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Rowley Jefferson (b. 2004, Mun) is a pioneering Kerbal cosmonaut and best friend of fellow Earthling, Greg Heffley. Originally from the planet Kerbin, Rowley crash-landed on Earth in the year 2009 during a routine snack mission gone awry. With his signature green skin cleverly disguised as a “healthy glow” and his round, wide-eyed expression often mistaken for pure innocence, Rowley has seamlessly blended into Earth society.
Rowley’s ability to maintain his secret Kerbal identity is attributed to his childlike wonder, which is commonly mistaken for naivety. His love for "kiddie" activities, such as playing with toy rockets and building sandcastles, is actually part of his ongoing mission to gather data on Earth's primitive aerospace technology.Despite his best efforts to fit in, Rowley often struggles with Earth’s gravity, which explains his frequent tumbles and his affinity for the ground. His obsession with collecting “cool rocks” during recess is a cover for his real mission: finding traces of extraterrestrial minerals to send back to Kerbin.In a notable incident, Rowley was nearly exposed when he accidentally revealed his Kerbal catchphrase, "Moar Boosters!" during a science class on rocket propulsion. However, the incident was chalked up to his quirky sense of humor, and his secret remained safe.Rowley Jefferson continues to live among humans, secretly working towards the day when Kerbals and Earthlings can unite in interstellar snack time. Until then, he’s content being the best (and only) Kerbal on Earth—unless you count that time he swore he saw a green-skinned astronaut in the school cafeteria…