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100This user is 100 years old.
(rounded to the nearest hundred years)

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WHO ENTER HERE

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01101001There are
10
types of people: those who read binary and those who don't.

This user's care factor is zero!

This user is a
curmudgeon

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Compulsive Wikipedia Editing Syndrome.
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This user may be a bit eccentric, but is definitely not demented.

BS-NThis user is a native speaker of Bullshit.