David Lee

David Lee, in Korean Lee Jae Ha (입큰놈) otherwise known as the "Mouth of Maugenhard" is a student at Black Forest Academy of Korean descent and insatiable appetite.

History

David was born at a very young age in Seoul Korea because he wanted to be close to his mother.

Current Activities

While the first few days after break were quiet, it is now painfully evident that Lee is in the House!

Latest Lee Quote

"Uh huh - snort snort Uh huh - snort snort" - Lee upon finding out that he still has a A in the class

Past Activities

Currently chewing...

Whilst he should be steadfastly engaged in reading, it would appear that he runneth off at the mouth. At least he seems to show concern that he may flunk History this year...

David recently surpassed all expectations by getting three (3) correct on a quiz - 3! Can you believe it?

While he should be studying for his History quiz, at the moment he is fooling around with noodles. As a result of this, he only scored 10/25 of this part of the test. We are all expecting great and glorious things of him in the coming days, however...

Conclusion

As long as you do not smell of cucumber and 고추장, you should be safe from the predatations of this interesting creature. OK, I will say that he is cool, becuase he has given his teacher candy two days in a row (If he wants to keep seeing good stuff about himself on this page, he had better keep the streak alive)

Hugo van der Merwe

Background

Hugo claims to be a citizen of German South-West Africa, though he refers to it by another name which escapes my mind at the moment.

Racial Characteristics

Hugo is a (albeit pale) black African of Dutch descent. While some recognize his native African genetics, they are amazed that one so seemingly albino could have brown hair and hazel eyes