User:B10Reaper
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| Species: | H. sapiens
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| Subspecies: | H. s. sapiens
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B10Reaper is a member of a species of bipedal primates in the family Hominidae (taxonomically [Homo sapiens] Error: {{Lang}}: text has italic markup (help)—Latin: "wise man" or "knowing man"). DNA and fossil evidence indicates that modern B10Reaper originated in Prince George about 20 years ago. When compared to other animals and primates, B10Reaper smells better, and has significantly less body hair. His mental capability, combined with an erect body carriage that frees the forelimbs (arms) for manipulating objects, has allowed B10Reaper to make far greater use of tools than most of the guys in his shop classes.
Like most higher primates, B10Reaper is social by nature. B10Reaper is particularly adept at utilizing systems of communication—primarily spoken, gestural(Mainly flipping the bird), and written language—for self-expression, the exchange of ideas, and organization. B10Reaper is not terribly distinctive as a guy on the Earth, but by having mad vidya game skills, he manages.
B10Reaper seeks to understand and influence the environment around them by hitting it with stuff. This natural boredom has led to the development of random crap.
Name
[edit]It's been his name in both online and offline games, as well as in chatrooms since the age of 12.
History
[edit]Origin
[edit]Born in Prince George, British Columbia Canada.
Transition to civilization
[edit]Since he lives in Mcleod Lake, BC currently, it is hardly a "transition to civilization" from Mackenzie, BC.
Habitat and population
[edit]He lives in a house with lots of trees around it, and there is only one of him... for now...
Biology
[edit]Anatomy
[edit]You were hoping for details weren't you? Pervert.
Diet
[edit]Pizza, Tacos, Burgers, and Energy Drinks.
Sleep
[edit]About 8 hours a night. 12 if he was busy the previous day.
Psychology
[edit]Consciousness and thought
[edit]Trust me, you don't want to know about what goes on inside his mind.
Motivation and emotion
[edit]Usually motivated by a bodily need (eat, sleep, poop) or by boredom. Emotions range from happy to angreh.
Sexuality and love
[edit]Straight, and in love with a beautiful woman.
Language
[edit]Primarily English, with small bits of (In order of amount spoken) German, French, Japanese, Russian, Korean, and Chinese.
Spirituality and religion
[edit]Philosophy and self-reflection
[edit]People are stupid, the person is intelligent.
Race and ethnicity
[edit]White, French and German with some British thrown in.
War
[edit]HUH! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN'...
Trade and economics
[edit]At the moment I raise chickens and sell eggs. That will be changing soon.
Trivia
[edit]- -Gets bored easily
- -Blatantly stole this template from the Human page of wikipedia
- -Is actually from the future, sent back "for the lulz"
- -Is also a member of The Doom Wiki, The Mass Effect Wiki and Encyclopedia Dramatica (which can't be linked)
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