return {
[==[If you're not [[WP:BOLD|getting dirty]], you're not having fun.]==],
[==[[[Thomas Becket|→]] If all the swords in England were pointed against my head, your [[WP:NPA|threats]] [[WP:DENY|would not move me]].]==],
[==[A place of [[WP:WC|special meaning]] and [[WP:KC|thought]],<br />Be glad of what you've [[WP:SB|learnt]] and [[WP:ADOPT|taught]]]==],
[==[[[Laozi|→]] The mark of a [[WP:EDIAN|moderate man]] is [[WP:NPOV|freedom from his own ideas]].]==],
[==[[[WP:WIAA|Things]] don't [[WP:FA|change]] by themselves, you have to be [[WP:BOLD|active]] to [[WP:Wikiproject|mould the environment]] in which you are going to [[WP:EDIT|practice]].]==],
[==[[[Monty Python's The Meaning of Life|→]] Try and [[Wikipedia:NICE|be nice]] to [[Wikipedia:Wikipedians|people]], avoid [[WP:Vandalism|eating fat]], read a [[Wikipedia:GA|good book]] every now and then, get [[WP:CTW|some walking in]], and try and live together [[WP:PEACE|in peace and harmony]] with people of [[Wikipedia:Wikimedia sister projects|all creeds and nations]].]==],
[==[[[Charlotte Whitton|→]] We all have [[WP:EDIT|ability]]. The difference is [[WP:CTW|how we use it]].]==],
[==[[[John Diefenbaker|→]] [[WP:FREE|Freedom]] is the [[WP:V|right to be wrong]], not the right to [[WP:VAND|do wrong]].]==],
[==[[[Stephen Leacock|→]] [[WP:HUMOR|Humour]], it cannot be too often said, [[WP:BITE|must be kind]].]==],
[==[[[WP:EDIT|Live]], [[WP:HELP|inspire others]], and [[WP:FA|make a difference]].]==],
[==[Open [[Help:Wikipedia: The Missing Manual|the manual]].]==],
[==[[[Albert Einstein|→]] No [[WP:VAND|problem]] can be [[WP:REVERT|solved]] at the [[WP:Disruptive editing|same level of thinking]] at which it was created.]==],
[==[We do not inherit [[Wikipedia|the Earth]] from [[WP:Bureaucrats|our parents]], we borrow it from [[WP:NEWBIE|our children]].]==],
[==[The [[WP:FA|most important]] things in [[Wikipedia|life]] are often not [[WP:PROJECT|realised]] until they're [[WP:FAR|taken away]].]==],
[==[[[Wicked (musical)|→]] It's time to [[Wikipedia:BOLD|try defying gravity]]]==],
[==[[[A Crown of Swords|→]] Only a fool thinks his [[WP:VANDAL|enemies]] stand still when he isn't [[Wikipedia:Recent changes patrol|looking]].]==],
[==[[[Hotel Mario|→]] If you need [[Wikipedia:HELP|instructions]] on how to get [[WP:HOW|through the hotels]], check out the [[WP:EDIT|enclosed instruction book]].]==],
[==[[[Leo Tolstoy|→]] [[WP:Wikipedians|Man]] must not check [[Wikipedia:NOTBUREAUCRACY|reason by tradition]]...but [[WP:IAR|tradition by reason]].]==],
[==[Some say that [[WP: WWINSG|the glass is half empty]],<br />But it's important to realize that [[Wikipedia|the glass]] [[WP: Wikipedia is a work in progress|won’t be like this forever]].]==],
[==[[[Renault Clio|→]] [[WP:RD|Hey Bobby, what's the French for Va-Va-Voom?]]]==],
[==[[[Joe Strummer|→]] I'd like to say that [[WP:WRITERS|people people]] can [[Wikipedia:Editing|change anything]] they want to; and that means everything in [[Wikipedia|the world]]. ... Without [[WP:WRITERS|people]] [[Wikipedia|you]]'re [[Reliability of Wikipedia|nothing]].]==],
[==[[[First Epistle to the Corinthians|→]] I [[WP:CREATE|laid a foundation]] as an expert builder, and someone else is [[WP:article development|building on it]]. But each one should be careful how he [[WP:EDIT|builds]].]==],
[==[No [[Wikipedia:Neutral point of view|shirt]], no [[Wikipedia:Verifiability|shoes]], no [[WP:editing|service]].]==],
[==[[[Tales of a Wayside Inn|→]] Do you ne'er think what wondrous beings [[WP:WIAA|these]]?<br />Do you ne'er think [[WP:EDITORS|who made them]], and [[WP:MOS|who taught<br />The dialect they speak]], where melodies<br />Alone are the interpreters of thought?<br />Whose [[Wikipedia:Contributing to Wikipedia|household words]] are [[WP:WIAA|songs]] in many keys,<br />Sweeter than [[WP:PAPER|instrument of man e'er caught]]!]==],
[==[[[From each according to his ability, to each according to his need|→]] [[WP:CTW|From each]] according to [[WP:HOW|his ability]]; [[Wikipedia:Make articles useful for readers|to each]] according to [[WP:RF|his need]]!]==],
[==[[[Confucius|→]] [[WP:NAME|If the name is not correct, the words will not ring true.]]]==],
[==[[[Somebody to Love (Jefferson Airplane song)|→]] [[Wikipedia:WikiLove|Don't you want somebody to love? <br />Don't you need somebody to love? <br />Wouldn't you love somebody to love? <br />You better find somebody to love.]]]==],
[==[[[National Health Service|→]] [[WP:CVU|Catch it.]] [[WP:AIV|Bin it.]] [[WP:BLOCK|Kill it.]]]==],
[==[[[The Princess Bride|→]] My name is [[Special: MyPage|Inigo Montoya]]. <br />[[WP: LTA|You]] [[WP: VANDALISM|killed]] my [[Wikipedia|father]]. <br />[[WP: BLOCK|Prepare to die]].]==],
[==[[[Cura personalis|→]] [[WP:ADOPT|Cura Personalis]] <br /><small>("Care for the entire person")</small>]==],
[==[[[Parable of the Wise and the Foolish Builders|→]] The [[WP:USERS|wise man]] [[WP:ACR|builds]] [[WP:TPA|his house]] on [[WP:Notability|the rock]]. === February ===]==],
[==[[[WP:FA|Rome]] wasn't [[WP:Article development|built]] [[WP:The world will not end tomorrow|in a day]].]==],
[==[[[Animal Farm|→]] [[WP:Ignore all rules|Napoleon is always right]].]==],
[==[[[Docendo discimus|→]] [[WP:ADOPT|Docendo discimus]] <br /><small>("by teaching, we learn")</small>]==],
[==[[[List_of_Latin_phrases:_A#adversus_solem_ne_loquitor|→]] [[Wikipedia:You don't need to cite that the sky is blue|Adversus solem ne loquitor]]<br /><small>("Don't speak against the sun")</small>]==],
[==[[[WP:PR|Know thyself]].]==],
[==[[[James Bond|→]] [[WP:WARN|Shaken]], not [[WP:DNITV|stirred]]]==],
[==[[[Hamlet|→]] [[WP:MOTD|The cook, that is the trumpet to the morn. <br />Doth with his lofty and shrill-sounding throat <br />A wake the god of day.]]]==],
[==[[[James Thomson (poet)|→]] [[Wikipedia|Where]], [[WP:Editor|the hawk]],<br />[[WP:FEATURE|High in the beetling cliff]], his [[WP:WIAA|aery]] [[WP:HOW|builds]].]==],
[==[[[Abraham Lincoln|→]] I destroy [[Wikipedia:WikiHate|my enemy]] when I make him [[Wikipedia: Friends|my friend]].]==],
[==[[[WP:NPOV|If triangles had a god, it would have three sides.]]]==],
[==[[[Caddyshack|→]] [[WP:DEV|Cinderella story]]. [[WP:CREATE|Outta nowhere]]. A former [[WP:STUB|greenskeeper]], now, about to become the [[WP:FA|Masters champion]]. It looks like a mirac... [[WP:TFA|It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!]]]==],
[==[[[Olympic Games|→]] [[Wikipedia:Assume good faith|With Glowing Hearts]], [[Wikipedia:Wikipedians|we]] can be [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia is succeeding|Swifter, Higher, and Stronger]].]==],
[==[[[If a tree falls in a forest|→]] If a [[WP:MOTD|tree]] falls in a [[WP:PJ|forest]] when there is [[WP:EDIAN|no-one]] around to [[Template:User_MOTD|hear]] it, does it make a sound?]==],
[==[[[Evangeline|→]] Then from the [[WP:FPO|neighboring thicket]] the [[WP:TFA|mocking-bird]], wildest of [[WP:FA|singers]], <br />[[Main Page|Swinging aloft on a willow spray that hung o'er the water]], <br />[[WP:WIAFA|Shook from his little throat such floods of delirious music]], <br />That [[WP:READERS|the whole air and the woods and the waves]] seemed silent to listen.]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia:Cleaning up vandalism/Tools|There's more than one way]] to [[WP: REVERT|skin]] a [[WP: VANDAL|cat]].]==],
[==[[[Cravendale|→]] [[WP:WWISG|Cravendale tastes so good, the cows want it back]]]==],
[==[[[Sallust|→]] Every [[Wikipedia:EDIAN|man]] is the architect of his own [[Wikipedia:EDITS|fortune]].]==],
[==[[[Much Ado About Nothing|→]] [[WP:LEW|Much ado about nothing]]]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia]] is like a [[WP:ARTICLE|box of chocolates]],<br />[[Special:Random|You never know which one you are going to get]]]==],
[==[[[The Merchant of Venice|→]] [[WP:NAME|What's in a name?]]]==],
[==[[[Audi alteram partem|→]] [[WP:DISPUTE|Audi alteram partem]] <br /><small>(hear the other side)</small>]==],
[==[[[William Archibald Spooner|→]] [[WP:TYPO|You've hissed all my mystery lectures. You've tasted a whole worm. Get out of Oxford on the next town drain.]]]==],
[==[[[Nature Boy|→]] The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just [[WP:LOVE|to love and be loved in return]].]==],
[==[[[Charles Tennyson Turner|→]] [[WP:TFA|O honey-throated warbler of the grove!]] <br />[[WP:TPA|That in the glooming woodland art so proud]] <br />Of answering [[WP:FA|thy sweet mates]] in soft or loud, <br />[[WP:WIAFA|Thou dost not own a note we do not love]].]==],
[==[[[Éamon de Valera|→]] [[WP:VOTE|The majority]] have no right to do wrong]==],
[==[[[Leonard McCoy|→]] [[Wikipedia:Drop the stick and back slowly away from the horse carcass|He's dead, Jim]]]==],
[==[[[Mae West|→]] [[Wikipedia:Editcountitis|The score never interested me]], [[Wikipedia:Contributing to Wikipedia|only the game]].]==],
nil,
[==[[[Mother 3|→]] [[WP:WELCOME|WELCOME TO]] [[Wikipedia|MOTHER3 WORLD]]. === March ===]==],
[==[[[Dominus illuminatio mea|→]] [[WP:FIVE|Dominus]] illuminatio [[WP:EDITORS|mea]] <br /><small>("The Lord is my light")</small>]==],
[==[[[James Hurdis|→]] [[WP:DEV|Rise]] with [[WP:MOS|the lark]], and with [[WP:MOS|the lark]] to [[WP:PERFECT|bed]].]==],
[==[[[Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'|→]] [[WP:YFA|Wanna Be Starting Something]]]==],
[==[[[xkcd|→]] [[WP:POVPUSH|You don't use science to show that you're right]], [[Wikipedia:Verifiability|you use science to become right]].]==],
[==[[[The Witches|→]] It doesn't matter [[WP:UAL|who you are]] or [[WP:USERNAME|what you look like]] as long as somebody [[WP:LOVE|loves]] you.]==],
[==[[[Jaws (film)|→]] [[WP:HELP|You're gonna need a bigger boat]].]==],
[==[[[Robert Frost|→]] Freedom lies in being [[Wp:bold|bold]].]==],
[==[[[WP:DISAMBIG|Mary? Mary who? Queen of Scots? Bloody Mary? Marie Antoinette? Mary Shelly? Mary had a little lamb?]]]==],
[==[[[In Memoriam A.H.H.|→]] 'Tis better to have [[WP:BRD|loved and lost]]<br />than never to have [[WP:BOLD|loved]] at all.]==],
[==[[[Template:Helpme|How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?]]]==],
[==[[[James T. Kirk|→]] [[WP:CALM|Khan!!!]]]==],
[==[[[I before E except after C|→]] [[WP:Guidelines|I before E except after C]], [[WP:IAR|but we live in a weird society]].]==],
[==[[[It was a dark and stormy night|→]] It is considered {{who}} a dark and stormy night. {{fact}}]==],
[==[[[Jeremy Bentham|→]] The question is not [[WP:VANDAL|can they reason]]? Nor [[WP:MoS|can they talk]]? But [[WP:BITE|can they suffer]]?]==],
[==[[[Hyman Roth|→]] [[WP:EDIANS|Michael]]... [[Wikipedia|we]]'re bigger than [[WP:NOTPAPER|U.S. Steel]].]==],
[==[[[Spock|→]] [[WP:CITE|Insufficient facts always invite danger.]]]==],
[==[[[Colorless green ideas sleep furiously|→]] [[WP:NONSENSE|Colourless green ideas sleep furiously.]]]==],
[==[[[Jimbo Wales|→]] [[WP:COMMUNITY|Anything that builds a spirit of friendliness and co-operation<br/> and helps people get to know each other as human beings seems to me a good thing]].]==],
[==[[[Zi Si|→]] [[WP:NPOV|Don't lean on one side, don't have a biased opinion, don't do too much, and don't do too little.]]]==],
[==[[[Devil's advocate|→]] [[Wikipedia:Writing for the opponent|Devil's Advocate]]]==],
[==[[[Keeps Gettin' Better|→]] [[WP:NOTDONE|And it keeps gettin' better]]]==],
[==[[[Chao Cuo|→]] [[WP:AIV|If you take their power now, they'll rebel soon, and bring little trouble; if you don't, they'll rebel later, and bring bucketloads of trouble.]]]==],
[==[You can't make a [[WP:FA|silk purse]] out of a [[WP:OR|pig's ear]].]==],
[==[[[E pluribus unum|→]] [[WP:EDITORS|E pluribus]] [[Wikipedia|unum]]<br /><small>("Out of many, one")</small>]==],
[==[[[There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly|→]] There was an [[WP:USER|old lady]] who [[WP:3RR|swallowed a horse]]... She's [[WP:BLOCK|dead]] of course!]==],
[==[[[Paradise Lost|→]] And look for adoration to th' [[WP:ADMINABUSE|abuse]]<br />Of those [[WP:ADMIN|imperial titles]] which assert<br />[[WP:NOBIGDEAL|Our being ordained to govern, not to serve]]?]==],
[==[[[Hello (Lionel Richie song)|→]] [[CAT:HELPME|Hello, is it me you're looking for?]]]==],
[==[[[Xiehouyu|→]] [[Wikipedia:DONATE|A gift of a feather from a thousand miles away<br/>bears little weight, though much meaning]]]==],
[==[[[James Thomson (poet)|→]] Lend me your song, [[WP:MOS|ye Nightingales]]! O, pour <br />[[WP:DEV|The mazy-running soul of melody]] <br />Into my [[Special:Statistics|varied verse]].]==],
[==[<small>Happy 5th birthday MOTD</small><br />([[WP: MOTD|This space for rent.]])]==],
[==[[[Casablanca (film)|→]] [[WP:CTW|Play it, Sam. Play ‘As Time Goes By.’]] === April ===]==],
[==[[[Go ahead, make my day|→]] [[WP:DEV|Go ahead]], [[WP:FA|make my day]].]==],
[==[[[The Sea-Wolf#Wolf Larsen|→]] [[WP:NONSENSE|Bosh!]]]==],
[==[[[Frederick Manning|→]] [[WP:IDL|I never liked him very much.]]]==],
[==[[[Emperor Taizong of Tang|→]] [[WP:PR|With a bronze mirror, one can see whether he is properly attired]]; [[Template:The Resilient Barnstar|with history as a mirror, one can understand the rise and fall of a nation]]; [[WP:ER|with men as a mirror, one can see whether he is right or wrong]].]==],
[==[[[John Locke|→]] [[Wikipedia:Assume Good Faith|He that will have his son have a respect for him and his orders, must himself have a great reverence for his son.]]]==],
[==[[[WP:RFAF|Failure]] is the mother of [[WP:RFAS|success]].]==],
[==[[[Henry David Thoreau|→]] Perfect [[Wikipedia:Civility|sincerity]] and [[Wikipedia:Conflict of interest|transparency]] make a great part of [[Wikipedia:Editing policy|beauty]], as in [[Wikipedia:Consensus|dewdrops]], [[Wikipedia:Compromise|lakes]], and [[Wikipedia:Featured articles|diamonds]].]==],
[==[[[The Brothers Karamazov|→]] [[WP:WAR|What is hell]]? I maintain that it is the suffering of being unable [[WP:LOVE|to love]].]==],
[==[[[You Are Not Alone|→]] How could [[WP:VANDALISM|this]] be?]==],
[==[[[Taylor (Planet of the Apes)|→]] [[WP:INSULT|Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!]]]==],
[==[[[Journey of a Thousand Miles|→]] "[[WP:IAR|Rules can be bent]]!" "[[WP:IARBIAS|Not by me]]!"]==],
[==[[[She Done Him Wrong|→]] [[WP:MOTD|Why don't you come up sometime and see me?]]]==],
[==[[[Garfield|→]] [[WP:OUCH|Oh!]] [[WP:RFAR|My throat!]] Time for [[WP:TEA|a nice cup of tea]] with [[WP:WB|a little honey]].]==],
[==[[[G. K. Chesterton|→]] “[[WP:NPA|To look at you, anyone would think there was a famine in England.]]”<br />[[George Bernard Shaw|→]] “[[WP:INSULT|To look at you, anyone would think you caused it!]]”]==],
[==[[[List_of_Latin_phrases:_A#alterum non laedere|→]] [[WP:PERSONAL|Alterum non laedere]]<br /><small>("To not wound another")</small>]==],
[==[[[Book of Proverbs|→]] A [[WP:CIVILITY|soft answer]] turneth away wrath, but [[Wikipedia:No personal attacks|grievous words]] stir up anger.]==],
[==[[[Douglas Adams|→]] [[WP:DEADLINE|I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.]]]==],
[==[[[Hanlon's razor|→]] [[WP:AGF|Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.]]]==],
[==[[[The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog|→]] [[WP:User|The quick brown fox]] [[WP:UTM|jumps over]] [[WP:VANDAL|the lazy dog]]]==],
[==[[[As a dog returns to his vomit, so a fool repeats his folly|→]] As a [[WP:VAND|dog]] [[WP:SOCK|returns]] to his [[WP:BLOCK|vomit]], so a [[WP:EDITWAR|fool]] [[WP:3RR|repeats]] his [[WP:LEW|folly]].]==],
[==[[[WP:DONATE|Constant dripping wears away the stone.]]]==],
[==[Did you know<br />...that [[Wikipedia|Beethoven's ninth symphony]] is written by [[WP:WRITERS|Ludwig van Beethoven?]]]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia|God]] gave [[WP:EDIANS|us]] [[WP:FEATURE|mountains]], but he also gave us [[WP:PROJ|each other]].]==],
[==[[[List_of_Latin_phrases:_A#alis_grave_nil|→]] [[WP:PROJ|Alis]] [[Wikipedia:Version_1.0_Editorial_Team#How_you_can_help|grave]] nil<br /><small>("Nothing is [[Wikipedia:Version_1.0_Editorial_Team#How_you_can_help|too heavy]] to those who have [[WP:PROJ|wings]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[meta:Inclusionism|Damned]] if they [[WP:DELETE|do]], [[meta:Deletionism|damned]] if they [[WP:SK|don't]].]==],
[==[[[Winston Churchill|→]] [[WP:FA|Success]] is [[WP:FAR|not final]], [[WP:AFD|failure]] is [[WP:RESCUE|not fatal]], it's the [[WP:BOLD|courage]] to [[WP:EDIT|continue]] that counts.]==],
[==[[[Apollo 13 (film)|→]] [[:Category:Wikipedia noticeboards|Houston]], [[WP:AIV|we have a problem]]]==],
[==[[[The Comedy of Errors|→]] [[WP:MOTIVATION|A wretched soul]], [[Wikipedia:Vandalism#How_to_respond_to_vandalism|bruised with adversity]].]==],
[==[[[Liverpool|→]] [[WP:RF|Not for ourselves, but for the whole world]]]==],
[==[The world [[WP:ITN|makes its impact]] on Wikipedia, but Wikipedia also affects [[WP:PRESS|the world]]. === May ===]==],
[==[[[Moonstruck|→]] [[WP:MVP|Snap out of it!]]]==],
[==[[[Qu Yuan|→]] [[WP:EUI|While all are drunk]], I am [[WP:HOLIC|sober]];<br /> [[WP:BIAS|While all are contaminated]], I [[WP:IAR|alone am clear]].]==],
[==[[[Odyssey|→]] [[Wikipedia:Mediation|To heal divisions]], [[WP:CVU|to relieve the oppressed]], <br />[[WP:BOLD|In virtue rich]]; [[Wikipedia:Kindness Campaign|in blessing others, blessed]].]==],
[==[[[John Dryden|→]] [[WP:LOVE|Love is a passion]]<br />Which kindles [[Wikipedia:Honesty|honor]] into [[WP:AGF|noble acts]].]==],
[==[[[George Bernard Shaw|→]] [[Template:uw-sofixit|A man learns to skate by staggering about and making a fool of himself; indeed, he progresses in all things by making a fool of himself.]]]==],
[==[[[Yankee Doodle Dandy|→]] [[WP:WIKITHANKS|(Ladies and Gentlemen), My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.]]]==],
[==[[[WP:NOTNEWS|No news]] is [[Wikinews|good news]]!]==],
[==[[[WP:PEDIA|Will wonders never cease!]]]==],
[==[[[Esto perpetua|→]] [[WP:NOTDONE|Esto perpetua]]<small> ("Let it be perpetual")</small>]==],
[==[[[Gordonstoun|→]] [[WP:BOLD|Plus est en vous]] <br /><small>(There is more within you)</small>]==],
[==[[[List_of_Latin_phrases:_A#alenda_lux_ubi_orta_libertas|→]] [[WP:RESEARCH|Alenda lux]] ubi [[WP:WRITERS|orta libertas]]<br /><small>("[[WP:RESEARCH|Let learning be cherished]] where [[WP:WRITERS|liberty has arisen]].")</small>]==],
[==[[[Peter Handke|→]] [[Wikipedia:Newbie|When the child was a child]], [[Wikipedia:Newcomers aren't all clueless|it didn’t know that it was a child]], [[WP:LOVE|everything was soulful]], and [[WP:PEDIANS|all souls]] were [[Wikipedia|one]].]==],
[==[[[WP:DIFF|One who cannot remember history]] is [[WP:WAR|condemned]] to [[WP:3RR|repeat it]].]==],
[==[[[Redemption Song|→]] [[Wikipedia:Don't be prejudiced|Emancipate yourself from mental slavery]], [[WP:WIARM|none but ourselves can free our mind]].]==],
[==[[[McDonald's|→]] [[WP:HELPDESK|Would you like fries with that?]]]==],
[==[[[Who Framed Roger Rabbit|→]] So tell me, [[WP:EDITORS|Eddie]], is that a [[WP:STAR|rabbit]] in your pocket, or are you just [[WP:KIND|happy to see me?]]]==],
[==[[[Frankenstein (1931 film)|→]] [[Wikipedia:Your_first_article#Final_step|It's alive! It's alive!]]]==],
[==[[[Mao Zedong|→]] [[WP:T|We can learn what we did not know]].]==],
[==[[[WP:LOVE|Love]] and [[WP:BOLD|boldness]] helps our [[WP:EDIANS|community]] [[strategy:Main_Page|achieve its' goals.]]]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia|Life]] is like a game. It depends on [[WP:BOLD|how you play it]].]==],
[==[[[Macbeth|→]] [[WP:IAR|I dare do all that may become a man]]; <br />[[WP:EXCEPTIONS|Who dares do more is none]].]==],
[==[When the [[WP:PEDIANS|world]] gives you [[WP:STUB|lemons]], make [[WP:FA|apple juice]], [[WP:-D|sit back, relax]], and [[WP:TFA|let the world wonder how you did it]].]==],
[==[[[Akeboshi|→]] [[WP:BOLD|Today is the day, if I say so]].]==],
[==[[[Jump (Van Halen song)|→]] [[WP:BB|You might as well jump.]]]==],
[==[[[Mostly Harmless|→]] The major difference between a [[WP:VANDAL|thing that might go wrong]] and [[Main Page|a thing that cannot possibly go wrong]] is that when [[WP:DDMP|a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong]], it usually [[Wikipedia:Don't stuff beans up your nose/Uh-huh|turns out to be impossible to get at or repair]].]==],
[==[[[Winston Churchill|→]] [[WP:FAR|Success is not final]], [[WP:ARS|failure is not fatal]]; it is the [[WP:BB|courage to continue]] that counts.]==],
[==[[[Mao Zedong|→]] [[Wikipedia:Encourage full discussions|We must learn to look at problems all-sidedly]], [[Wikipedia:Negotiation|seeing the reverse as well as the obverse side of things]]. In given conditions, [[Wikipedia:Go ahead, vandalize|a bad thing can lead to good results]] and [[Wikipedia:No angry mastodons|a good thing to bad results]].]==],
[==[[[Experto crede|→]] [[WP:ADOPT|Experto crede]]<br /><small>("Believe one who has had experience")</small>]==],
[==[[[George Peele|→]] [[Wikipedia:WikiLove|What thing is love?]]—for (well I wot) love is a thing <br />[[Wikipedia:Forgive and forget|It is a prick, it is a sting,]] <br />[[Wikipedia:Kindness Campaign|It is a pretty, pretty thing;]] <br />[[Wikipedia:Assume good faith|It is a fire]], [[Wikipedia:Assume the assumption of good faith|it is a coal]], <br />[[Wikipedia:Policies and guidelines|Whose flame]] [[Wikipedia:Kindness Campaign|creeps in]] [[Wikipedia|at every hole]]!]==],
[==[[[Oscar Wilde|→]] True friends [[WP:ER|stab you in the front]]. === June ===]==],
[==[[[Et in Arcadia ego|→]] [[Wikipedia|Et in Arcadia]] [[WP:RIP|ego]]<br /><small>("[[Wikipedia|Even in Arcadia]] [[WP:RIP|I exist]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (film)|→]] We can't stop [[Wikipedia:Editing|here]]; this is [[WP:NOTDONE|bat country]]!]==],
[==[[[James Monroe|→]] The best form of [[Wikipedia:List of policies|government]] is that which is most likely to prevent the greatest sum of [[Wikipedia:Vandalism|evil]].]==],
[==[[[Dr. Strangelove|→]] [[WP:EDIANS|Gentlemen]]. [[WP:PERSONAL|You can't fight in here]]. [[WP:TALK|This is the War Room]]!]==],
[==[Do not [[WP:Deletion|delete]] the [[WP:ATD|slightly necessary]] if there is [[WP:N|use out of it]]. [[WP:WIAA|One]] should not be separated from a [[Wikipedia|group]] because of [[WP:STUB|little necessity]].]==],
[==[[[Night-Thoughts|→]] [[WP:WIAA|Like birds, whose beauties languish half concealed]], <br />[[Portal:Contents|Till, mounted on the wing, their glossy plumes]] <br />[[WP:DEV|Expanded, shine with azure, green, and gold]]; <br />[[Wikipedia:Featured articles|How blessings brighten as they take their flight]]!]==],
[==[[[Albert Einstein|→]] Only two things are infinite, [[Wikipedia|the universe]] and [[WP:WPVS|human stupidity]] - and I'm not sure about the former.]==],
[==[[[Mostly Harmless|→]] [[WP:VANDAL|Anything that happens]], happens. <br />[[WP:REVERT|Anything that, in happening]], [[WP:EDITWAR|causes something else to happen]], causes something else to happen. <br />[[WP:2R|Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again]], happens again. <br />It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order, though.]==],
[==[[[Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency|→]] Let's [[WP:BOLD|think the unthinkable]], let's [[WP:FAC|do the undoable]], let's prepare to grapple with [[WP:VANDAL|the ineffable itself]], and see if [[WP:CVU|we may not eff it after all]].]==],
[==[[[Robert J. Mical|→]] Dare to be [[WP:BOLD|gorgeous and unique]]. But don't ever be [[WP:DISRUPT|cryptic]] or otherwise [[WP:vandal|unfathomable]]. Make it [[WP:FA|unforgettably great]].]==],
[==[[[Marjane Satrapi|→]] When you draw [[WP:EW|a situation]] - someone is [[WP:SHAME|scared]] or [[WP:NAM|angry]] or [[WP:FUN|happy]] - it means the same thing in [[Wikipedia:Wikimedia sister projects|all cultures]].]==],
[==[[[Midnight Cowboy|→]] [[:Template:In use|(Hey!) I'm walking here! I'm walking here!]]]==],
[==[[[Que Sera, Sera (Whatever Will Be, Will Be)|→]] [[WP:Vandalism|Que Sera]], [[WP:CVU|Sera]] (Whatever Will Be, Will Be)]==],
[==[[[Let_there_be_light#Origin_and_etymology|→]] [[WP:CREATE|Fiat lux]]<br /><small>("Let there be light")</small>]==],
[==[[[All for Love (play)|→]] Give, [[WP:EDIANS|you gods]], <br />Give to [[WP:NEWBIE|your boy]], [[WP:EXPERT|your Caesar]], <br />[[WP:WPLOGO|The rattle of a globe]] [[WP:HOW|to play withal]], <br />[[Wikipedia|This gewgaw world]], and [[Wikipedia:Why_Wikipedia_is_so_great#Editing|put him cheaply off]]; <br />[[WP:EDIANS|I]]'ll not be pleased with less than [[Wikipedia|Cleopatra]].]==],
[==[[[Fluctuat nec mergitur|→]] [[WP:MVP|Fluctuat]] [[Wikipedia:Anti-Vandalism Project|nec mergitur]] <br /><small>("It is tossed by the waves, but does not sink")</small>]==],
[==[[[wmf:Our projects|In the nine heavens are eight Paradises]]; <br />Where is the ninth one? [[WP:EDIANS|In the human breast]]. <br />Only [[WP:NOTE|the blessed]] dwell [[wmf:Our projects|in the Paradises]], <br />But [[Wikipedia:Civility|blessedness]] dwells in the [[WP:EDIANS|human breast]].]==],
[==[[[Could You Be Loved|→]] [[meta:Deletionist|They say]]: [[WP:DEL|only the fittest of the fittest shall survive]], [[WP:CREATE|stay alive]]!]==],
[==[When [[Wikipedia:Vandalism|darkness]] lurks, [[Wikipedia:Vandalism#How_to_respond_to_vandalism|use the right actions]], not the [[Wikipedia:Vandalism#How_not_to_respond_to_vandalism|wrong ones]].]==],
[==[[[The Salmon of Doubt|→]] The [[WP:SOURCES|hotel shop]] only had two decent books, [[WP:SELFPUB|and I'd written both of them]].]==],
[==[[[Douglas Adams|→]] A [[WP:BLOCK|learning experience]] is one of those things that say, "You know [[WP:VANDAL|that thing you just did]]? Don't do that."]==],
[==[[[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy|→]] "Some factual information for you. Have you any idea how much damage that [[WP:SYSOP|bulldozer]] would suffer if I [[WP:BLOCK|just let it roll straight over you?]]" <br />"How much?" said Arthur. <br />"None at all," said Mr Prosser.]==],
[==[[[WP:WIKIPEDIAN|I am what I am]] and [[WP:CTW|I do what I do]]]==],
[==[[[Aesop|→]] [[WP:COOL|In critical moments]], even the [[WP:ADMIN|very powerful]] have need of the [[WP:BITE|weakest]].]==],
[==[[[Thomas Brooks|→]] [[WP:FA|Assurance]] is a jewel [[WP:TIND|worth waiting for]].]==],
[==[[[Pocahontas (Disney)|→]] [[Wikipedia:Writing for the opponent|If you walk the footsteps of a stranger <br />You'll learn things you never knew you never knew]].]==],
[==["Why did they [[WP:PROTECT|lock]] the room?" <br>"Too many people were going in and [[WP:VAND|taking stuff]]."]==],
[==[[['39|→]] Don't [[WP:MISSING|you]] hear my call, <br>though you're many years away, <br>[[WP:AFC|Don't you hear me calling you]]?]==],
nil,
[==[[[Evergreen (Westlife song)|→]] [[WP:ARS|I'm gonna take this]][[:Category:Articles tagged for deletion and rescue| night]] and make it [[WP:FA|Evergreen]].]==],
[==[[[Mao Zedong|→]] [[WP:EW|In times of difficulty]] [[WP:EDIANS|we]] must not lose sight of [[Special:Statistics|our achievements]], must see [[strategy:Main Page|the bright future]] and must pluck up [[WP:BOLD|our courage]]. === July ===]==],
[==[[[All's Well That Ends Well|→]] [[WP:DR|All's well that ends well]]]==],
[==[[[Jamming (song)|→]] [[WP:ENJOY|Your life is worth much more than gold]].]==],
[==[[[As You Like It|→]] [[Wikipedia:No vested contributors|My pride fell with my fortunes]].]==],
[==[[[William Ellery Channing|→]] Most [[WP:FUN|joyful]] let the [[WP:EDITORS|Poet]] be;
<br>It is through him that [[WP:WWISG|all men see]].]==],
[==[[[Young Zaphod Plays it Safe|→]] What do you think [[WP:EDITORS|I]] am, completely without any [[WP:CIVIL|moral whatsits]], what are they called, those [[WP:CIVIL|moral things]]?]==],
[==[[[Catherine II of Russia|→]] I like to [[WP:LOVE|praise and reward loudly]], to [[WP:FORGIVE|blame quietly]].]==],
[==[[[Muhammad|→]] Do not [[Wikipedia:Vandalism|betray]], do not be [[WP:BOLD#...but_please_be_careful|excessive]], do not [[Wikipedia:ABF|kill]] a [[Wikipedia:NEWBIES|newborn child]].]==],
[==[[[Closer (Joy Division album)|→]] Played by [[WP:CONTENTS|the gate]] at the foot of [[Wikipedia|the garden]], <br />My view stretches out from [[WP:LONG|the fence]] to [[WP:PAGE|the wall]], <br />No words could explain, no actions determine, <br />Just [[Special:Watchlist|watching]] [[WP:ARTICLE|the trees]] and [[WP:WPVS|the leaves]] as [[WP:CUV|they fall]].]==],
[==[[[John Gay|→]] [[WP:LOVE|Love]], then, [[WP:HEC|hath every bliss in store]]; <br />[[WP:FRIENDS|'Tis friendship]], and [[WP:PEACE|'tis something more]]. <br />Each other every wish they give; <br />Not to know [[WP:LOVE|love]] is not [[WP:EDIANS|to live]].]==],
[==[[[In hoc signo vinces|→]] [[WP:DEV|In hoc signo]] [[WP:FA|vinces]] <br /><small>("[[WP:DEV|with this as your standard]] [[WP:FA|you shall have victory]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Oliver Goldsmith|→]] [[WP:WIAA|Aromatic plants bestow]] <br />No spicy fragrance [[WP:DEV|while they grow]]; <br />But [[WP:PR|crushed or trodden to the ground]], <br />[[WP:CONTENTS|Diffuse their balmy sweets around]].]==],
[==[[[Cyrano de Bergerac (play)|→]] But where am [[WP:EDITORS|I]]? Be frank with me. Hide nothing. In what [[WP:PEDIA|place]], on what [[WP:ARTICLE|spot]] have I fallen from [[WP:GOOGLE|the sky]]?]==],
[==[[[Have a nice day|→]] [[WP:KIND |Have a nice day]].]==],
[==[[[Lady Gaga|→]] It's always wrong [[WP:NAM|to hate]], but it's never wrong [[WP:LOVE|to love]].]==],
[==[[[List of Arthur episodes (season 2)|→]] [[WP:ROLLBACK|Glue]] is for [[WP:VAND|paper]], not for [[WP:EW|skin]], and don't put it in your [[WP:AGF|soup]].]==],
[==[You can't make an [[WP:FA|omelette]] without [[WP:MISTAKE|breaking eggs]]]==],
[==[[[Isaac Asimov|→]] [[Wikipedia:WikiViolence|Violence]] is the last refuge of [[WP:COMPETENCE |the incompetent]].]==],
[==[[[César Chávez|→]] [[WP:EDITORS|My friends]], [[WP:BOLD|the time for action is upon us]].]==],
[==[[[Ray Charles|→]] [[Wikipedia|The fact of the matter is, you don't give up what's natural.]] [[WP:BOLD|Anything I've fantasized about, I've done.]]]==],
[==[[[Cyrano de Bergerac (play)|→]] Yes. While [[WP:REVERT|swords are clashing]], I shall [[WP:DEV|fence in rhyme]], and improvise a [[WP:FA|poem]], a ballade.]==],
[==[[[The American Crisis|→]] It matters not where [[WP:EDITORS|you]] live, or what [[WP:UAL|rank of life]] you hold, the [[WP:VANDAL|evil]] or the [[WP:KIND|blessing]] will reach you all.]==],
[==[[[Emily Dickinson|→]] How [[Wikipedia:Copyrights|frugal]] is [[Wikipedia|this Chariot]]<br />[[WP:WRITERS|That bears]] a [[WP:PEDIANS|Human soul]]!]==],
[==[[[David Bowman (Space Odyssey)|→]] [[WP:EARTH|Open the pod bay doors, (please) HAL.]]]==],
[==[[[Motto of the European Union|→]] [[WP:PEDIANS|In varietate]] [[WP:OTHERUSERS|concordia]]<br /><small>("United in Diversity")</small>]==],
[==[[[Liberté, égalité, fraternité|→]] [[Wikipedia:Describing points of view|Liberté]], [[Wikipedia:Method for consensus building|égalité]], [[Wikipedia:Collaborations|fraternité]]<br /><small>("Liberty, equality, brotherhood")</small>]==],
[==[[[Consultation Document on the Methods for Selecting the Chief Executive and for Forming the LegCo in 2012|→]] [[WP:AGF|Trust]] makes our [[WP:PURPOSE|dreams]] come true.]==],
[==[[[Nineteen Eighty-Four|→]] If there is [[WP:CTW|hope]]... it lies in [[WP:PEDIANS|the proles]].]==],
[==[[[Karl Marx|→]] If we have chosen the [[WP:SIGNUP|position]] in life in which we can most of all [[Wikipedia:How to contribute to Wikipedia guidance|work]] for [[Wikipedia|mankind]], no [[WP:VANDAL|burdens]] can bow us down, because they are sacrifices for the [[WP:BENEFITS|benefit]] of [[WP:COMMUNITY|all]].]==],
[==[[[Theodore Roosevelt|→]] [[WP:CIVIL|Speak softly]] and carry [[WP:POLICY|a big stick]].]==],
[==[An [[WP:KIND|apple]] a day keeps the [[WP:DISPUTE|doctor]] away.]==],
[==[Wikipedia: Our ''[[User:ClueBot|bots]]'' are smarter than most [[Wikipedia:Vandalism|vandals]]. === August ===]==],
[==[[[Charlie Chaplin|→]] I consider myself a [[WP:PEDIAN|citizen]] [[Wikipedia:Wikimedia sister projects|of the world]].]==],
[==[[[WP:MOTIVATION|You wouldn't vandalize a house]], [[WP:GAV|would you vandalize an article]]?]==],
[==[[[De oppresso liber|→]] [[Wikipedia:Granting work into the public domain|De oppresso libre]] <br /><small>("To free from oppression")</small>]==],
[==[[[Dune (novel)|→]] No more terrible disaster could befall [[WP:EDITORS|your people]] than for them to fall into the hands of a [[WP:NVC|Hero]].]==],
[==[What if there was only [[WP:READER|one person]]? Yet, what if there were [[WP:EDIANS|12 million people]]?]==],
[==[[[Sun Yat-sen|→]] Why did you [[WP:BITE|shoo]] that child? He may be [[WP:NEWBIE|poor]], but like us, he is a [[WP:PEDIANS|human being]].]==],
[==[[[Henry Ford|→]] An [[Wikipedia:Welcoming committee|idealist]] is a [[WP:EDIANS|person]] who helps other [[WP:NEWBIE|people]] to be [[WP:CREATE|prosperous]]]==],
[==[[[Sherlock Holmes|→]] [[Wikipedia:Help desk|Elementary]], my dear [[WP:EDIAN|Watson]].]==],
[==[[[Che Guevara|→]] [[WP:POLICY|One has to grow hard]] but [[WP:KIND|without ever losing tenderness]].]==],
[==[[[Duck Soup (1933 film)|→]] [[WP:WORD|You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.]]]==],
[==[[[Thomas Moore|→]] Faintly as [[Wikipedia:Article alerts|tolls]] the evening chime, <br />[[WP:CLEAN|Our voices keep tune]] and [[WP:WWF|our oars keep time]], <br />Soon as [[Wikipedia:Stub|the woods]] on shore [[WP:DEV|look dim]], <br />[[WP:WRITES|We]]'ll sing at [[Wikipedia|Saint Ann]]'s our [[WP:PRAY|parting hymn]]; <br />[[WP:CTW|Row]], [[WP:PEDIANS|brothers]], [[WP:CTW|row]], [[WP:DEV|the stream runs fast]], <br />[[WP:WIAFA|The rapids]] are near and [[WP:CREATE|the daylight]]'s past!]==],
[==[[[Su Shi|→]] [[WP:TRUTH|I know not the real appearance of Mount Lu;<br />All I value is the yuanfen that brought me to this mountain.]]]==],
[==[[[National League of Families|→]] [[Wikipedia:Missing Wikipedians|You are not forgotten]].]==],
[==[[[Roma invicta|→]] [[Wikipedia|Roma]] [[WP:FIVE|invicta]]]==],
[==[[[Campino (candy)|→]] [[WP:YFA|Mmmmm...]] tastes like [[WP:BOLD|strawberries]] and [[WP:DEV|cream]]]==],
[==[[[Brazil (film)|→]] Listen, [[Wikipedia:Wikipedians|kid]], [[Wikipedia:COMM|we're all in it together]].]==],
[==[To [[WP:3RR|3RR]] is human, to [[WP:UNBLOCK|unblock]] divine.]==],
[==[[[Voltaire|→]] Love [[WP:V|truth]], but [[Wikipedia:Don't be ashamed|pardon error]].]==],
[==[[[John F. Kennedy|→]] Those who make [[WP:DR|peaceful revolution]] impossible will make [[WP:EW|violent revolution]] inevitable.]==],
[==[[[Special:Random|Variety]] is the spice of [[WP:WIKIPEDIA|life]]]==],
[==[[[Epistle of James|→]] [[WP:NOTNOW|Not many of you should presume]] to be [[WP:RFA|teachers]], my [[WP:PEDIANS|brothers]], because you know that [[Special:ListAdmins|we who teach]] will be [[WP:NOTPERFECT|judged more strictly]].]==],
[==[[[Ami#Ami (Child of the Stars)|→]] Ah, [[WP:EDIANS|Pedro]], it's good that you've finally learnt to [[WP:AGF|trust others]].]==],
[==[[[Buddha|→]] [[WP:HATE|Hatred]] does not cease by [[WP:HATE|hatred]], but only by [[WP:LOVE|love]].]==],
[==[[[The Split Second|→]] It's not the [[Wikipedia:List of Wikipedians by number of edits|size]] of the [[WP:Editor|man]]. It's the [[Wikipedia:Quality|magic]] inside him.]==],
[==[[[Mustafa Kemal Atatürk|→]] [[WP:CLOCK|Saat kaç?]] <br /><small>("What time is it?")</small>]==],
[==[[[Hotel California (song)|→]] You can [[WP:BREAK|check out]] any time you like, but you can [[WP:HOLIC|never leave]].]==],
[==[[[Steve Jobs|→]] Being the [[Wikipedia:Editcountitis|richest]] [[WP:PEDIAN|man]] in the cemetery doesn't matter to me ... Going to bed at night saying we've [[WP:CTW|done something wonderful]]... that's what matters to me.]==],
[==[[[Golda Meir|→]] I must [[WP:WIP|govern the clock]], not be [[WP:DEADLINE|governed by it]].]==],
[==[[[Chinese proverb|→]] [[Wikipedia:Do not disrupt Wikipedia to illustrate a point|Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.]]]==],
[==[[[Hamlet (play)|→]] [[WP:NPOV|Give thy thoughts no tongue,<br/>Nor any unproportion’d thought his act.]]]==],
[==[[[Macbeth|→]] [[WP:Recall|If such a man be fit to govern, speak.<br />I am as I have spoken.]] === September ===]==],
[==[[[WP:RBI|Third time's the charm]]]==],
[==[[[The Glitch in Sleep|→]] Apply [[Wikipedia:Request an account|here]] for the best [[Wikipedia:Editor|job]] in the [[Wikipedia|world]].]==],
[==[[[WP:IP|Newcomer]]: Where am I? <br/>[[WP:ADMIN|Wiseman]]: A [[Wikipedia|place]] where [[WP:EDIANS|we]] [[WP:EDIT|help out]].]==],
[==[[[Abraham Colles|→]] Who has not seen that [[WP:LOVE|feeling born of flame]]<br />Crimson the cheek at mention of a name?<br />The rapturous touch of [[WP:THANKS|some divine surprise]]<br />Flash deep suffusion of [[Wikipedia:Award barnstars|celestial dyes]]:<br />When hands clasped hands, and lips to lips were pressed<br />And the [[WP:PEACE|heart's secret was at once confessed]]?]==],
[==[[[Southland Tales|→]] [[meta:The future of Wikipedia|The future is just like you imagined.]]]==],
[==[[[Robert Schumann|→]] From a [[WP:YFA|pound of iron]] worth a few pennies can be made many thousand [[WP:DYK|watch]]-[[WP:FA|springs]], which are worth hundreds of thousands. Put to [[WP:DEV|good use]] the pound that God has given you.]==],
[==[[[Some Like It Hot|→]] Well, [[WP:SHAME|nobody's perfect]].]==],
[==[[[God Defend New Zealand|→]] May our [[WP:ARTICLE|mountains]] ever be<br/>[[WP:TFE|Freedom]]'s ramparts on the sea]==],
[==[[[The Rape of Lucrece|→]] What gain I if I [[WP:WIN|win]] the thing [[WP:SPA|I]] [[WP:GAME|seek]]?<br/>A dream, a breath, a froth of fleeting joy.<br/>[[WP:NVC|Who]] buys a [[WP:DISRUPT|minute's mirth]] to [[WP:BLOCK|wail a week]]?<br/>Or [[WP:POINT|sells eternity to gain a toy]]?]==],
[==[[[Nicholas Rowe (writer)|→]] From [[WP:EDITS|every blush]] that kindles in [[WP:ARTICLE|thy cheeks]], <br />Ten thousand little [[WP:STUB|loves]] and [[WP:FA|graces]] spring, <br />To revel in [[Wikipedia|the roses]].]==],
[==[[[September 11 attacks|In memoriam.]]]==],
[==[[[Desert Ridge Middle School|→]] [[WP:FIRST|Excellence]] and [[WP:ADOPT|opportunity]] for each [[WP:NEWCOMER|learner]].]==],
[==[[[Sir Donald Tsang|→]] [[WP:NOT#DEM|Extreme democracy]] has caused the [[Wikipedia:The end of Wikipedia|cultural revolution]].]==],
[==[[[The Secret Saturdays|→]] [[WP:WELCOME|Greetings and bienvenue]].]==],
[==[[[Hamlet|→]] Be thou [[WP:COMMUNITY|familiar]], but by no means [[WP:UCEPE|vulgar]].]==],
[==[[[Sid the Sexist|→]] [[WP:DENY|Never]] fight a [[WP:WAR|battle of wits]] with someone you [[m:What is a troll?|suspect is unarmed]].]==],
[==[[[Star Trek|→]] I'm a [[WP:WRITERS|doctor]], not a [[WP:NOTLEX|physicist]]!]==],
[==[[[Thomas Moore|→]] While mantling on the [[Wikipedia|maiden]]'s [[Portal:Contents/Overviews|cheek]], <br />[[WP:FAC|Young roses]] kindled into [[WP:FEATURE|thought]].]==],
[==[[[Garfield|→]] [[WP:NOTNOW|Not now]]! Can't you see I'm trying to [[WP:ACOACH|remember something]]?]==],
[==[[[Frédéric Chopin|→]] I'm a [[WP:EDIAN|revolutionary]]; [[WP:WIN|money means nothing to me]].]==],
[==[[[Joanna Baillie|→]] Oh, swiftly glides the [[Wikipedia|bonnie boat]], <br />[[History of Wikipedia|Just parted from the shore]], <br />And to the [[WP:WRITERS|fisher]]'s [[WP:MOS|chorus-note]], <br />[[WP:DEV|Soft moves the dipping oar]]!]==],
[==[[[WP:PEDIANS|I]] have been an echo. [[WP:READER|You]] have been an echo. [[Wikipedia]] has been an echo. The world has been an echo. But your [[WP:SPIRIT|spirit]] never has.]==],
[==[[[Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory|→]] [[WP:DEADLINE|So much time]], and [[WP:FAC|so little to do]]! Strike that! [[WP:UNDO|Reverse it]]!]==],
[==[[[Proverb|→]] [[Wikipedia:Don't template the regulars|Don't try to teach your Grandma to suck eggs.]]]==],
[==[[[With A Little Help From My Friends|→]] What would you [[WP:POV|think]] if I [[WP:VANDAL|sang out of tune]]; would you stand up and walk out on me? [[Wikipedia:SECONDCHANCE|Lend me your ears]] and I'll [[WP:IMPROVE|sing you a song]] and I'll try not to sing out of key.]==],
[==[[[Andrew Marvell|→]] Thus [[WP:HOW|sang]] [[WP:EDITORS|they]], in the [[Wikipedia|English boat]], <br />[[Wikipedia:Kindness Campaign|An holy and a cheerful note]], <br />And all the way, [[WP:MOS|to guide their chime]], <br />[[WP:BOLD|With falling oars]] [[WP:COMMUNITY|they kept the time]].]==],
[==[[[Meliora|→]] [[WP:DEV|Meliora]] <br /><small>("[[WP:DEV|for the pursuit of the better]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Phrases from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy|→]] Know where your [[WP:User scripts|towel]] [[Special:MyPage/skin.js|is]].]==],
[==[[[A Hard Day's Night (film)|→]] "Tell me, how did you find [[Wikipedia|America]]?" <br />"[[WP:AWARE|Turn left at Greenland]]."]==],
[==[[[A Hard Day's Night (song)|→]] It's been a hard day's night, and I been [[WP:IMPROVE|working like a dog]]. <br />It's been a hard day's night, I should be [[WP:WBRK|sleeping like a log]]. <br />But when I get home to you I'll find the [[Template:Smile|things that you do]] will make me feel [[WP:LOVE|alright]]. === October ===]==],
[==[[[The Other Side of Summer|→]] [[WP:HYPOCRISY|Wasn't it a millionaire who said "Imagine no possessions"]]?]==],
[==[[[My Name Is Khan|→]] My name is [[IP address|Khan]] and [[Wikipedia:IPs are human too|I am not a terrorist]].]==],
[==[[[Labor omnia vincit|→]] [[WP:CTW|Labor]] [[WP:READERS|omnia vincit]] <br /><small>("[[WP:CTW|Hard work]] [[WP:READERS|conquers all]]")</small>]==],
[==[[[Jim Morrison|→]] [[WP:RD|Friends can help each other]].]==],
[==[[[John Lennon|→]] If there hadn't been [[Nupedia|an Elvis]], there wouldn't have been [[Wikipedia|the Beatles]].]==],
[==[[[Robby the Robot|→]] If you do not speak English, I am at your disposal with [[Meta:List of Wikipedias|187 other languages along with their various dialects and sub-tongues]].]==],
[==[[[Dead Poets Society|→]] [[WP:SIGNUP|Carpe diem, seize the day]], [[WP:READERS|boys]]. [[WP:CTW|Make your lives extraordinary]].]==],
[==[[[Albert Einstein|→]] All [[Portal:Contents/Lists of topics|religions, arts and sciences]] are branches of the [[Wikipedia|same tree]].]==],
[==[[[Greatest Love of All|→]] I believe the [[WP:NEWBIE|children]] are our future<br />[[WP:ADOPT|Teach]] them well and let them [[WP:BOLD|lead the way]]]==],
[==[[[Ernest Hemingway|→]] [[WP:NVC|We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master.]]]==],
[==[[[Book of Proverbs|→]] Do not be [[WP:POV|wise]] in [[WP:OWN|your own eyes]].]==],
[==[[[Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace|→]] Every [[WP:ARTICLE|Generation]] Has [[WP:ACR|A Legend]]. Every [[WP:EDIAN|Journey]] Has A [[Wikipedia:First steps|First Step]]. Every [[WP:PROJ|Saga]] Has [[Wikipedia:WikiProject Council/Proposals|A Beginning]].]==],
[==[[[John Milton|→]] The [[WP:EDIAN|mind]] is its own place and [[meta:Conflicting Wikipedia philosophies|in itself]], can make a [[WP:The Great Wikipedia Dramaout|Heaven]] of [[WP:TROLL|Hell]], a [[WP:WAR|Hell]] of [[WP:FA|Heaven]].]==],
[==[[[Give a Little Bit|→]] [[WP:DEV|Give]] a [[WP:EDIT|little bit]] of your time to [[WP:DUSTY|me]]]==],
[==[[[WP:RCP|If looks could kill...]]]==],
[==[[[Recovery (Eminem album)|→]] For [[WP:READER|you]], [[WP:EDIAN|I]] wanna write the [[WP:FA|sickest rhyme of my life]].]==],
[==[[[Leonardo da Vinci|→]] [[WP:KISS|Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication]].]==],
[==[[[Albert Einstein|→]] Nothing will benefit [[Wikipedia|human health]] and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth more than the evolution to a [[Wikipedia:Please do not bite the newcomers|vegetarian diet]].]==],
[==[[[Toy Story 2|→]] [[WP:CVU|You]] have [[WP:RV|saved]] our [[Special:NewPages|lives]]. We are eternally [[WP:BARN|grateful]].]==],
[==[[[We are not amused|→]] [[Template:uw-joke|We are not amused]].]==],
[==[[[Send to Coventry|→]] [[m:What is a troll|They've]] [[WP:DENY|been sent to Coventry]]]==],
[==[[[Sherlock Holmes|→]] When you have [[WP:Puffery|eliminated the impossible]], [[WP:STUB|whatever is left]], [[WP:VERIFY|no matter how improbable]], [[WP:notable|must be the truth]].]==],
[==[[[Isaac Newton|→]] [[Wikipedia|Standing]] [[WP:NOT|on]] [[WP:NPOV|the]] [[WP:COPY|shoulders]] [[WP:CIVILITY|of]] [[WP:IAR|giants]]]==],
[==[[[Edward Everett Hale|→]] [[WP:EDIAN|I]] am only one, but I am one. [[WP:NOT|I cannot do everything]], but [[WP:CTW|I can do something]]. [[WP:EDIT|What I can do]], [[WP:BOLD|I should do]] and, with the help of [[WP:5P|God]], I will do.]==],
[==[[[Supreme Master Ching Hai|→]] [[WP:Sockpuppet|Just]] [[WP:POV-pushing|ban]] [[WP:Vandal|them]] [[meta:What is a troll|all]].]==],
[==[[[Do You Know the Way to San José|→]] Do You Know the [[WP:DISAMBIG|Way to San José]]]==],
[==[[[List of Garfield characters#Dr. Liz Wilson|→]] Jon... I don't want a [[WP:NVC|big, strong man]]... I want [[WP:EDIAN|you]].]==],
[==[[[Fight Club#Tyler Durden|→]] [[meta:Why a cabal is perceived|The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club.]]]==],
[==[[[Paul Harvey|→]] [[WP:DEMO|If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progress'?]]]==],
[==[[[Phantom of the Opera (song)|→]] I've been looking so long for [[WP:TROLL|you]]<br/>[[WP:BLOCK|Now you won't get away from my grasp.]]<br/>[[WP:SOCK|You've been living so long in hiding<br/>In hiding behind that false mask.]]]==],
[==[[[Anne Lamott|→]] You can safely assume that you've created [[WP:CONSENSUS|God]] in your own [[WP:OWN|image]] when it turns out that [[WP:NPOV|God hates all the same people you do]]. === November ===]==],
[==[[[Never Be Rude to an Arab|→]] [[WP:CIVIL|Never Be Rude to an Arab]]]==],
[==[[[Brain teaser|→]] [[Wikipedia:My little brother did it|Brothers]] and sisters have I none, but [[WP:SOCK#NOTIFY|that man's father is my father's son]].]==],
[==[[[William Wordsworth|→]] [[Wikipedia:Featured article candidates|Dreams]], [[WP:WIAA|books]], are each a [[Wikipedia|world]]; and [[WP:WIAA|books]], we know, <br />Are a [[WP:CONTENTS|substantial world]], both pure and good; <br />Round these, [[WP:DEV|with tendrils strong as flesh and blood]], <br />Our [[WP:PAGE|pastime]] and our [[Wikipedia:WikiProject Happiness|happiness]] will [[WP:GROWTH|grow]].]==],
[==[[[Top Gun|→]] [[template:db-self|I feel the need...]] ...the need for [[WP:SPEEDY|speed]]!]==],
[==[[[Terry Deary|→]] Remember, remember the fifth of november, <br />[[Essjay scandal|Gunpowder treason and plot]], <br />Was [[Larry Sanger|Guy Fawkes]] a devil, the [[WP:Stewards|Stuarts]] all saints?<br />Are we glad that we stopped them... or not?]==],
[==[[[Nec Temere, Nec Timide|→]] [[WP:Compromise|Nec Temere, Nec Timide]]<br /><small>("Neither rashly nor timidly")</small>]==],
[==[[[Hawaii Five-O|→]] [[WP:BLOCK|Book]] [[WP:VANDAL|'em]], [[WP:ADMIN|Danno]]]==],
[==[[[Shaggy Rogers|→]] Scooby Doo, [[Wikipedia:Why was my page deleted?|Where are you?]]]==],
[==[[[Socrates|→]] From the [[WP:The motivation of a vandal|deepest desires]] often come the [[WP:LTA|deadliest hate]].]==],
[==[[[Rust in Peace#Five Magics|→]] [[WP:TROLL|He]] who lives by [[WP:VAND|the sword]] will [[WP:BAN|surely also die.]]]==],
[==[[[WP:HORSE|When in a hole]], [[WP:STICK|stop digging]]]==],
[==[[[Magis|→]] [[WP:BOLD|Magis]] <br /><small>("The more")</small>]==],
[==[[[The Wave (novel)|→]] [[WP:ETIQUETTE|Strength through discipline]], [[WP:COMMUNITY|Strength through community]], [[WP:BOLD|Strength through action]].]==],
[==[[[List_of_Latin_phrases_%28full%29|→]] [[Wikipedia:Be bold|Audentes fortuna iuvat]] <br /><small>("Fortune favors the bold")</small>]==],
[==[[[Exxon|→]] Put a [[WP:SCRIPT|tiger]] in your [[Special:MyPage/skin.js|tank]].]==],
[==[[[Michael Levine (author)|→]] Having [[WP:HIGHSCORE|children]] makes you no more a [[WP:COMPETENCE|parent]] than having a piano makes you a pianist.]==],
[==[[[Steve Jobs|→]] [[WP:VRS|Yes, it's true.]]]==],
[==[[[The Italian Job|→]] [[WP:IDIOT|"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"]]]==],
[==[See a [[WP:NEWBIE|penny]], [[template:welcome|pick it up]], all day long you'll have good luck]==],
[==[[[Within You Without You|→]] [[Wikipedia:COMMUNITY|We're all one]], and [[Wikipedia:Contributing to Wikipedia|life]] [[Special:RecentChanges|flows on]] [[Special:MyContributions|within you]] and [[WP:RETIRE|without you]].]==],
[==[[[WP:MOV|Idle hands]] are the [[WP:VANDAL|Devil's]] [[WP:SOCK|playthings]].]==],
[==[[[Ami#Ami (Child of the Stars)|→]] Pedro, [[v:WV:AGF|good music]] [[wikt:WT:AGF|is the property]] [[q:WQ:AGF|of the entire universe]].]==],
[==[[[Rod Serling|→]] It is difficult to produce a [[WP:FA|television documentary]] that is both [[WP:VERIFY|incisive]] and [[WP:NPOV|probing]] when every twelve minutes one is [[WP:LINKSPAM|interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.]]]==],
[==[[[Catch Me If You Can|→]] [[WP:WIAA|Two mice]] fell into [[WP:AFD|a bucket of cream]]. The first mouse gave up, and [[WP:DELETE|soon drowned]]. The second mouse [[WP:BOLD|ran]] [[WP:ARS|so hard]] he eventually [[WP:DEV|churned that cream into butter]]. [[WP:FA|I am that second mouse]].]==],
[==[[[Dr. Hannibal Lecter|→]] A [[meta:What is a troll?|census taker once tried to test me]]. [[WP:VAN#How_to_respond_to_vandalism|I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti]].]==],
[==[[[An Essay on Man|→]] Learn of [[WP:MOS|the little nautilus]] [[WP:HOW|to sail]], <br />[[WP:BOLD|Spread the thin oar]], and [[WP:DEV|catch the driving gale]].]==],
[==[[[WP:CTW|The More]], [[meta:The future of Wikipedia|The Better]]!]==],
[==[[[Rust in Peace#Five Magics|→]] [[Wikipedia:Administrators' how-to guide#Merging page histories|Give me alchemy]], [[Wikipedia:Administrators' how-to guide#Deleting a page|give me wizardry]], [[Wikipedia:Administrators' how-to guide#Undeleting a page|give me sorcery]], [[Wikipedia:Administrators' how-to guide#Dealing with abusive editors|thermatology]], [[Wikipedia:Administrators' how-to guide#Blocking a range of IP addresses|electricity!]] <br />Magic if you please, [[Wikipedia:Admin coaching|master all of these]], [[WP:VAND|bring him]] to [[WP:BLOCK|his knees!]] <br />[[WP:ADMIN|I master five magics!]]]==],
[==[[[Steve Jobs|→]] [[Special:UserLogin/signup|Click]]. [[WP:YFA|Boom]]. [[WP:HOLIC|Amazing]]!]==],
[==[[[Ed, Edd n Eddy|→]] No [[WP:SIG|autograph]], no [[WP:TP|comic book]]! === December ===]==],
[==[[[Another Brick in the Wall|→]] All in all, you're just [[WP:VANDAL|another brick]] in [[:Category:Blocked users|the wall.]]]==],
[==[[[Three Character Classic|→]] [[WP:NOOB|In the beginning]], [[WP:AGF|men are always good-hearted]].<br/>Though their natures are the same, they are [[WP:ROPES|educated]] differently.<br/>[[Wikipedia:Newbie experiment|If they are not taught well]], their [[Meta:What is a troll?|natures will change]].]==],
[==[[[Wikipedia:The Wikipedian's Prayer|Serenity]], [[WP:BOLD|Jollity]], [[WP:NPOV|Humility]]]==],
[==[[[Holy Wars... The Punishment Due|→]] [[WP:Community|A country]] that's [[Wikipedia:Divisiveness|divided]] surely [[WP:POOR|will not stand]]. <br />[[WP:FORGIVE|My past erased, no more disgrace]]. <br />[[WP:AGF|No more foolish naive stands.]]]==],
[==[[[Special:Random|Where do you want to edit today?]]]==],
[==[The [[User:Jimbo Wales|king]] shouted, "Arise, ye [[WP:CVU|warriors]], and drive these [[WP:VANDAL|fellows]] out of the [[Wikipedia|woods]]!"]==],
[==[[[Dorothy Gale|→]] Toto, I've (got) a feeling [[Wikipedia:SISTERS|we're not in Kansas anymore]].]==],
[==[[[Hey Jude|→]] Hey Jude, don't make it [[WP:LEW|bad]]. Take a [[WP:WAR|sad song]] and [[WP:LOVE|make]] it [[WP:CIV|better.]]]==],
[==[A [[WP:FA|Camel]] is a [[WP:GA|Horse]] [[WP:EDIT|designed]] by [[Wikipedia:Community|committee]].]==],
[==[[[Memento mori|→]] [[Wikipedia:DEATH|Memento mori]] <br /><small>("Remember your mortality")</small>]==],
[==[[[Dwight D. Eisenhower|→]] [[WP:ARTICLE|You]] are about to embark upon the [[P:FC|Great Crusade]], toward which [[WP:DEV|we have striven these many months]].]==],
[==[[[Special:Random|Cast the die.]]]==],
[==[[[WP:WAR|War]] isn't about [[WP:GAMING|who's right]], but about [[WP:EP|who's left]]]==],
[==[[[Eclipse (Pink Floyd song)|→]] All you [[Wikipedia:Starting an article|create]], all you [[Wikipedia:Articles for deletion|destroy]], all that you [[WP:EDIT|do]], all that you [[WP:Consensus#Community discussions and polls|say]], all that you [[Template:Cookies|eat]] and everyone you [[WP:FRIENDS|meet]]. <br/>All that you [[WP:NPA|slight]] and everyone you [[WP:EDITWAR|fight]]. <br/>All that is [[WP:NOW|now]], all that is [[WP:Right to vanish|gone]], all that's to [[m:The future of Wikipedia|come]] and everything [[Wikipedia|under the sun]] is [[WP:TEAMWORK|in tune]].]==],
[==[Not [[WP:BOLD|trying]] is the same thing as [[WP:Failure|failing]].]==],
[==[[[And the Green Grass Grew All Around|→]] And on this [[WP:FT|branch]] there was a [[WP:ARTICLE|twig]],<br />The [[WP:FA|prettiest twig]] that you ever did see,<br />Well the [[WP:FA|twig]] on the [[WP:FT|branch]],<br />And the [[WP:FT|branch]] on the [[P:FC|tree]],<br />And the [[P:FC|tree]] on the [[Wikipedia|root]],<br />And the [[Wikipedia|root]] in the [[WP:WMF|hole]],<br />And the [[WP:WMF|hole]] in the [[Internet|ground]],<br />And the [[WP:MIRROR|green grass]] grew all around and around,<br />And the [[WP:MIRROR|green grass]] grew all around.]==],
[==[[[Lisa the Iconoclast#Embiggen and cromulent|→]] It's a perfectly [[WP:NEO|cromulent]] word.]==],
[==[[[Grim Fandango|→]] [[Wikimedia Foundation|My]] roots lie not in any [[WP:C|Earthly nation's soil]].]==],
[==[[[Lazing on a Sunday Afternoon|→]] I go out to [[WP:IMPROVE|work]] on Monday morning. Tuesday, I go off to honeymoon. <br/>I'll be back again before it's time for sunny down. I'll be [[WP:Wikibreak|lazing on a Sunday afternoon]]. <br/>[[Wikipedia:WikiProject Sports|Bicycling]] on every Wednesday evening! Thursday, I go [[Wikipedia:WikiProject Music|waltzing]] to the [[Wikipedia:WikiProject Animals|zoo]]. <br/>I come from a London town, I'm just an [[WP:EDITORS|ordinary guy]]. <br/>Fridays, I go [[Wikipedia:WikiProject Arts|painting in the louvre]]. I'm bound to be [[Wikipedia:Motto of the day/Nominations|proposing]] on a Saturday night, <br/>I'll be [[WP:Wikibreak|lazing on a Sunday afternoon!]]]==],
[==[[[How? (John Lennon song)|→]] How [[WP:FIVE|can I go forward]] when [[WP:RD|I don't know which way I'm facing?]]]==],
[==[[[Randy Pausch|→]] All [[WP:NEWBIE|you]] have to do is [[WP:ADOPT|ask]].]==],
[==[[[Al Gore|→]] [[WP:AFD|Crisis]] = [[WP:DELETE|danger]] + [[WP:RESCUE|opportunity]]]==],
[==[[[WP:VITAL|Vitality]] is the mother of [[WP:BOLD|inspiration]].]==],
[==[[[John Wesley|→]] An ounce of [[WP:LOVE|love]] is worth a pound of [[WP:EC|knowledge]].]==],
[==[[[The Twelve Days of Christmas (song)|→]] On the first day of Christmas, [[Wikipedia|my true love]] gave to me...<br />'''A [[WP:FA|Partridge]] in a [[Wikipedia|Pear Tree]]''']==],
[==[[[The Twelve Days of Christmas (song)|→]] On the second day of Christmas, [[Wikipedia|my true love]] gave to me... <br />'''[[WP:GA|2 Turtle Doves]]'''<br /><small>A [[WP:FA|Partridge]] in a [[Wikipedia|Pear Tree]]</small>]==],
[==[[[The Twelve Days of Christmas (song)|→]] On the third day of Christmas, [[Wikipedia|my true love]] gave to me...<br />'''[[WP:3RR|3 French Hens]]''' <br /><small>[[WP:GA|2 Turtle Doves]] </small><br /><small>A [[WP:FA|Partridge]] in a [[Wikipedia|Pear Tree]] </small>]==],
[==[[[The Twelve Days of Christmas (song)|→]] On the fourth day of Christmas, [[Wikipedia|my true love]] gave to me...<br />'''[[WP:FOUR|4 Calling Birds]]''' <br /><small>[[WP:3RR|3 French Hens]] </small><br /><small>[[WP:GA|2 Turtle Doves]] </small><br /><small>A [[WP:FA|Partridge]] in a [[Wikipedia|Pear Tree]] </small>]==],
[==[[[The Twelve Days of Christmas (song)|→]] On the fifth day of Christmas, [[Wikipedia|my true love]] gave to me...<br />'''[[WP:5P|5 Golden Rings]]''' <br /><small>[[WP:FOUR|4 Calling Birds]] </small><br /><small>[[WP:3RR|3 French Hens]] </small><br /><small>[[WP:GA|2 Turtle Doves]] </small><br /><small>A [[WP:FA|Partridge]] in a [[Wikipedia|Pear Tree]] </small>]==],
[==[[[The Twelve Days of Christmas (song)|→]] On the sixth and seventh days of Christmas, [[Wikipedia|my true love]] gave to me...<br />'''[[Wikipedia:SWIM|7 Swans-a-Swimming]]''' <br />'''[[Wikipedia:LAYOUT|6 Geese-a-Laying]]'''<br /><small>[[WP:5P|5 Golden Rings]] </small><br /><small>[[WP:FOUR|4 Calling Birds]] </small><br /><small>[[WP:3RR|3 French Hens]] </small><br /><small>[[WP:GA|2 Turtle Doves]] </small><br /><small>A [[WP:FA|Partridge]] in a [[Wikipedia|Pear Tree]] </small>]==],
[==[[[Hal Borland|→]] Year's end is [[WP:WIP|neither an end nor a beginning but a going on]], with all the [[WP:WISDOM|wisdom]] that [[WP:HELPDESK|experience]] can instill in [[WP:WRITERS|us]].]==]
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