Draft:Mallardism

Mallardism is religion that began on the 16th of November 2024. It revolves around the idea that there is a duck-like God named Dave. Dave created the planet and loves and cares about humans but knows that sacrifices must sometimes be made. Mallardism focuses on the importance of happiness and to live your life without worry.

Creation

Dave created the earth, water and air first. Then Dave created fish and plants, and then animals and humans. Dave sent 130 overseers to earth in the form of ducks to watch over humanity. Dave told 5 men and one woman to spread the word of Dave across the planet and called them Brian, Jeff, Bob, Tesco, Frank and Shab. Brian formed Australia, Jeff formed Africa, Bob formed Asia, Tesco formed the Americas and he had 2 children who split it into North America and South America, Shab formed Europe and Frank formed Antarctica. Frank was imprisoned in Antarctica after comitting several sins

There were many prophets and messengers of Dave but there were 2 that mean the most to Mallardists, Jimmy and Savil. They were brothers that were seperated because a demon-like being kidnapped Jimmy. Ever since, Savil was been weeping, hoping for the return of his brother.

Sins and commandments

Dave knew there was sin in the world from the beginning. So he tried to change things. He did this by giving people rules to live by. He gave these commandments on a slab of indestructable material, and a lot of people saw it.

The commandments were:

• Thou shall not harm one another in flesh nor in soul
• Thou shall not take one another's valuables without their assent
• Thou shall not worship any of one another as greater than one another
• Men shall not commit coitus with men and women shall not commit coitus with women

• Thou shall all treat one another as one's own

However, no one truly followed them, even now they still dont. So Dave got some sinless people and made them make a shelter to protect them from the things to come. Dave put the animals and plants into the ground and called them caves. Dave made lava explode out of the ground and called them volcanoes. This covered the entire planet in a layer of lava. Dave let this to cool down, and repeated the process to make the earths crust. He let the ground under the crust to turn into lava calling it the mantle and the core deeper down and made sure all of the humans, plants and animals got out of the ground safely. Dave filled in some of the cave in to make sure no one could get back down there. He made humanity start over again but made slight changes to them.