Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week have been featured as segments on The Scott Van Pelt Show[1]
All episodes of Carl's Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week from 2007 and 2008, were released as a special feature on the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Volume Six DVD boxset[2] on December 16, 2008.
Episodes
[edit]# | Title | Release date | |
---|---|---|---|
2007[edit] | |||
1 | "Memories of Joe" | October 19, 2007 | |
Carl agonizes over the departure of New York Yankees manager Joe Torre and fondly remembers some times they shared together. Carl wishes him luck. | |||
2 | "Boston Freakin' Won" | October 29, 2007 | |
Carl explains the insignificance of Red Sox World Series win and how Isiah Thomas is an amateur when it comes to sexual harassment. He also talks about how women should be treated. | |||
3 | "Brady vs. Manning" | November 5, 2007 | |
Carl is upset at the amount of media attention the Indianapolis Colts vs. New England Patriots game has been receiving, as opposed to his Giants on their bye week. | |||
4 | "Red is for Losers" | November 12, 2007 | |
Carl is upset at the performance of his New York Giants against the Dallas Cowboys and their selection of red throwback jerseys. He also mentions what a great color he thinks blue is. | |||
5 | "Let Barry Be Barry" | November 19, 2007 | |
Carl is upset with how the media has been treating slugger Barry Bonds, and thinks he and Barry should be let to be themselves. Carl also mentions that he got his big muscles from using steroids when he was 13. | |||
6 | "The BCS" | November 26, 2007 | |
Carl expresses his displeasure with the current state of college football. | |||
7 | "Mike Vick-tim" | December 1, 2007 | |
Carl offers his thoughts on the Michael Vick sentencing. He also talks about how he and God eat animals. | |||
8 | "Championships and Porn" | December 3, 2007 | |
Carl is upset that Ohio State was able to back-into the BCS Championship Game. He also talks about that the computers aren't good for anything except porn. | |||
9 | "Roid Rage" | December 17, 2007 | |
Carl explains the conspiracy behind the Mitchell Report. | |||
10 | "Holiday Thoughts and Musings" | December 24, 2007 | |
In the spirit of giving, Carl offers his locks of the week, courtesy of his friend 'Cement Shoes' Minnelli down at the docks. He says he's not as mad on Christmas. He says he doesn't have food money for his mother. | |||
2008[edit] | |||
11 | "Bottle Blonde Broad" | January 14, 2008 | |
Carl takes credit for distracting Tony Romo in the Cowboys playoff loss to the Giants by wearing a Jessica Simpson wig. | |||
12 | "Giants Win" | January 21, 2008 | |
Carl offers his take on the Giants' NFC Championship Game win over the Green Bay Packers, and specifically kicker Lawrence Tynes. He's so excited that he has to use an oxygen tank to stop him from getting a heart attack of happiness. | |||
13 | "Giants by 23" | January 28, 2008 | |
Carl predicts his Giants will issue a "Beantown Beatdown" to the New England Patriots in the upcoming Super Bowl XLII. He also says he wants to hear interesting Super Bowl stories, instead of something he already knows. | |||
14 | "Giants Win the Super Bowl" | February 4, 2008 | |
Carl's New York Football Giants win the Super Bowl, thus inspiring him to change his look. His mustache is gone, and his hair orange colored. | |||
2009[edit] | |||
15 | "Super Bowl '09 Odds" | February 1, 2009 | |
This Super Bowl's outcome is pretty much a foregone conclusion. So, Carl's giving you the odds on some things that might actually be interesting about this game. | |||
16 | "Carl's Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week" | October 9, 2009 | |
Carl weighs in on the groundbreaking (and allegedly jaw breaking) new coaching style of Tom Cable and picks his lock of the week. | |||
17 | "Vikings vs. Ravens" | October 16, 2009 | |
Carl weighs in on the battle between the Baltimore Ravens and a tired old man who has already retired twice. | |||
18 | "Patriots vs. Buccaneers" | October 23, 2009 | |
Tom Brady and the New England Patriots are headed to Jolly Olde London this week and Carl's not that happy about it. | |||
19 | "Eagles vs. Giants" | October 30, 2009 | |
Life imitates baseball or something, as New York and Philadelphia square off against each other in both football and the World Series this week. | |||
20 | "Chiefs vs. Jaguars" | November 6, 2009 | |
Carl takes a stand on a different internet loud mouth: The Kansas City Chiefs' Larry Johnson. | |||
21 | "Giants vs. Falcons" | November 20, 2009 | |
Carl has some tough talk for Tom Coughlin, Eli Manning and the rest of the Giants. It's time for them to put up or shut up against the Atlanta Falcons...or else. | |||
22 | "Saints vs. Patriots" | November 27, 2009 | |
It's an economically depressed city spectacular as Carl takes a Thanksgiving dump on the Detroit Lions before shaking down the New Orleans Saints for their beads. | |||
23 | "Michael Vick and Tiger Woods" | December 4, 2009 | |
With the Eagles visiting Atlanta this week, Carl reflects on what Michael Vick's and Tiger Woods transgressions have taught us about integrity and sexual orientation. | |||
24 | "Bengals vs Vikings" | December 11, 2009 | |
Can Brett Favre pull himself away from taking naps and clipping coupons to take on a team full of criminals? Carl has the answer. | |||
25 | "Colts vs Jaguars" | December 16, 2009 | |
Carl has a message to all the talented footballers out there leading a respectable private life: Stop. | |||
26 | "Eli, Plaxico and The Big Blue Wrecking Crew" | December 23, 2009 | |
The Giants have really shot themselves in the foot this year, or in Plaxico's case... his thigh. | |||
2010[edit] | |||
27 | "Urban Meyer's Flip Flop" | January 1, 2010 | |
The Giants have crumbled. Urban has quit (maybe). And only Carl is still standing to face down Cincinatti. | |||
28 | "Extreme Sports Showdown" | January 8, 2010 | |
Now that the NFL season is over (for Carl), Carl takes a look at some other sports you can eat bar food to. Oh, and he makes his lock for Philly vs. Dallas. | |||
29 | "Jets vs. Chargers" | January 15, 2010 | |
Carl looks at the New York / San Diego showdown and how Mark Sanchez's hair plays into it. | |||
30 | "Early Takes Over" | January 22, 2010 | |
Early Cuyler, of Squidbillies, takes advantage of the baldy mustached feller's bagel run and makes some predictions of his own. Guest appearance from Unknown Hinson | |||
31 | "AFC-NFC Pro Bowl" | January 29, 2010 | |
Carl uses his gift for analogy to explain his frustration over having to wait an extra week for the awesomeness of the Super Bowl with only the awesomeness of the Pro Bowl to tide him over. | |||
32 | "Super Bowl XLIV" | February 5, 2010 | |
Carl's highly accurate network of cousin intel has given him the lowdown on this year's most important match up. | |||
33 | "The Winter Olympics" | March 1, 2010 | |
Carl has a few suggestions for the Olympic Committee regarding improvements to the next Winter Olympic Games. | |||
34 | "The Oscars" | 2010 | |
With no real sports to speak of, Carl is forced to talk about his feelings regarding Precious. | |||
35 | "March Madness" | March 19, 2010 | |
Carl has some very practical tips to make this March's madness very lucrative and/or injurious. | |||
36 | "Not In Kansas Anymore" | March 26, 2010 | |
Carl has a few things to say about the Kansas loss...and about spray-tan sickness. | |||
37 | "World Cup and Wimbledon" | 2010 | |
Carl waxes philosophic about sports in the global arena and how most of it sucks. | |||
38 | "New York Jets Vs. New England Patriots" | September 17, 2010 | |
Carl's presumably unrequited feud with Bill Belichick begins anew in 2010 as the Jets face-off with the Patriots. | |||
2011[edit] | |||
39 | "Green Bay Packers vs. Chicago Bears Playoffs" | January 21, 2011 | |
Carl wears a cheesehead hat, and predicts the Green Bay Packers will win the play off game. | |||
40 | "Bye Week" | January 28, 2011 | |
Carl imagines life without NFL football. | |||
41 | "Super Bowl XLV" | February 6, 2011 | |
Carl talks about the upcoming Super Bowl. | |||
42 | "Giants vs. Redskins" | September 9, 2011 | |
Carl observes a brief moment of silence in honor of the tenth anniversary on the September 11 attacks, and Chuck Klosterman makes a guest appearance. | |||
{{ }} |
- http://video.adultswim.com/carl/carls-lock-georgia-vs-lsu.html
- http://video.adultswim.com/carl/carls-lock-denver-broncos-vs-chicago-bears.html
- http://video.adultswim.com/carl/carls-lock-cincinnati-bengals-vs-baltimore-ravens.html
- http://video.adultswim.com/carl/carls-lock-indianapolis-colts-vs-jacksonville-jaguars.html
- http://video.adultswim.com/carl/carls-lock-denver-broncos-vs-oakland-raiders.html
- http://video.adultswim.com/carl/carls-lock-florida-vs-georgia.html Early Cuyler
- http://video.adultswim.com/carl/carls-lock-denver-broncos-vs-miami-dolphins.html
- http://video.adultswim.com/carl/carls-lock-cleveland-browns-vs-oakland-raiders.html
- http://video.adultswim.com/carl/carls-lock-detroit-lions-vs-chicago-bears.html
- http://video.adultswim.com/carl/carls-lock-rams-vs-redskins.html
- http://video.adultswim.com/carl/carls-lock-patriots-vs-bills.html
- http://video.adultswim.com/carl/carls-lock-eagles-vs-falcons.html
- http://video.adultswim.com/carl/carls-lock-giants-vs-redskins.html
- http://video.adultswim.com/carl/carls-lock-the-winter-olympics.html
References
[edit]- ^ [1]
- ^ "Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Volume 6 DVD Information". TVShowsOnDVD.com. 2008-12-16. Retrieved 2011-01-17.
External links
[edit]