Draft:Kyle "Cougar" Lankenau
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Not much is known about the early years of Kyle Lankenau. Some say that he first came to the attention of others at Colorado State University in his late teens. It has been suspected that Kyle is not his real name, or even Lankenau. It has been speculated that the line Vigo Mortensen says in the movie, A History of Violence[1], 2005 when asked about his name, It was available, was said to Director David Cronenburg by Kyle at an earlier meeting. The ambiguity of the name has followed him since.
Kyle is currently working as a "Beer Baron" in Fort Collins Colorado. His job is as mysterious as his childhood. In 2020 there was a rumor that he was purchasing the Colorado Rockies from the Monfort family[2]. This news was met with great enthusiasm from the people of Colorado due to the poor management of the team by the Monforts. Unfortunately this did not come to fruition with speculation being that the teams long standing cooperation with Coors Brewing, and did not want a conflict of interest.
Kyle has a long history of accomplishments to his name. He is one of the most prolific passers at the University of Colorado State University. He is a multiple time softball home run champion. The top recieving target for Dan Cummings during their football career, played both QB and wide reciever. He is a defending champion of the Fat Tire Volleyball tournament[3], one of the most prostegious sporting events on the inter beer league schedule. His impressive athletic performance has only been surpassed by his incredible love life. Lastly, it has been speculated, but not cconfirmed, that Kyle was the last one standing at the Kyle Texas fight of Kyles on May 13, 2023[4]. This is because the authorities of Kyle Texas have closely monitored the situation there. They do not want to acknowlage him as the most powerful Kyle.
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[edit]1. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0399146/ 2. https://www.mlb.com/rockies 3. https://www.newbelgium.com/visit/fort-collins/ 4. https://news.sky.com/story/the-battle-of-kyle-and-ivan-how-a-city-in-texas-is-aiming-to-claim-a-world-record-for-gathering-the-most-number-of-kyles-12880011