Hi! Welcome to my user page! I am neither a streetcar or named Keanu, but I am an admirer of both.

My main interests include paleontology, cetology, zoology, pop culture, cultural anthropology and the media of Canada, and as a result, most of the pages I edit will probably be along those lines. I support Land Back.

This user is a dolphin, or of delphine ancestry.

This user enjoys geocaching.

Orange

This user's favourite colour is orange.

This user is a cat lover.

The Kilmography

Below is a modified copy of the filmography chart from Val Kilmer's wikipedia page, copied here for the sole purpose of tracking all the kilms I've watched. "Kilm" is the official word - trust me, I'm in the kilmmunity. Kilms with reveiws have been watched.

Film work by Val Kilmer
Year	Title	Role	Brief review
1984	Top Secret!	Nick Rivers	Really cute. This played at the Revue and I really regret not asking somebody on a date to see it.
1985	Real Genius	Chris Knight	I love this movie so much. Has aged really well for an 80s teen comedy.
1986	Top Gun	Lt. Tom 'Iceman' Kazansky	Hiiiiiighway to the--
1988	Willow	Madmartigan	Very cute but I was disappointed in the writing given the high production value. Idec I don't own those nostalgia goggles
1989	Kill Me Again	Jack Andrews	Hes so babey in this omg. I cannot take him seriously as a hard boiled detective at this age.
1991	The Doors	Jim Morrison	This film was so incredibly horny
1992	Thunderheart	FBI Agent Ray Levoi	This film was very good, the cast is fantastic. Also, there's like 3 pages of Levoi x Crow Horse fanfics on AO3 and they're all written by two authors you can clearly tell are friends who have deep and branching fan-created lore for these two. I am so invested.
1993	The Real McCoy	J.T. Barker
	Tombstone	Doc Holliday	A dying man has never looked so fine.
	True Romance	Elvis Presley
1995	Batman Forever	Bruce Wayne / Batman	The production design here is absolutely insane.
	Heat	Chris Shiherlis
	Wings of Courage	Jean Mermoz
1996	The Island of Dr. Moreau	Dr. Montgomery	He's so hot in this movie why does it have to suuuuuuuuuuuck
	The Ghost and the Darkness	Col. John Henry Patterson
	Dead Girl	Dr. Dark	Apparently this did not get a physical release in America and I can see why. Wrote the synopsis for the Wikipedia page cuz it had none. Mostly I just wonder how this film even happened.
1997	The Saint	Simon Templar	Guilty pleasure. I bought the soundtrack CD for my car cuz it's all 90s trip hop.
1998	The Prince of Egypt	Moses / God	An example of western 2D animation at its best.
1999	At First Sight	Virgil 'Virg' Adamson
1999	Joe the King	Bob Henry
2000	Pollock	Willem de Kooning
2000	Red Planet	Robby Gallagher, Engineer	Gallagher is such a sweetheart... Most 2000-looking film ever made.
2002	The Salton Sea	Danny Parker / Tom Van Allen	Rough gem I would absolutely recommend. This film is incredibly in-line with my own personal style and tastes. Dark, grungy and absurd with some genuine heart. 10/10.
2002	Hard Cash	FBI Agent Mark C. Cornell
2003	Wonderland	John Holmes	The editing here is something else but otherwise, this film is kind of iconic. Val is on point here.
	The Missing	Lieutenant Jim Ducharme
	Blind Horizon	Frank Kavanaugh	Budget, but cool. I'm a fan of the deliberately overdone sound design.
	Masked and Anonymous	Animal Wrangler
2004	Spartan	Sergeant John / Bobby Scott	Took a while for this to grow on me but it did.
	Stateside	Staff Sergeant Skeer
	Alexander	Philip II of Macedon
	George and the Dragon	'El Cabillo'
2005	Mindhunters	FBI Agent Jake Harris
2005	Kiss Kiss Bang Bang	Perry Van Shrike	Iconic. Apparently it was entirely Val's idea to make Perry gay and I'm all here for it.
2006	Summer Love	'The Wanted Man'
	Moscow Zero	Andrey
	10th & Wolf	Murtha
	Played	Dillon
	Déjà Vu	Agent Paul Pryzwarra
2007	Have Dreams, Will Travel	Henderson
2008	Conspiracy	William 'Spooky' MacPherson
	Felon	John Smith
	Delgo	General Bogardus
	2:22	Maz
	Columbus Day	John
	The Love Guru	Val Kilmer
2009	The Chaos Experiment	James Pettis
	Streets of Blood	Detective Andy Devereaux
	American Cowslip	Todd Inglebrink
	The Thaw	Dr. David Kruipen
	Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans	Detective Stevie Pruit
	Hardwired	Virgil Kirkhill
	Double Identity	Dr. Nicholas Pinter / John Charter
2010	The Traveler	The Stranger / Mr. Nobody / Stanley Happerton
	Bloodworth	Warren Bloodworth
	MacGruber	Dieter Von Cunth
	Gun	Angel
2011	Kill the Irishman	Detective Joe Manditski / Narrator
	Blood Out	Arturo
	5 Days of War	Dutch Journalist
	Twixt	Hall Baltimore
2012	Seven Below	Bill McCormick
	Wyatt Earp's Revenge	Older Wyatt Earp
	The Fourth Dimension (Segment: "Lotus Community Workshop")	Val Kilmer
	Breathless	Dale
2013	Riddle	Sheriff Richards
	Planes	Bravo
	Standing Up	Hofstadder
	Palo Alto	Stewart
2014	Tom Sawyer & Huckleberry Finn	Mark Twain
2017	Song to Song	Duane
	The Snowman	Gert Rafto
	The Super	Walter
2018	1st Born	Biden
2019	Jay and Silent Bob Reboot	Val Kilmer / Reboot Bluntman
2019	Cinema Twain	Mark Twain
2020	A Soldier's Revenge	C.J. Connor
2020	Paydirt	Sheriff Tucker
2021	The Birthday Cake	Uncle Angelo
2021	Val	Himself
2022	Top Gun: Maverick	Admiral Tom 'Iceman' Kazansky	Oh Val

The Weird Page Hoard

Requirement: I have to have come across these pages organically while browsing Wikipedia, not through any sort of "Weird Wikipedia Pages" lists or compilations.

Pages for personal reference

My bookmarks

Lost media

BFI 75 Most Wanted

Hooden animal tradition

Bookmark gallery

A pic with an interesting story.

Sandbox

Space where I can test stuff.