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Eric Praline(Cleese): I wish to make a complaint

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Shopowner(Palin): Sorry we're closing for lunch

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Eric Praline: Nevermind that my lad, 

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I wish to complain about this parrot 

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what I purchased not half an hour 

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ago from this very boutique.

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Shopowner: Oh yes, the Norwegian blue, what's wrong with it?

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Eric Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, 

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it's dead, that's what's wrong with it.

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(laughter)

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Shopowner: No, no! It's resting, look

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Eric Praline: Look my lad, I know a dead parrot when I see 

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one and I'm looking at one right now!
(laughter)

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Shopowner: No, No, it's not dead, its restin'

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Eric Praline: Resting?

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Shopowner: Yeah. Remarkable bird, the Norwegian blue, 

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beautiful plumage in't it?

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Eric Praline: The plumage don't enter into it! It's stone Dead!