User:Bacon 1337/Userboxes

This user is a thespian, and shouldn't be wished "good luck".

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This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.

This user is crazy.

This user terminates unquoted ellipses on sight. This is not your blog. We end sentences properly.

This user believes in the existence of God.

This user is a bloody legend, and everyone ELSE knows it.

they

This user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun.

This user is a vampire and vants to suck your blood. BLEH!

lie & lay

This user understands the difference between lie and lay. So should you.

This user eats apples.

This user wishes he or she had a significant other of either sex.

teen

This user is a teenager.