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On Cinema (also On Cinema at the Cinema for the video series) is a comedic film review web series starring Tim Heidecker and perpetual guest host Gregg Turkington as a pair of hapless movie reviewers (using their own names).

The show aired as a podcast from 2011 to 2013, before being picked up as a professionally produced web video series by Thing X in 2012–13 for its first two seasons, and adultswim.com starting in its third season in 2013. On Cinema remained an Adult Swim production until April 2021, as the show moved to HEI Network, an independent subscription service, and became community-funded. As of 2024 there are 14 seasons, 12 of which can be watched for free, including a special titled "The Trial." A live Oscar special is also conducted every year,[1] previously streamed via YouTube though recent specials are now exclusive to HEI Network.

On Cinema also has a spin-off series titled Decker, which as of 2018 has aired six seasons combined with three on the web and television, respectively, via Adult Swim.com and Adult Swim.[2][3]

Series overview

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SeasonEpisodesOriginally aired
First airedLast aired
Podcast47 (& 14 specials)September 20, 2011 (2011-09-20)April 22, 2013 (2013-04-22)
110 (& 1 special)December 2, 2012 (2012-12-02)January 17, 2013 (2013-01-17)
210 (& 4 specials)February 7, 2013 (2013-02-07)April 25, 2013 (2013-04-25)
310 (& 1 special)July 7, 2013 (2013-07-07)December 18, 2013 (2013-12-18)
410 (& 1 special)January 8, 2014 (2014-01-08)March 12, 2014 (2014-03-12)
510July 2, 2014 (2014-07-02)September 3, 2014 (2014-09-03)
610 (& 1 special)February 4, 2015 (2015-02-04)April 8, 2015 (2015-04-08)
710 (& 1 special)September 9, 2015 (2015-09-09)November 11, 2015 (2015-11-11)
810 (& 1 special)March 2, 2016 (2016-03-02)November 11, 2016 (2016-11-11)
910 (& 1 special)February 26, 2017 (2017-02-26)May 15, 2017 (2017-05-15)
The Trial6November 15, 2017 (2017-11-15)November 28, 2017 (2017-11-28)
1010 (& 2 specials)January 16, 2018 (2018-01-16)May 25, 2018 (2018-05-25)
1110 (& 2 specials)January 25, 2019 (2019-01-25)November 27, 2019 (2019-11-27)
1210 (& 5 specials)December 19, 2019 (2019-12-19)February 14, 2022 (2022-02-14)
1310 (& 3 specials)March 22, 2022 (2022-03-22)January 4, 2023 (2023-01-04)
1410 (& 2 specials)March 12, 2023 (2023-03-12)March 10, 2024

Episodes

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Podcast

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Note: There was no rating system for the podcast episodes, as that was developed for the video series.

Episode Air Date[4] Title Summary[5]
101 September 20, 2011 Ghostbusters Tim and Gregg discuss the 20th Anniversary of Ghostbusters starring Bill Murray Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis. Directed by Ivan Reitman.
102 October 11, 2011 The Shining Tim is joined by his guest @greggturkington to discuss The Shining.
103 October 18, 2011 Run Lola Run (Live from Octoberfest) Tim is LIVE FROM OCTOBERFEST to discuss German Cinema and the Film Run Lola Run with his guest Gregg Turkington.
104 October 24, 2011 Carlito's Way Tim is joined by guest Gregg Turktington[a] to discuss Carlito's Way starring Al Pacino and Sean Penn.
105 November 1, 2011 The China Syndrome Tim and Gregg discuss The China Syndrome not starring Mel Gibson and Danny Glover.
106 November 8, 2011 Lethal Weapon Trilogy Tim and Gregg discuss Lethal Weapon starring Mel Gibson and Danny Glover.
Special November 10, 2011 New Movie Bonus Episode!: J. Edgar Tim and Gregg dicusss [sic] A NEW MOVIE in theaters: J. Edgar about Hoover from FBI.
107 November 16, 2011 The Graduate Tim and Gregg discuss the film from the Sixties called The Graduate.
108 November 21, 2011 Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan Tim and Gregg discuss Star Trek II.
109 November 28, 2011 Jewel of the Nile Tim and Gregg discuss Jewel of the Nile.
Special December 1, 2011 On Cinema Commercial Our First Commercial For On Cinema Podcast. Written and directed by Tim Heidecker.
110 December 6, 2011 Escape from Alcatraz (Live from San Francisco) Tim and Gregg discuss Escape from Alcatraz (live, from San Francisco).
Special December 13, 2011 Holiday Movie Special ‘Tis the Season! Tim and his special guest Gregg Turkington discuss their favorite Holiday Films. (Miracle on 34th Street and It's a Wonderful Life)
111 December 20, 2011 Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy Tim and Gregg discuss Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.
112 December 27, 2011 Carlito's Way (encore presentation) (re-release) Tim and Gregg are gone for New Year's Eve, so enjoy this classic episode of On Cinema.
113 January 3, 2012 Gone with the Wind Tim and Gregg discuss Gone with the Wind
114 January 10, 2012 Misery Tim and Gregg discuss Misery.
115 January 17, 2012 Driving Miss Daisy Tim and Gregg discuss Driving Miss Daisy.
116 January 23, 2012 12 Angry Men Tim and Gregg discuss 12 Angry Men.
117 January 31, 2012 Easy Rider Tim and Gregg discuss Easy Rider
118 February 7, 2012 Bad News Bears Tim and Gregg discuss Bad News Bears
119 February 14, 2012 For Your Eyes Only Tim and Gregg discuss For Your Eyes Only.
120 February 21, 2012 Saving Private Ryan Tim and Gregg discuss Saving Private Ryan.
121 February 28, 2012 Kramer versus Kramer Tim and Gregg discuss Kramer versus Kramer.
122 March 5, 2012 Trinity and Beyond Tim and Gregg discuss Trinity and Beyond.
123 March 12, 2012 Atomic Cafe and Radio Bikini Tim and Gregg discuss Atomic Cafe and Radio Bikini.
124 March 19, 2012 Legal Eagles Tim and Gregg discuss Legal Eagles.
125 March 26, 2012 Scenes from a Mall Tim and Gregg discuss Scenes from a Mall.
126 April 2, 2012 Grease Tim and Gregg discuss Grease.
127 April 9, 2012 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Tim and Gregg discuss One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
128 April 16, 2012 The Three Stooges Tim and Gregg discuss The Three Stooges.
Special April 18, 2012 Special Thanks Thanks for your support and listenership!
Special April 20, 2012 The Music of The Three Stooges Tim and Gregg discuss the music of The Three Stooges.
129 April 24, 2012 JFK Tim and Gregg discuss JFK.
130 April 27, 2012 An Officer and A Gentleman Tim Heidecker discusses the film An Officer and A Gentleman with his special guest Gregg Turkington.
131 May 4, 2012 The Addams Family Tim Heidecker discusses the film The Addams Family with his special guest Gregg Turkington.
132 May 11, 2012 Being There Tim Heidecker discusses the film Being There with his special guest Gregg Turkington.
133 May 18, 2012 Hunt for Red October Tim Heidecker discusses the film Hunt for Red October with his special guest Gregg Turkington.
134 May 24, 2012 Krippendorf's Tribe Tim and Gregg discuss Krippendorf's Tribe starring Richard Dreyfuss and Jenna Elfman.
135 June 4, 2012 300 Tim and Gregg discuss 300 with special guest Jordan Hoffman.
136 June 8, 2012 American Graffiti (Live from Modesto, CA!) TIm[a] and Gregg are LIVE in Modesto CA! Birthplace of George Lucas and setting for American Graffiti!!!!
Special June 11, 2012 On Cinema Follow-up: George Lucas Tim welcomes a special surprise guest to this studio to settle the debate as to where American Graffiti was filmed.
137 June 17, 2012 All That Jazz (Live from San Francisco) Tim and Gregg are LIVE from Club Snazz in San Francisco, talking about Jazz and ALL That Jazz.
Special[b] June 18, 2012 Stump the Buff Film Trivia Contest w/Gregg Turkington N/A
138 June 21, 2012 Ice Age Tim and Gregg discuss the snimated [sic] classic "Ice Age".
Special July 2, 2012 Fan Favorites Tim takes calls from listeners and discusses their favorite films. Special guest, Gregg Turkington. (Blade Runner, King of New York, Boogie Nights,
Harry and the Hendersons, Match Point, Small Soldiers,
Chariots of Fire, and The Long Goodbye
)
139 July 6, 2012 The Smurfs Tim and Gregg record a podcast on a plane! Discussing Smurfs.
Special July 16, 2012 Best of the Early Shows Tim signs off for the summer and plays some of his favorite shows from the "early period."
140 August 31, 2012 Dirty Harry The On Cinema Family is BACK!! NEW THEME! New Energy! Tim welcomes back frequent host Gregg Turkington to discuss the classic film "Dirty Harry"
141 September 10, 2012 Love at First Bite Tim welcomes guest Gregg Turkington to discuss the film parody "Love at First Bite" starring George Hamilton and Sherman Hemsley.
142 September 17, 2012 James Bond (guest host Gregg Turkington) Tim cedes his On Cinema host chair to Gregg Turkington to discuss the films of James Bond.
143 September 24, 2012 Pink Panther Tim welcomes guest Gregg Turkington to discuss the Pink Panther movie.
144 October 1, 2012 Runaway Train Tim welcomes guest Gregg Turkington to discuss the film "Runaway Train".
145 October 8, 2012 Pretty Woman Tim welcomes special guest Gregg Turkington to discuss "Pretty Woman" with Richard Gere.
146 October 15, 2012 Atlas Shrugged Tim discusses the film "Atlas Shrugged" with special guest Gregg Turkington.
Special October 22, 2012 Special Announcement TIm [sic] has a special announcement.
Special October 29, 2012 Extra Special Halloween Edition A special Halloween episode of On Cinema with special guest, horror film expert Gregg Turkington. (Dead Heat)
Special November 2, 2012 On Cinema at the Cinema Announcement On Cinema at the Cinema premieres on thingx.com - be the first to watch the new reviews! This podcast is going on hiatus during the run of On Cinema At the Cinema!
Special December 24, 2012 2nd Annual Holiday Special Tim and Gregg are back just in time for Christmas! Hear their picks for some great holiday film recomnendations [sic].
Special April 15, 2013 Back Again Tim and Gregg talk about a movie called "Back Again"=."[c]
147 April 22, 2013 Courage Under Fire (guest host Gregg Turkington) Fill in host Gregg Turkington discusses the film Courage Under Fire
  1. ^ a b intentional misspelling
  2. ^ This episode is only available as a purchase from the website
  3. ^ intentional incorrect syntax

Season 1 (2012-2013)

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Episode Air Date Movies Reviewed
101 December 1, 2012 The Man with the Iron Fists, Flight
102 December 4, 2012 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2, Anna Karenina
103 December 4, 2012 The Frozen Ground, Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning
104 December 4, 2012 Red Dawn, Life of Pi
105 December 4, 2012 Skyfall, Lincoln
106 December 7, 2012 Playing for Keeps, Hyde Park on Hudson
107 December 13, 2012 The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, Les Miserables
108 December 21, 2012 Zero Dark Thirty, Monsters, Inc. (3D Re-release)
109 December 27, 2012 Jack Reacher, Cirque du Soleil: Worlds Away
110 January 8, 2013 Parental Guidance, Django Unchained
Special January 17, 2013 End of Season Bonus: The Best of On Cinema (Season One)

Film Ratings

Episode Film Tim's Rating Gregg's Rating
101 The Man with the Iron Fists 4 Bags, 1 Soda 5 Bags, 2 Sodas
101 Flight 5 Bags, 2 Sodas 5 Bags, 1 Candy Bar
102 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 4 Bags 4 Bags
102 Anna Karenina 5 Bags 5 Bags, Oscar Pick
103 The Frozen Ground 4 Bags 4 Bags
103 Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning Unrated 5 Tubs, 1 Red Bull
104 Red Dawn 5 Bags 4 Bags, 1 Cup of Water
104 Life of Pi 4 Bags, Oscar Pick 5 Bags, Crackers Wrapped in Seaweed
105 Skyfall 5 Bags 5 Bags, Extra Butter, 100 Sodas
105 Lincoln 6 Bags, 3 Sodas 4 Bags, Roll of Pennies
106 Playing for Keeps 4 Bags 4 Bags, Hotdog
106 Hyde Park on Hudson 5 Bags, 2 Sodas, Oscar Pick 4 Bags, 6 Oscars
107 The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 6 Bags, 6 Sodas 5 Bags, Hobbit Hug
107 Les Miserables 5 Bags 4 or 5 Bags
108 Zero Dark Thirty 3 Bags 4 Bags
108 Monsters, Inc. (3D Re-release) 5 Bags, 2 Sodas 5 Microwave Popcorns, 2 2 Liters of Coke, Cups
109 Jack Reacher 6 Bags, 6 Sodas 5 Bags
109 Cirque du Soleil: Worlds Away 4 Bags 5 Bags, Cotton Candy
110 Parental Guidance 6 Bags, 2 Sodas Unrated
110 Django Unchained 4 Bags 5 Bags, Toy Pistol Filled w/ Soda
110 Favorite Film Jack Reacher The Hobbit
110 Worst Film Skyfall Jack Reacher

Season 2 (2013)

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Episode Air Date Movies Reviewed
201 February 7, 2013 Side Effects, Identity Thief
202 February 14, 2013 A Good Day to Die Hard, Escape from Planet Earth
203 February 21, 2013 Snitch, Dark Skies
204 February 28, 2013 21 and Over, Jack the Giant Slayer
205 March 7, 2013 Oz the Great and Powerful, Dead Man Down
206 March 14, 2013 Carrie, The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
207 March 21, 2013 The Croods
Special March 21, 2013 The First Annual Live On Cinema Oscars Show
208 March 28, 2013 G.I. Joe: Retaliation, Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor
209 April 4, 2013 The Company You Keep, Jurassic Park 3D
Special April 5, 2013 A Tribute to Steven Spielberg in 3D
210 April 11, 2013 Oblivion, Scary Movie 5
Special April 18, 2013 The Future of Cinema
Special April 25, 2013 Tim and Gregg's Top 5 Films of 2013 So Far

Film Ratings

Episode Film Tim's Rating Gregg's Rating Ayaka's Rating
201 Side Effects 6 Bags, 2 Sodas 5 Bags, Get Well Card to Tim
201 Identity Thief 4 Bags 5 Bags, Chattering Teeth
202 A Good Day to Die Hard 5 Bags, 5 Bags Private Collection 5 Bags, Goblet of Champagne
202 Escape from Planet Earth Unrated Unrated
203 Snitch 4 Bags, 2 Sodas 5 Bags
203 Dark Skies 3 Bags 5 Bags
204 21 and Over 5 Bags 5 Bags, Shot of Jagermeister
204 Jack the Giant Slayer 6 Giant Sized Bags 5 Bags, Another 5 Bags
205 Oz the Great and Powerful 4 Bags Toto's Basket = 5 Bags
205 Dead Man Down 5 Bags, 3 Sodas 5 Bags, Mace Spray
206 Carrie 4 Bags 5 Bags, Curtain, Hot Tamales
206 The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 5 Bags 5 Bags, 5 Oscars
207 The Croods 5 Bags 5 Stone Containers
208 G.I. Joe: Retaliation 5 Bags Absent 4 Bags
208 Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor 4 Bags Absent 3 Bags, 3 Sodas
209 The Company You Keep 4 Bags, 1 Soda 5 Bags on a Train
209 Jurassic Park 3D Unrated Unrated
210 Oblivion 6 Bags, 2 Sodas 5 Tubs with Saturn Rings
210 Scary Movie 5 4 Bags 5 Tubs

Season 3 (2013)

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Episode Air Date Movies Reviewed
301 July 7, 2013 The Lone Ranger, Despicable Me 2
302 July 14, 2013 Grown Ups 2, Pacific Rim
303 July 17, 2013 Turbo, Red 2
304 July 24, 2013 The Wolverine, Blue Jasmine
305 July 31, 2013 The Smurfs 2, 300: Rise of an Empire
306 August 7, 2013 Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters, Elysium
307 August 14, 2013 Kick-Ass 2
308 August 21, 2013 The World's End, The Colony
309 August 28, 2013 One Direction: This is Us, Getaway
310 September 4, 2013 Riddick
Special December 18, 2013 Christmas Special: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, A Madea Christmas

Film Ratings

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Episode Film Tim's Rating Gregg's Rating Ayaka's Rating John's Rating
301 The Lone Ranger 6 Bags, 5 Bags of Soda 5 Bags, Chocolate Horse
301 Despicable Me 2 4 Bags, 5 Sodas 5 Bags, 5 Bags of Mixed Candy
302 Grown Ups 2 5 Bags 5 Bags, an empty bag to throw up into[6]
302 Pacific Rim 4 Bags 5 Bags
303 Turbo 5 Bags, 5 Sodas 5 Bags, Shaker of Salt
303 Red 2 5 Bags, 2 Sodas 5 Bags, 5 Packages of Band-Aids
304 The Wolverine 5 Bags 5 Bags, 10 Cups of Coffee
304 Blue Jasmine 6 Bags No Review
305 The Smurfs 2 5 Bags, Oscar Pick 5 Bags, 5 Blue Popsicles
305 300: Rise of an Empire 4 Bags 5 Bags, 300 Bits of Caramel Corn
306 Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters 5 Bags 5 Bags, Cup of Water for Hobbit
306 Elysium 5 Bags Unrated
307 Kick-Ass 2 5 Bags, 1 Soda 5 Bags, 0 Bags for Title
308 The World's End 5 Bags Absent 5 Bags 4 Bags
308 The Colony 5 Bags Absent Loved It 5 Bags +
309 Getaway 5 Bags 2 Bags 5 Bags
309 One Direction: This is Us 5 Bags, 2 Bottles of Soda Blackhole Removed all Popcorn 6 Bags
310 Riddick 4 Bags, 1 Gallon of Soda 5 Bags, An Iron Fist
Special The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug 10 Bags 5 Bags, 100 More Bags
Special A Madea Christmas 5 Bags 5 Bags, Blinders

Season 4 (2014)

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Episode Air Date Movies Reviewed
401 January 8, 2014 Lone Survivor, Her
402 January 15, 2014 The Nut Job, Ride Along
403 January 22, 2014 I, Frankenstein, Gimme Shelter
404 January 29, 2014 "On Alternative Medicine," That Awkward Moment, Labor Day
405 February 5, 2014 The Lego Movie, Robocop
406 February 11, 2014 Girl on a Bicycle, Endless Love
407 February 19, 2014 Pompeii
408 February 26, 2014 Welcome to Yesterday, Non-Stop
Special March 4, 2014 Second Annual Live Oscars Special
409 March 5, 2014 Need For Speed, Walk of Shame
410 March 12, 2014 Muppets Most Wanted

Film Ratings

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Episode Film Tim's Rating Gregg's Rating Larry Turman's Rating
401 Lone Survivor 5 Bags, 2 Sodas 5 Bags, 1 Turban
401 Her 5 Bags, 1 Soda 5 Bags, Red Ribbon
402 The Nut Job Unrated Unrated
402 Ride Along 5 Bags 5 Bags, Tray of Ice
403 I, Frankenstein 5 Bags 5 Bags, 2 Frankenstein Bolts
403 Gimme Shelter 4 Bags 5 Bags, 2 Certificate from the American Medical Association "debunking Dr.San"
404 That Awkward Moment 5 Bags 5 Bags, 2 Dirty Acupuncture Needles
404 Labor Day 5 Bags, 2 Sodas 5 Bags
405 The Lego Movie 3 Stars 5 Bags, 5 Bags of Legos
405 Robocop Unrated 5 Bags, Miniature Robot
406 Girl on a Bicycle Absent 5 Bags 3 Bags
406 Endless Love Absent 5 Bags Unrated
407 Pompeii 5 Bags, 1 Soda 5 Bags, 2 Baskets of Dried Volcanic Rock
408 Welcome to Yesterday 5 Bags 5 Bags
408 Non-Stop 6 Bags, 6 Sodas 5 Bags, 1 Cell Phone
409 Need For Speed 5 Bags, 2 Sodas 5 Bags
409 Walk of Shame Unrated 5 Bags
410 Muppets Most Wanted 5 Bags, 5 Bags of Sodas 5 Bags, 5 Newly Bundled Newborns

Season 5 (2014)

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Episode Air Date Movies Reviewed
501 July 2, 2014 Deliver Us from Evil, Tammy
502 July 9, 2014 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, And So It Goes
503 July 16, 2014 Jupiter Ascending, Planes: Fire and Rescue
504 July 23, 2014 Wish I Was Here, Hercules, Magic in the Moonlight
505 July 30, 2014 Guardians of the Galaxy, Get on Up
506 August 6, 2014 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Into the Storm
507 August 13, 2014 Let's Be Cops, The Expendables 3
507.1 August 13, 2014 On Cinema After Cinema featuring Tim's Mailbag
508 August 20, 2014 Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
509 August 27, 2014 The November Man, Jessabelle
510 September 3, 2014 Dark Places, The Green Inferno

Film Ratings

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Episode Film Tim's Rating Gregg's Rating
501 Deliver Us from Evil 5 Bags 5 Scary Bags
501 Tammy 6 Bags, 3 Bags of Soda 5 Bags, Miniature Harmonica
502 Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 5 Bags, 2 Sodas, Oscar Pick 5 Bags, Banana Cream Pie
502 And So It Goes 5 Bags 5 Bags, An Oscar, Oscar Pick
503 Jupiter Ascending 5 Bags 5 Bags, 2 More Bags
503 Planes: Fire and Rescue 5 Bags, 2 Bags of Soda 5 Bags, Toy Captain's Badge
504 Wish I Was Here 5 Bags, Oscar Pick 5 Bags, 2 Nickels, Oscar Pick
504 Hercules 5 Bags 5 Bags, 2 Souvenir Rocks
504 Magic in the Moonlight Woody Allen 5 Bags Woody Allen 5 Bags
505 Guardians of the Galaxy 5 Bags, 2 Sodas 5 Bags, Cane for Blind
505 Get on Up 5 Bags 5 Bags, James Brown Greatest Hits CD, Oscar Pick
506 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 5 Bags 5 Bags
506 Into the Storm Unrated Unrated
507 Let's Be Cops 5 Bags 5 Bags, 2 Mini Donuts
507 The Expendables 3 Arnold Gets 5 Bags, Movie Gets 5 Bags, WBS Pick (Won't But Should win the Oscar) 5 Bags, 2 Vitamin C Pills
508 Sin City: A Dame to Kill For 5 Bags 5 Bags
509 The November Man Unclear (4 or 5 Bags) 5 Bags
509 Jessabelle 5 Bags 5 Bags, Sheet with Eye Holes
510 Dark Places Unrated Unrated
510 The Green Inferno Unrated 5 Bags

Season 6 (2015)

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Episode Air Date Movies Reviewed
601 February 4, 2015 Gregg's Episode: Jupiter Ascending, The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
602 February 11, 2015 Fifty Shades of Grey, Kingsman: The Secret Service
603 February 18, 2015 Hot Tub Time Machine 2, McFarland USA
Special February 24, 2015 Official 3rd Annual Live Oscar Special
604 February 25, 2015 Focus, The Lazarus Effect
605 March 4, 2015 Chappie, The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, No Escape
606 March 11, 2015 In the Heart of the Sea, Cinderella
607 March 18, 2015 The Divergent Series: Insurgent, The Gunman
608 March 25, 2015 Get Hard, Home
609 April 1, 2015 Furious 7, Woman in Gold
610 April 8, 2015 Ex Machina, The Moon and the Sun

Film Ratings

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Episode Film Tim's Rating Gregg's Rating Joe's Rating Ayaka's Rating
601 Jupiter Ascending Absent 10 Bags, Keychain From the Matrix
601 The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Absent 10 Bags, Cup With SpongeBob On It
602 Fifty Shades of Grey 5 Bags, 5 Cold Sodas 5 Bags, 5 Chocolate Hearts in Heart Box
602 Kingsman: The Secret Service 5 Bags, 1 Soda 5 Bags, 5 Episodes of Decker on Video Tape
603 Hot Tub Time Machine 2 5 Bags, Some Tubs of Soda 5 Bags, Container of Chlorine
603 McFarland USA 6 Bags, Oscar Pick 5 Bags, 5 Baseballs
604 Focus 5 Bags, 5 Drinks of Soda 5 Bags, Plastic Microscope
604 The Lazarus Effect 5 Bags 5 Bags, A Four-leaf Clover
605 Chappie 5 Bags, 2 Bags of Soda 5 Bags Unrated
605 The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel 5 Bags, 5 Bags of Soda The Fifth Bag Unrated
605 No Escape 5 Bags 5 Bags, Golden Gun Unrated
606 In the Heart of the Sea 5 Bags, 1 Bag of Soda 5 Bags, 5 Rubber Duckies
606 Cinderella 5 Bags, Oscar Pick Unrated
607 The Divergent Series: Insurgent 5 Bags 5 Bags
607 The Gunman 5 Bags, Oscar Pick 5 Bags
608 Get Hard 5 Bags 5 Bags
608 Home 4 Bags 5 Bags
609 Furious 7 7 Bags 5 Bags, Gold Cross
609 Woman in Gold 5 Bags, 6 Sodas 5 Bags with Golden Butter
610 Ex Machina 5 Bags Absent 5 Bags
610 The Moon and the Sun 5 Bags, 5 Bags of Soda Absent 3 Bags

Season 7 (2015)

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Episode Air Date Movies Reviewed
701 September 9, 2015 Ant-Man, Fantastic Four
702 September 16, 2015 Black Mass, Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials
703 September 23, 2015 The Intern, Hotel Transylvania 2
704 September 30, 2015 The Forgiveness Special: The Martian, Sicario
705 October 7, 2015 Pan, Steve Jobs
706 October 14, 2015 Goosebumps, Bridge of Spies
707 October 21, 2015 Jem and the Holograms, Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension
708 October 28, 2015 Collide, Scout's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse
709 November 4, 2015 Spectre, The Peanuts Movie
710 November 11, 2015 Rings, By the Sea
Special December 2, 2015 On Cinema Town Hall Live Special

Film Ratings

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Episode Film Tim's Rating Gregg's Rating Axiom's Rating
701 Ant-Man 1 Bag Recused Himself
701 Fantastic Four 6 Bags Unrated
702 Black Mass 5 Bags, 1 Soda 5 Bags
702 Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials 5 Bags, 5 Cans of Soda 5 Bags, Whistle
703 The Intern Unrated Unrated
703 Hotel Transylvania 2 Unrated Unrated
704 The Martian Unrated Unrated
704 Sicario Unrated Unrated
705 Pan 5 Bags 5 Bags, Peter Pan Peanut Butter
705 Steve Jobs 5 Bags 5 Bags with Melted Apple Butter
706 Goosebumps 5 Bags 5 Bags, Tim Burton's Phone Number
706 Bridge of Spies 5 Bags 5 Bags Each with a Few Kernels Missing
707 Jem and the Holograms 5 Bags 5 Bags
707 Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension Unrated Unrated
708 Collide Unrated Absent Unrated
708 Scout's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse 5 Bags Absent Unrated
709 Spectre 5 Bags (Projected) 5 Bags, Coffee Cup with Tracking Device, Oscar Pick
709 The Peanuts Movie 5 Bags, 2 Milky Way Candy Bars (projected) 5 Bags, 5 Bags of Peanuts, Coffee Cup with Tracking Device (possibly unintentional)
710 Rings Unrated Unrated
710 By the Sea 5 Bags 5 Bags

Season 8 (2016)

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Episode Air Date Movies Reviewed
Special March 2, 2016 The 4th Annual Live On Cinema Oscar Special
801 July 27, 2016 Star Trek Beyond, Hillary's America
Special July 28, 2016 Official Endorsement
802 August 3, 2016 Café Society, Jason Bourne
803 August 10, 2016 Suicide Squad, Nine Lives
804 August 17, 2016 Sausage Party, Pete's Dragon
805 August 24, 2016 Ben-Hur, Kubo and the Two Strings
806 August 31, 2016 Hands of Stone, Mechanic: Resurrection
807 September 7, 2016 Solace, The Light Between Oceans
808 September 14, 2016 Sully, When the Bough Breaks
809 September 21, 2016 Snowden, Bridget Jones's Baby
810 November 11, 2016 The Magnificent Seven, Storks

Film Ratings

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Episode Film Tim's Rating Gregg's Rating Mark's Rating
801 Star Trek Beyond 6 Bags, 1 Cup of Soda 5 Bags, Klingon Cola
801 Hillary's America 6 Bags, All Soda in World 5 Bags, Scissors
802 Café Society 5 Bags, Cup of Soda, Oscar Pick 5 Bags, 5 Wheelbarrows
802 Jason Bourne 5 Bags 5 Bags, Advice Capsule with Memo
803 Suicide Squad 5 Bags, Cup of Soda 5 Bags, Handcuffs
803 Nine Lives 5 Bags 5 Bags, Catnip Toy
804 Pete's Dragon 5 Bags 5 Bags
804 Sausage Party 5 Bags, 2 Sodas Unrated
805 Ben-Hur 5 Bags 5 Bags, Miniature Chariot, Oscar Pick
805 Kubo and the Two Strings Unrated 5 Bags, 5 Soy Sauce Packets
806 Hands of Stone 5 Bags 5 Bags, Pair of Miniature Boxing Gloves, Oscar Pick
806 Mechanic: Resurrection 5 Bags 5 Bags
807 Solace Absent 5 Bags, Fire Truck with Flame Retardant Foam 5 Bags
807 The Light Between Oceans Absent 5 Bags, 5 Tickets to Rehab Clinic Unrated
808 Sully Unrated Unrated
808 When the Bough Breaks Unrated Unrated
809 Snowden 0 Bags 5 Bags, Toy Door
809 Bridget Jones's Baby 5 Bags, 2 Cups of Soda 5 Bags, Baby Rattle
810 The Magnificent Seven 5 Bags 5 Bags
810 Storks 5 Bags 5 Bags, 5 Stork Eggs

Season 9 (2017)

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Episode Air Date Movies Reviewed
Special February 26, 2017 Our Cinema Oscar Special LIVE
901 March 13, 2017 Kong: Skull Island, The Wall
902 March 20, 2017 T2 Trainspotting, The Belko Experiment
903 March 27, 2017 CHiPs, Power Rangers
904 April 3, 2017 Boss Baby, The Zookeeper's Wife
905 April 10, 2017 Smurfs: The Lost Village, The Case for Christ
906 April 17, 2017 Fast and Furious 8, The Lost City of Z
907 April 24, 2017 Unforgettable, Animal Crackers, Born in China
908 May 1, 2017 The Circle, How to Be a Latin Lover
909 May 8, 2017 Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, The Lovers
910 May 15, 2017 King Arthur: Legend of the Sword, Snatched

Film Ratings

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Episode Film Tim's Rating Gregg's Rating Mark's Rating
901 Kong: Skull Island 5 Bags 5 Bags, Little Cross
901 The Wall 5 Bags 5 Bags
902 T2 Trainspotting 5 Bags T5 Bags
902 The Belko Experiment Unrated 5 Bags, 2 Test Tubes Filled with Movie Magic
903 CHiPs 5 Bags, 2 Bags of Soda 5 Bags
903 Power Rangers 5 Bags, Oscar Pick (Conditional) Unrated
904 Boss Baby 5 Bags 5 Bags
904 The Zookeeper's Wife Unrated 5 Bags, 5 Bags of Animal Feed
905 Smurfs: The Lost Village 5 Bags 5 Blue Bags
905 The Case for Christ 5 Bags 5 Bags, with some reservations
906 Fast and Furious 8 Unrated 5 Bags, 8 Vintage Hot Wheels
906 The Lost City of Z 5 Bags, Oscar Pick 5 Bags, Zorro Mask, Oscar Pick
907 Unforgettable Absent Unrated Unrated
907 Animal Crackers Absent Unrated Unrated
907 Born in China Absent Unrated Unrated
908 The Circle Unrated (Cell Phone) 5 Bags Unrated
908 How to Be a Latin Lover Unrated (Cell Phone) 5 Bags Unrated
909 Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 5 Bags 5 Bags, Little Cup of Soda
909 The Lovers Unrated 5 Bags with Reservations
910 King Arthur: Legend of the Sword 5 Bags 5 Bags, Excalibur Replica, Oscar Pick
910 Snatched 4 Bags 5 Bags

The Trial (2017)

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This mini-series, known as "The Trial", introduced a new dynamic to the series, documenting the fictional murder trial against Tim Heidecker that was set up in season nine. The trial was staged similar to a real televised trial, took place over two weeks, and is approximately five hours long.

Episode Air Date Title
1 November 15, 2017 The Trial: Day 1
2 November 16, 2017 The Trial: Day 2
3 November 17, 2017 The Trial: Day 3
4 November 20, 2017 The Trial: Day 4
5 November 21, 2017 The Trial: Day 5
6 November 28, 2017 The Verdict

Season X (2018)

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Season 10 premiered in January 2018 with a telethon fundraiser to crowdfund the annual Oscar Special. The season was known as "Season X."

Episode Air Date Movies Reviewed
Special January 16, 2018 Oscar Special Live Telethon
Special March 4, 2018 5th Annual Oscar Special
1001 March 22, 2018 Pacific Rim: Uprising, Sherlock Gnomes
1002 March 28, 2018 Ready Player One, Tyler Perry's Acrimony
1003 April 6, 2018 Chappaquiddick, You Were Never Really Here
1004 April 13, 2018 Sgt. Stubby: An American Hero , Overboard
1005 April 19, 2018 Rampage, Super Troopers 2
1006 April 25, 2018 Traffik
1007 May 3, 2018 Avengers: Infinity War
1008 May 10, 2018 Life of the Party, Breaking In
1009 May 17, 2018 Deadpool 2, Show Dogs
1010 May 25, 2018 Solo: A Star Wars Story

Film Ratings

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Episode Film Tim's Rating Gregg's Rating Joe's Rating
1001 Pacific Rim: Uprising 5 Bags 5 Bags, 1 Lucky Rabbit's Foot
1001 Sherlock Gnomes 5 Bags, 2 Glasses of Coke/Soda 5 Bags
1002 Ready Player One 5 Bags, 2 Cans of Coke/Soda 5 Bags, Little E.T. Keychain
1002 Tyler Perry's Acrimony 5 Bags, Oscar Pick 5 Bags, Little Piece of Wood
1003 Chappaquiddick 5 Bags 5 Bags, Inflatable Life Preserver
1003 You Were Never Really Here 5 Bags 5 Bags, Prescription to See Psychiatrist
1004 Sgt. Stubby: An American Hero 5 Bags 5 Bags, Can of Dick Van Patten's Natural Balance Dog Food
1004 Overboard 5 Bags 5 Bags, Miniature Anchor
1005 Rampage 5 Bags 5 Bags, Stack of Index Cards
1005 Super Troopers 2 5 Bags 5 Bags, Little Siren
1006 Traffik Unrated 5 Bags, Mace spray
1007 Avengers: Infinity War 5 Bags 5 Bags, Ant-Man DVD Unrated
1008 Life of the Party 5 Bags 5 Bags, Oscar Pick
1008 Breaking In Unrated 5 Bags
1009 Deadpool 2 Unrated 5 Bags, Gift Certificate to Buy the First Movie on VHS
1009 Show Dogs Unrated 5 Bags, Decorative Dog Bowl
1010 Solo: A Star Wars Story Unrated Recused Himself

Season 11 (2019)

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Season 11 premiered in January 2019 with another telethon fundraiser to crowdfund the Oscar Special.

Episode Air Date Movies Reviewed
Special January 25, 2019 On Cinema Oscar Special Fundraising Telethon 2019!
Special February 24, 2019 The New On Cinema Oscar Special
1101 September 25, 2019 Abominable, Judy
1102 October 2, 2019 Joker, The Current War
1103 October 9, 2019 Gemini Man, The Addams Family
1104 October 16, 2019 Mister America, Maleficent: Mistress of Evil
1105 October 23, 2019 Black and Blue, The Last Full Measure
1106 October 30, 2019 Terminator: Dark Fate, Motherless Brooklyn
1107 November 6, 2019 Midway, Arctic Dogs
1108 November 13, 2019 Charlie's Angels, The Report
1109 November 20, 2019 Frozen 2, 21 Bridges
1110 November 27, 2019 Knives Out, Queen & Slim

Film Ratings

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Episode Film Tim's Rating Gregg's Rating Mark's Rating Joe's Rating Toni's Rating Axiom's Rating Manuel's Rating
1101 Abominable 5 Bags 5 Bags, Little Lucky Rabbit's Foot Keychain
1101 Judy 5 Bags, 2 Cans of Soda, Oscar Pick 5 Bags, 1700 Cups of Soda
1102 Joker 6 Bags, Oscar Pick 5 Bags, Little Movie Ticket, Oscar Pick Unrated
1102 The Current War Unrated Unrated Unrated
1103 Gemini Man 5 Bags 4 Bags, Fifth Bag for Tim and Gregg to Split Unrated
1103 The Addams Family Unrated 5 Bags Unrated
1104 Mister America 0 Bags 3 Bags
1104 Maleficent: Mistress of Evil 5 Bags 5 Bags, Little Sprinkling of Pixie Dust on the Popcorn
1105 Black and Blue Unrated Unrated Unrated
1105 The Last Full Measure Unrated Unrated Unrated
1106 Terminator: Dark Fate 5 Bags, 2 Cokes, Oscar Pick T-5 Bags
1106 Motherless Brooklyn 5 Bags 5 Bags, Set of Paints to Colorize Film Noirs
1107 Midway 5 Bags 5 Bags, Stopwatch
1107 Arctic Dogs 5 Bags 5 Bags, White Tape
1108 Charlie's Angels 5 Bags Absent Enjoyed It
1108 The Report Unrated Absent Unrated
1109 Frozen 2 Unrated 5 Bags Unrated Unrated Unrated Unrated
1109 21 Bridges Unrated 5 Bags, Miniature Bridge Unrated Unrated Unrated Unrated
1110 Knives Out Unrated Unrated Unrated
1110 Queen & Slim Unrated Unrated Unrated

Season 12 (2019-2022)

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Season 12 premiered in December 2019. The seventh Oscar Special was the last content to air on Adult Swim, as the series would move to HEI Network, an independent subscription service, in April 2021. The eighth Oscar special, hosted by Tim, streamed live on HEI Network, while the Ninth Annual Our Cinema Oscar Special (a competing special, hosted by Gregg) streamed live on YouTube.

Episode Air Date Movies Reviewed
Special December 19, 2019 On Cinema Oscar Special 2020 Telethon
Special February 9, 2020 The Seventh Annual On Cinema Oscar Special
Special April 25, 2021 The Eighth Annual On Cinema Oscar Special
1201 October 6, 2021 Mass, No Time to Die
1202 October 13, 2021 Halloween Kills, The Last Duel
1203 October 20, 2021 Dune, The French Dispatch
1204 October 27, 2021 Last Night in Soho, Antlers
1205 November 3, 2021 The Harder They Fall, Eternals
1206 November 10, 2021 Red Notice, Ghostbusters: Afterlife
1207 November 17, 2021 King Richard, Top Gun: Maverick
1208 November 24, 2021 House of Gucci, Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City
1209 December 1, 2021 Nightmare Alley
1210 December 8, 2021 American Underdog, West Side Story
Special February 14, 2022 The Wendy Kerby Valentine's Day Special

Film Ratings

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Episode Film Tim's Rating Gregg's Rating Toni's Rating Manuel's Rating Joe's Rating LaRoux's rating Mark's rating Wendy's Rating
1201 Mass 5 Bags, 1 Soda 5 Bags
1201 No Time to Die 3 Bags Unrated Unrated
1202 Halloween Kills Unrated Boycotting Ratings Unrated
1202 The Last Duel Unrated Boycotting Ratings Unrated
1203 Dune 5 Bags, 1 Soda Boycotting Ratings (Tim's estimate for Gregg: 5 Bags and some sand)
1203 The French Dispatch Unrated Boycotting Ratings (Tim's estimate for Gregg: 5 Bags and a little Eiffel Tower trinket)
1204 Last Night in Soho Unrated Boycotting Ratings (Tim's estimate for Gregg: 5 Bags) Unrated
1204 Antlers 5 Bags, Antlers Boycotting Ratings (Tim's estimate for Gregg: 5 Bags) Unrated
1205 The Harder They Fall 5 Bags Boycotting Ratings (Tim's estimate for Gregg: 5 Bags)
1205 Eternals 5 Bags Boycotting Ratings (Tim's estimate for Gregg: 5 Bags)
1206 No Time to Die 5 Bags, 007 Keychain
1206 Red Notice Unrated Unrated
1206 Ghostbusters: Afterlife Unrated 5 Bags, Name of Muncher voice actor sealed in an envelope
1207 Top Gun: Maverick Unrated 5 Bags, Hand with Wagging Finger Unrated
1207 King Richard 6 Bags 5 Bags, Can of Tennis Balls Unrated
1208 House of Gucci 5 Bags, Golden Soda, Glass of Wine Banned from Rating Movies 5 Bags
1208 Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City 5 Bags Banned from Rating Movies 5 Bags
1209 Nightmare Alley Unrated 5 Bags, Little Bag of Heirloom Popcorn Unrated
1210 American Underdog Unrated Unrated Unrated Unrated Unrated Unrated
1210 West Side Story Unrated 4 Bags, Honorary 5th Bag Unrated Unrated Unrated Unrated

Season 13 (2022-2023)

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Episode Air Date Movies Reviewed
Special March 27, 2022 The Ninth Annual On Cinema Oscar Special
Special September 2, 2022 Deck of Cards
1301 October 26, 2022 Prey for the Devil
1302 November 2, 2022 My Policeman, Enola Holmes 2
1303 November 9, 2022 Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, The Fabelmans
1304 November 16, 2022 The Menu, The Santa Clauses
1305 November 23, 2022 Devotion, Strange World
1306 November 30, 2022 Scrooge: A Christmas Carol, Violent Night
1307 December 7, 2022 Pinocchio, Something from Tiffany's
1308 December 14, 2022 A Man Called Otto, Avatar: The Way of Water
1309 (Special) December 21, 2022 On Cinema And More In The Morning Christmas Special
1310 December 28, 2022 Alice, Darling
1311 January 4, 2023 M3GAN, The Amazing Maurice

Film Ratings

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Episode Film Tim's Rating Gregg's Rating Kaili's Rating Joe's Rating Axiom's Rating LaRue's Rating Mr. Amato's Rating
1301 Prey for the Devil 5 Bags, 1 Soda 5 Bags, communion wafer Unrated
1302 My Policeman 5 Bags, 1 Soda 5 Bags, police whistle Unrated
1302 Enola Holmes 2 Unrated 5 Bags, little plastic home Unrated
1303 Black Panther: Wakanda Forever 5 Bags 5 Bags, couple of jelly beans Unrated Unrated
1303 The Fabelmans 4 Bags Unrated Unrated Unrated
1304 The Menu 5 Bags 5 Bags Unrated
1304 The Santa Clauses 5 Bags, little Christmas tree Not a movie Unrated
1305 Devotion Unrated 5 Giant Bags Unrated Unrated
1305 Strange World Unrated Unrated Unrated Unrated
1306 Scrooge: A Christmas Carol Unrated Unrated Unrated Unrated
1306 Violent Night Unrated Unrated Unrated Unrated
1307 Pinocchio 5 Bags 5 Bags (Four bags plus two half bags) Unrated
1307 Something from Tiffany's 5 Bags 5 Bags, fake diamond ring Unrated
1308 A Man Called Otto 5 Bags, cup of Coke 5 Bags, hanky for Tom Hanks Unrated Unrated
1308 Avatar: The Way of Water Unrated 5 Bags, 500 commemorative Oscars Unrated Unrated
1310 Alice, Darling 5 Bags, Number 2 pencils
1311 M3GAN Unrated 5 Bags, D battery
1311 The Amazing Maurice Unrated Unrated

Season 14 (2023-2024)

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Episode Air Date Movies Reviewed
Special March 12, 2023 The Tenth Annual On Cinema Oscar Special
1 Jan 3, 2024 Night Swim & ‘Weak Layers’
2 Jan 10, 2024 The Book of Clarence & Mean Girls
3 Jan 17, 2024 ‘Founders Day’ & I.S.S.
4 Jan 24, 2024 Sometimes I Think About Dying & The Underdoggs
5 Jan 30, 2024 Argylle & The Promised Land (Aired a day early in response to Axiom and Manuel kicking Tim out of Dekkar)
6 Feb 7, 2024 It Ends with Us
7 Feb 14, 2024 Madame Web and Bob Marley: One Love
8 Feb 21, 2024 Drive-Away Dolls
9 Feb 28, 2024 Dune: Part Two
10 Mar 6, 2024 Kung Fu Panda 4 and Imaginary
Special March 10, 2024 The Eleventh Annual On Cinema Oscar Special at Amatocon

Film Ratings

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Episode Film Tim's Rating Joey's Rating Gregg's Rating Kaili's Rating Mr. Amato's Rating Mark's Rating Joe's Rating LaRoux's Rating Toni's Rating
1401 Night Swim Unrated 3 Stars 5 Bags, pool cleaning tool Unrated
1401 Weak Layers Unrated 2 and a half stars 5 Bags, ice cube Unrated
1402 The Book of Clarence Unrated 3 and a half stars 5 Bags Unrated Unrated
1402 Mean Girls Unrated 1 and a half stars 5 Bags Unrated Unrated
1403 Founders Day Unrated 3 stars 5 Bags, Happy Meal from McDonald's Unrated Unrated
1403 I.S.S. Unrated 3 and a half stars Unrated Unrated Unrated
1404 Sometimes I Think About Dying Unrated 3 and a half stars 5 Bags, box of tissues Unrated
1404 The Underdoggs Unrated 3 and a half stars 4 Bags Unrated
1405 Argylle Unrated 3 stars 5 Bags, rubber mouse with catnip in it Unrated
1405 The Promised Land Unrated Unrated Unrated Unrated
1406 It Ends With Us Unrated Unrated 5 Bags, bookmark Unrated Unrated
1407 Madame Web Unrated 5 Bags, stick for breaking spiderweb Unrated Unrated Unrated
1407 Bob Marley: One Love 5 Bags, cups of soda 5 Bags Unrated Unrated Unrated
1408 Drive-Away Dolls Unrated Unrated Unrated
1409 Dune: Part Two Unrated 5 Bags, 4 grains of sand Unrated Unrated
1410 Kung Fu Panda 4 Unrated 3 and a half stars 5 Bags, chopsticks Unrated
1410 Imaginary Unrated 3 stars 5 Bags, bear claw pastry Unrated

See also

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References

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  1. ^ Evans, Bradford (February 25, 2014). "Tim Heidecker and Gregg Turkington Are Doing a Live Oscars Special". Splitsider. Retrieved March 10, 2015.
  2. ^ "Tim Heidecker on the world of film criticism, real and satirical". The A.V. Club. March 9, 2015. by The A.V. Club.
  3. ^ ""Tim Heidecker on "Decker:Unclassified"". BUILD Series. [on Decker: Unsealed]: "We call it season 5. The first three... the first four seasons were on the internet.
  4. ^ all dates taken from iTunes On Cinema page [1], Tim Heidecker's YouTube + Player.fm's On Cinema page [2] and the On Cinema Twitter and Facebook pages
  5. ^ iTunes On Cinema Podcasts page
  6. ^ Archived at Ghostarchive and the Wayback Machine: 'Grown Ups 2' and 'Pacific Rim' | On Cinema Season 3, Ep. 302 | Adult Swim. YouTube.
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