User:Asderoff

Hi, I'm Asderoff. I'm a young male from New York City. I'm sure we'll get along just fine.

Interests

This user knows Who's on First.

This user contributes while using iTunes 12.0.0.

This user contributes using Safari.

This user runs macOS.

This user thinks different.

This user contributes using a Mac, and doesn't know why Windows was ever invented.

MacThis user contributes using a Macintosh computer.

This user thinks Apple Inc. products are cool.

This user prefers
New York pizza

This user will eat Green Eggs and Ham for Easter dinner but not on Fridays in Lent, or Ash Wednesday.

This user eats quesadillas.

This user loves hamburgers.

This user drinks Diet Coke religiously.

This user enjoys the big band sound

This user enjoys classical music.

This user enjoys jazz music.

This user knows that Christian rock makes rock music better.

This user enjoys rock music.

This user likes alternative rock.

This user likes most types of music.

iTSThis user uses the
iTunes Store.

This user enjoys film scores.

This user wears their Sunglasses at Night.

This user enjoys writing.

This user loves the Autumn.

This user loves the Winter.

This user writes screenplays.

This user writes short stories.

Life	This user is Pro-Life

X	This user is strictly apolitical.

This user believes that hippies, celebrities, and politicians are NOT experts on climate change.

This user thinks the
global warming issue has been immensely exaggerated

This user is a capitalist.

This user enjoys reading mysteries.

This user reads science fiction.

ACThis user went and hanged themself, and then there were none...

This user enjoys the poetry of
Wilfred Owen.

Quoth this user, "Nevermore."

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

LOTR	This user loves The Lord of the Rings, just the film trilogy, not the books.

This user enjoys films.

This user supports the colorization of black and white movies.

This user just loves a good western.

This user wants to make you an offer you can't refuse.

The Good

In this world, there's two kinds of users: Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

Kill BillThis user owns a
Hattori Hanzo sword.

Pulp FictionThis user knows that in France, they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale With Cheese because of the metric system.

Woohoo!This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than ten Super Bowls!

300Tonight this user dines in hell!

This user likes their Martinis shaken, not stirred.

This user prefers cable television over satellite television.

This user's TV service provider is Spectrum.

fan-3

This user wholeheartedly believes that The Simpsons is the greatest television program in the history of the world and parts beyond.

This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!

This user likes to hear that viewer discretion is advised.

ABEThis user is not a communist! They may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but they are not a porn star!

AntsThis user, for one, welcomes our new Insect Overlords.

CBGThis is, without a doubt, the worst userbox ever!

BENDER B. RODRIGUEZBite this user's shiny metal ass!

CAPTAIN ZAPP BRANNIGANThis user finds the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

OP8	This user is from Omicron Persei VIII.

This user demands you
respect my authoritah!

¡This user knows the Chewbacca Defense and is not afraid to use it!

D.M.
This user likes both the British and American versions of The Office.W.H.

70sThis user thinks anyone who doesn't like That '70s Show is a dumbass.

This user is a subscriber to Sirius Satellite Radio.

This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful...

JokerThis user promises that no matter what happens, you'll die laughing...

SThis user fights for truth, justice and the American way!

This user is mourning the death of The Star-Spangled Avenger

This user is interested in Roman Catholicism.

This user believes the world is a happier, safer and saner place because of religion.

This user believes GOD saves everyone - including YOU!

This user is saved!

This user honestly just doesn't care anymore about what shape the Earth is. Let it go, man.

UBXThis user hopes you read each and every one of their userboxes! _{or else...}

.....This user is a professional procrastinator.