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| Tait Maxwell Coonerty Australian Comedian | |
|---|---|
| Birth name | Tait Maxwell Coonerty |
| Born | 15/09/2010 Footscray Hospital |
| Nationality | Malaysian |
| Education | None |
| Genres | Anti-Humour |
| Notable works and roles | No notable works |
Tait Maxwell Coonerty AM (Born October 16th, 2010) is the school minister for Footscray High School, [1] and an aspiring comedian on facebook reels.
Many students at Footscray High School complain about how they had no say in the school run election, and that how Tait has only been an elected due to buying the school principal, a large Cookie. Tait denies this and claims "Ya'll just don't care about yourself".
Current Life
[edit]Tait is currently Homeless, living outside of the abandoned tomb shop near his school. He spends his days talking to people that don't give him change, as well as daydreaming about his previous accomplishments. Many describe him as cruel, but many also see him as a "breath of fresh air in an increasingly nice community"
Sickness
[edit]On may 22nd of 2022 Tait contracted HIV unknowingly. He still does not know about his disease, as the alcohol consumption has diminished his thinking capabilities. It is estimated that he has spread HIV to roughly 50 Footscray residents.