Draft:Battle of Vandalism: Day 1
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Battle Report
Date: Friday, December 27th, Day 1 of The War of Vandalism
Conflict: The 2-Hour Ranch & Spit Battle
Belligerents: - Axis Powers: Ayaz Umer, Yahya Ali - Allied Forces: Rayan Harb, Abdulrahman Alghazi, Obai Abdelraziq, Aayan Khaliq
Summary of Engagement: The first skirmish in The War of Vandalism commenced with an assault on Allied resources. Axis operative Ayaz Umer launched a premeditated attack involving ranch dressing and saliva as weapons of disruption:
Phase 1: Vehicle Defacement Ayaz targeted Abdulrahman and Rayan’s vehicles, coating them in ranch dressing and defiling Rayan's car with spit, all while issuing the battle cry: “WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU!” This aggressive act escalated hostilities and cemented Axis intentions.
Phase 2: Territorial Violation Upon discovering Aayan’s car stationed in his driveway, Ayaz escalated the conflict by deploying an unknown white sauce to further deface Allied property, solidifying his reputation as a relentless saboteur.
Phase 3: Tactical Retaliation by Allies In a counteroffensive, Abdulrahman seized Ayaz’s phone, leveraging it as a hostage. The situation escalated when Ayaz’s mother contacted the device, only to have Abdulrahman audaciously answer the call. This psychological maneuver rattled the Axis chain of command.
Phase 4: The Decoy Maneuver As tensions peaked, Abdulrahman lured Ayaz into a high-speed chase. Ayaz tailed closely, accelerating dangerously, until Abdul abruptly shut off his headlights and executed a sharp left turn. Unable to react in time, Ayaz overshot the maneuver and lost his target in the darkness, a calculated display of Allied ingenuity.
Phase 5: Strategic Abandonment In a dramatic twist, Ayaz, under mounting pressure, abandoned his comrade Yahya at Costco. Yahya was left without footwear, dripping with sauce—an image that has since become a symbol of Axis disarray.
Outcome: A temporary victory for the Allied Forces, with escalating tensions and unresolved grievances. The War of Vandalism continues.
References
[edit]Abdelraziq, O., Khaliq, A., Alghazi, A., Harb, R., & Janakan, T. (n.d.). Conference of the Battle of Vandalism. In A. Hemida (Ed.). Waterloo.