User:BabuBhatt

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Hello, its BabuBhatt, Jerry Seinfeld's Pakistani restaurateur friend. Summer 2007 status: No longer a contributor, merely a reader. I attempted to make an edit and was blocked by some spam blacklist deal. As someone who been a positive contributer for a year and a half, it offends me to jump through hoops just to edit a page. I still believe in the project, and wish all editors luck.

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Bhattisattva

BabuBhatt is a good man, and a good bowler. And as a rider, he explored the resorts from Copper Mountain and Winter Park to Breck and Vail. And ... up to The 'Boat.

Bhatt to Scale

As a youth, my old man helped me build a model 1956 Chevrolet Bel Air. This led to a series completed with varying degrees of success: a Chevrolet Camaro, a Plymouth Duster, a Ford Galaxie and a Pontiac GTO. On a wintry, celibate, carefree post-collegiate bachelor pad day in Winter 2002, I built a Ford Mustang SVX in one day: it looked pretty hideous. The project inspired a little more careful work on a Ford Lightning, a Mini, the reworked Camaro and Duster and the rehabbed Bel Air, Galaxie and GTO, which culminated in an Acura Integra that is a thing of beauty. A Ford Thunderbird and a 1928 Lincoln sit unstarted, but the phase has passed, for now.

Bhattbox

"...vast wasteland..."

I've been known to watch a little tube from the days of "Cosby Show," "Family Ties" and "The Dukes of Hazzard". Cable television entered my life at 12, where I got my first real tastes of MTV, VH-1 and Comedy Central. I discovered "Saturday Night Live" at 13. I was a devoted Bev-niner aka "Nine-oh" fan for one year in college. All time favorites are "Arrested Development", "Curb Your Enthusiasm", "Family Guy", "The Office (UK)", "Seinfeld" and "The Simpsons". I saw Jack Bauer's first grueling day and then abandoned him. I find the CSI franchise worthy and Without A Trace and Cold Case aren't bad either. HBO's The Wire is the best drama on DVD. Coupling's UK original incarnation is great too. Freaks and Geeks and Undeclared are proof that the best shows can't find significant audiences in America. American Chopper and various other Discovery and TLC shows have held my interest with some regularity in years past. Currently though, my tube addiction is under control with only the occasional SNL and US version of the Office.

Nemeses

Movie talkers, loud cell voices, loud ringtones, green light hesitators, Wikipedia vandals.

Originals

Evite, J.J. Fad, Chipper's Lanes, The Starlight, Stereo 360, Christopher Douridas and Arapahoe High School (Colorado), David Denman, Oscar Nunez and Craig Robinson and Sacred Cow (album).

Notable vandalism

• 1/16/06 — "I am a lame guy who destroys other people's work"

• From the Pirates vs. Ninjas entry:

==BabuBhatt the N00btart== This noobert is the offical enemy of all ninjas lovers, along with pirates. [[The Grand Holy War Against BabuBhatt]] has been delcared. During his childhood, BabuBhatt was unfortunately never loved and had no friends. Even to this day, when people pass him on the street, they curse his name and throw spoons at his oversized head. Every night, BabuBhatt returns to his trailer and cries himself to sleep after a pleasant night of watching movies about the success of others, and of course, some GAY PORN!!!! Which is disgusting and you should be put in some prison for gay people. AnywayS as soon as you can vandalise the [[User:BabuBhatt]] page, please do so.

• From the Phish entry:

==BabuBhatt IS TEH GAY ONE!!!!!111!!1!!1!!! It has come to my attention that this particular user has been stalking my every action on wikipedia, it is clear that he is homosexual and has no social life, evidently because he has spent 15 hours editing wikipedia.

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