Portal:Beer/Selected quote
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Selected quote 1
| “ | Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. | ” |
| — Ben Franklin |
Selected quote 2
| “ | It is nice when you can sit back with some friends, drink some beer and have a good time. | ” |
| — Dave Matthews |
Selected quote 3
| “ | Give me a woman who truly loves beer, and I will conquer the world. | ” |
| — Wilhelm_II_of_Germany |
Selected quote 4
| “ | Water is drunk by the four legged beast; man prefers it with hops, malts, and yeast. | ” |
German Trinkspruch |
Selected quote 5
| “ | Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers. | ” |
The Buffalo Theory as explained on an episode of Cheers by Cliff Clavin to his drinking buddy, Norm Peterson |
Selected quote 6
| “ | Beer, if drunk with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health | ” |
| — Thomas Jefferson |