User:AnimeMagic2112/sandbox/Armylady
| Crazy Awesome Army Lieutenant of Connecticut Territory the United Kingdom of Great Catiana and Luxembourg | |
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 Incumbent since 2016Lt. Eriin Goldie | |
| Government of Connecticut Office of the Prime Minister | |
| Reports to | Queen of Greater London |
| Residence | 316 Badass Avenue |
| Appointer | Queen of Luxembourgh |
| Term length | No set length; until retirement or if she crashes the LMV. |
| Inaugural holder | Ryan's cat |
| Formation | 2014 |
| Website | [1] |
Lt. Goldie has been the Crazy Army Lady since 2016, after leaving her position as Chief Lazy Secretary of the Department of Motor Vehicles. She is considered the founder of the Connecticut Territories as she hired Nikita to kidnap the then incumbent U.S. Governor of Connecticut and then invaded and gave everyone milkshakes and nuking Waterbury after sending Mr. P to get some fried chicken so he wouldn't get nuked and because she was really hungry.