User:Amakuru/April Fools 2020

... that former President Clinton said his day would be ruined if he didn't get a bacon butty (pictured) and a cup of tea? N - misleading: it doesn't mean Bill Clinton.
... that some atheists believe in the Ten Commandments? N - misleading: the "ten commandments" aren't the usual ones.
... that New York once neighbored Philadelphia? - N misleading: it doesn't mean the usual New York or Philadelphia.
... that a Queen of England was named after a blast furnace? N - misleading: that pub in Scunthorpe has never been a "Queen of England" in the usual sense.
... that South Dakota once sued 15 cats? Y - true, and amusing.
... that a Briton told the European Union to fuck off 17 million times? N - no, he didn't. 17 million people voted to leave the European Union, and one guy made a song about it.
... that Turing wrote Prof: Alan Turing Decoded sixty years after his death? N - nope. It was a different Turing.
... that a bim bam boom aboard an airplane caused quite a stir in France? ? - this isn't quite true, but I might let it off as it's not totally misleading.
... that Captain Kirk can encrypt your computer, but Spock might decrypt it for a fee? ? - ditto, I think this one's almost OK, although clearly it's not the Spock and Kirk most people know.
... that you can have sex with two cans of Pepsi, though one might need to be twisted? N - this isn't saying what it seems to be saying.
... that Volkswagen part number 199 398 500 A is typically lubricated with ketchup? Y - this one seems to be more or less accurate, although "lubricated" isn't really the correct term.