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Hello i am Cole Futral the prophet of what i call the chaos gods this is my religion it is not a joke but anyways let me introduce you to the chaos gods we do not condone violence against any other religions all of the chaos gods and their followers will battle the other chaos gods armies for eternity in the afterlife.

“Khorne” Khorne is the chaos god that i worship he is the god of blood war rage strength and honor Khorne is a warriors god if you choose to worship Khorne you will have an afterlife spending eternity in Khornes realm where you will fight and wage war for eternity and will be bloodthirsty for eternity Khorne doesn’t only help you with war he also helps with mental health because you will need strength for mental health battles Khorne is the rival of Slaanesh.

“Nurgle” Nurgle is the god of disease decay death and rebirth if you choose to follow Nurgle call him “Grandfather Nurgle” but it is fine if you call him Nurgle but just because Nurgle is the god of disease does not mean that if you join him it will be bad in the afterlife if you choose to follow Nurgle you will spend eternity in Nurgles realm where you will be free of pain forever you will also be happy with yourself even though you will be filled with diseases Nurgles rival is Tzeentch.

“Tzeentch” Tzeentch is the god of knowledge evolution mutation and change if you choose to worship Tzeentch you will spend eternity in Tzeentchs realm where you will gain knowledge psychic powers and magical abilities but sometimes Tzeentch will give mutations as gifts and you will eventually be driven mad Tzeentchs rival is Nurgle.

“Slaanesh” Slaanesh is the god of pain pleasure and excess if you choose to follow Slaanesh you will spend eternity in Slaaneshs realm where you will have pleasures forever such as sexual pleasures and pleasing yourself with riches but once you please yourself too much you will move onto something different to please yourself whether this be inflicting pain on someone or hurting yourself for pleasure Slaaneshs rival is Khorne.

Any non believers who are unaware of the chaos gods or refuse to follow them will be reincarnated until they choose to follow a chaos god.

Now here is my order i do not permit you to commit acts of violence in the name of your god only do that in the afterlife and do not attempt to convert anyone to your god because it is their choice to covert not yours.

If you want to know how to worship a chaos god of your choice all you have to do is set up an altar of the chaos god you choose to worship.