Talk:International School Eindhoven

Actual Formation

ISE traces its history to the Philips International School, founded in 1965 for primary education, and to a Philips-led initiative to deliver core secondary education in English at a pre-existing school from 1974. The original school features in Episode 9 of the 1977 BBC series The Age of Uncertainty, in which honoured economist John Kenneth Galbraith describes it as a product of corporate power designed to protect the dominant institution of its society, noting "English is to the modern corporation as Latin was to the medieval church".

The Philips International School renamed Regional International School (RIS) in 1975, subsequently adding other language streams such as French and German. In contrast, leaders of the secondary education expanded the scope of English lessons and relocated to form a semi-autonomous International Secondary School Eindhoven (ISSE) in 1986.

A successful RIS-ISSE merger started in 2007 and concluded in 2012.

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Current Appraisal

"The current school (ISSE) has merged itself with the primary division (RIS), therefore coming under one branch the ISE (International School Eindhoven). The school is located towards the outskirts of eindhoven, close to the Eindhoven airport. The school has arranged bus services via Hermes for students to travel from the city center to the campus (although the bus service is only provided twice a day). The campus is surrounded by woods, is also close to a mental asylum and a railway track. Although in-order to make the school grounds safe, anyone may enter (no security check) the campus but no students may leave. The campus also provides a wonderful expensive catering service that provides small amounts of food for top quality $ (also no other food may be imported into the campus since the catering service has a contract with the school). Also if you are biking to school the only way to do so, is by traveling through the dark woods on your own. If traveling by car or any other transportation, you must travel through a narrow road and fight with other parents for a wonderful parking spot. The campus was originally an old German Nazi barracks but has now been transformed into a school with underground chambers with sound proof rooms. Since the campus is an historical sight no posters, plants, or other objects may be placed in the class room that may distort the natural dull color of the class rooms. The campus also provides students with the latest air ventilation systems that make sure CO₂ levels are at a high optimum level for a very productive lesson. The main attraction of the campus is the library with a glass roof that can even support an elephant and primary student knocking on the glass while you try and study. The campus also provides a set of (high on crack) serf's and horny teach. If interested please make arrangements with the campus to visit our campus (a lovely place, where all dreams hopes and student freedom are lead to torture and penetration moments). The campus is also a very biased and resist school and also somewhat targets some students (like; anal or no-anal), although just like any other organization they don’t show their shit in public but rather keep it masked with a smile. It is a wonderful school where the administration staff, the principle (she), the director (he), love to suck the cock of their investors (the people who sponsored the costs for the new campus). Wooot, they sure love to suck cock .. mumumu.. lol. Anyway it's the best school to get 'fucked up as shit', not by the students but by the school. Don't worry this is all legit, after all “we” know better and you too once you understand how shit the school is. "
Edited by; camp.ass.stu.edu.2000.v1