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Cucumber Straightness Regulation

The Cucumber Straightness Regulation refers to a now-abolished European Union (EU) rule that classified cucumbers based on their shape and size, with a particular emphasis on their straightness. The regulation was introduced in the early 1990s as part of broader EU agricultural marketing standards, aimed at standardizing the appearance of produce across member states. This rule, which became a symbol of perceived over-regulation by the EU, has often been cited as an example of bureaucracy taken to extremes.

Background In the late 20th century, the EU introduced a series of marketing standards designed to ensure that produce met specific criteria for quality, size, and appearance. These rules were intended to facilitate easier trade between member states, ensuring that farmers, wholesalers, and retailers could trade goods under uniform standards.

Cucumbers fell under Commission Regulation (EEC) No 1677/88, which was passed in 1988 and came into effect in 1989. The regulation divided cucumbers into three classes: "Extra," "Class I," and "Class II." One of the most controversial aspects of the regulation was the requirement that cucumbers in the "Extra" class had to be “practically straight,” allowing for a bend with a maximum arc of 10 millimeters per 10 centimeters of length.

Purpose The main purpose of the regulation was to create consistency in product quality across the EU, making it easier for wholesalers and retailers to pack and display produce. Supporters argued that standardizing the shape and size of fruits and vegetables would reduce waste, make packing more efficient, and improve product presentation, especially in supermarkets.

Controversy and Criticism The cucumber regulation soon became a symbol of EU bureaucracy. Critics, particularly in the UK, saw it as an unnecessary interference in agricultural practices and an example of the EU overreaching its mandate. Media outlets frequently mocked the rule, with headlines decrying the "ban on bendy cucumbers." The regulation became part of a broader narrative that questioned the value of detailed and often obscure EU rules.

Abolition In 2008, in response to widespread criticism and a desire to simplify the EU's rulebook, the European Commission undertook a review of its agricultural marketing standards. As a result, many of these regulations, including the one governing cucumber straightness, were abolished in July 2009. The repeal of these standards was celebrated by opponents of EU regulation, who saw it as a victory for common sense.

Despite the repeal, cucumbers and other produce items continue to be graded according to voluntary industry standards, which still often prioritize straightness and uniformity for practical reasons, such as ease of packaging and shipping.

Legacy The Cucumber Straightness Regulation has since entered popular culture as an example of the more peculiar aspects of EU regulation. It is often mentioned in discussions about the perceived excesses of bureaucratic governance and remains a humorous reference in debates over the EU’s regulatory practices.

See Also European Union Regulation Standardization of Agricultural Products Commission Regulation (EEC) No 1677/88 Food and Agriculture Marketing Standards References European Commission. Commission Regulation (EEC) No 1677/88 of 15 June 1988 laying down quality standards for cucumbers. Official Journal of the European Union. "EU bends rules to allow bendy cucumbers," BBC News, July 1, 2009. "EU to relax rules on misshapen fruit and vegetables," The Guardian, November 12, 2008.