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| Nicknames: Mr Goose, Gossumarian Leader, God, Dave, Dave Goss, David | |
| Born: TBA | |
| Fields: Humanities |
Mr Goss (Real name "David Goss") is the Humanities 7/8th grade teacher at [[PERSONAL INFORMATION EXPUNGED]] school, Vermont, USA. He is [[TBA]] years old, and has 2(?) children and a wife.
Personality
[edit]David Goss is seen as humorous, smart, and unbiased. He enjoys teaching 7/8 Humanities. Mr Goss is rather silly at times.
Appearance
[edit]Mr Goss has a short beard, very short little to no hair, and has a regular height (Height currently unknown). Mr Goss usually wears relatively casual clothing while at work.
Gossumarians
[edit]The Gossumarians are a fictional, comical story that Mr Goss made up about a species known as the "Gossumarians", which is play-on words of "Goss" and "Sumerians". They are known to have similar/the same appearance as Mr Goss. Gossumarians wear conical clay "dresses" that protect them. Somewhere near the end of the civilization, the Gossumarians had attacked Rome, in what they called the "Great Gossumarian War". Unfortunately for them, they couldn't get past Rome's walls, and no Roman soldier even noticed them. There are several theories of how the Gossumarians were wiped out, but the most common ones are getting decimated by an asteroid and getting taken out by Rome.
"Obsession" with Pam
[edit]Humorously, David Goss put Pam in several morning-meeting slideshows. This died down somewhere in between September, 2024, but it's still a funny story.
References
[edit]- Evan O. (Student at his school)