User: Altair110

Fly, Eagles Fly! Welcome to my user page "Altair110". Cheers! It is approximately 10:30 where this user lives. Today is 1 December 2024 “ I was 14, just a little older than Bobby. But I knew Uncle Sam needed me, so I lied and signed up. We had beat the Nazzys in Italy, and they shipped me to the Pacific theater. A Tojo torpedo sent our troop ship to the bottom. I could only save three of my buddies: Fatty, Stinky, and Brooklyn. They were kind of like you fellas [to Bill, Dale, and Boomhauer], only one of them was from Brooklyn. Out of the sun came a Tojo Zero and put fitty bullets in my back. The blood attracted sharks. I had to give 'em Fatty. Then things took a turn for the worse. I made it to an island, but it was full of Tojos! They were spitting on the U.S. flag! So I rushed 'em, but it was a trap. They opened fire and blew my shins off. Last thing I remember, I beat 'em all to death with a big piece of Fatty. I woke up in a field hospital, and they were sewing my feet to my knees. ” — COL Cotton Lyndal Hill “ Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man. ” — Jeffrey Dexter "Jeff" Boomhauer III Vandalism information >Very low pending changes backlog: 3 pages according to DatBot as of 18:30, 1 December 2024 (UTC) 2.45 RPM according to EnterpriseyBot 09:10, 1 December 2024 (UTC) - update Discussions About me Wikipedia This user participates in WikiProject United States. This user is a member of WikiProject Military history. This user is a participant in WikiProject Aviation. This user is a member of the Counter-Vandalism Unit. This user is a member of WikiProject National Football League. This user is a participant in WikiProject Baseball. This user has extended confirmed rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify) This user has been an extended confirmed user for 4 years, 1 month, 1 week and 2 days. (verify) This user has been on Wikipedia for 4 years, 5 months and 6 days. The important thing to know about this user is ...they exist .....Annnndddd has been known to be a Sarcastic Asshole. This user has been helping the Internet not suck since 2020. This user is a native of the United States of America. This user is a citizen of the United States of America. This user lives in the United States of America. This user votes This user supports the fight against breast cancer. This user loves dogs. This user owns one or more dogs. This user owns and loves a Husky. This user loves chihuahuas. SQLThis user uses SQL queries to locate his car keys. This user has a low tolerance for bullshit. This user drinks beer. This user drinks coffee. This user loves hamburgers. This user prefers eating pizza with pineapple. This user carries a gun This User trusts his Glock This user trusts their Beretta This user ​ supports the Constitution of the United States. This user ​ supports the First Amendment of the United States. This user strongly believes in the Second Amendment. This user remembers VHS. This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know. This user causes chandeliers to fall from the ceiling when he is angry This user has a pulse. This user rides a Harley-Davidson This user is best described as Chaos walking on 2 legs. Sports PHIThis user is a fan of the Philadelphia Eagles LALThis user is a fan of the Los Angeles Lakers. LADThis user is a fan of the Los Angeles Dodgers LAKThis user is a fan of the Los Angeles Kings UFCThis user is a fan of the Ultimate Fighting Championship. Fight On!     This user is a fan of The Dead Man, The Undertaker. This user is a WWE fan. Military VFWThis user is a member of the Veterans of Foreign Wars. This user is a member of The American Legion. This user is a veteran of the United States Army. This user served in the United States military. This user fought for the United States of America in the Afghanistan War. This user fought for the United States of America in the Iraq War. This user has deployed to Afghanistan as part of OEF This user has deployed to Iraq as part of Operation Iraqi Freedom The United States Army awarded this user the Combat Infantryman Badge. This user is proud to be a U.S. Infantryman. This user has been awarded the Basic Parachutist Badge. This user has been awarded the Purple Heart. Barnstars The Random Acts of Kindness Barnstar Thanks for existing. -Shift674-🌀 contribs 16:20, 5 January 2021 (UTC)