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Sometimes people write lengthy posts at [[WP:ANI]], or propose [[WP:ARBCOM|Arbcom]] cases, in hopes of defusing a situation; however, the ensuing [[WP:IAD|drama]] often means it is ''diffused'' instead. |
Sometimes people write lengthy posts at [[WP:ANI]], or propose [[WP:ARBCOM|Arbcom]] cases, in hopes of defusing a situation; however, the ensuing [[WP:IAD|drama]] often means it is ''diffused'' instead. |
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File:US_Navy_090114-N-8730P-037_The_detonation_of_a_Boot_Banger_water_charge_demonstrates_its_destructive_power.jpg|Smoke can be seen ''diffusing'' at left. Next time, call the bomb ''defusing'' team. |
File:US_Navy_090114-N-8730P-037_The_detonation_of_a_Boot_Banger_water_charge_demonstrates_its_destructive_power.jpg|Smoke can be seen ''diffusing'' at left. Next time, call the bomb ''defusing'' team. |
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File:Sandy_sex_doll_or_poseable_mannequin.jpeg|Avoid blow-ups |
File:Sandy_sex_doll_or_poseable_mannequin.jpeg|Avoid blow-ups |
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File:Complaints_take_a_number.jpg|Next customer! |
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![]() | This page in a nutshell: Most people who say they're "diffusing conflict" don't really mean it. And some other wreckage thrown in for good measure. |
Diffusing conflict
Now and then someone undertakes to "diffuse" a conflict budding somewhere in the project. Probably they really mean they want to defuse the problem, as in "remove its fuse" – like from a bomb – to avoid blow-ups. Diffusing a conflict would be to spread it over a wide area, which is presumably not the intention.
Sometimes people write lengthy posts at WP:ANI, or propose Arbcom cases, in hopes of defusing a situation; however, the ensuing drama often means it is diffused instead.
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Smoke can be seen diffusing at left. Next time, call the bomb defusing team.
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Avoid blow-ups
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Next customer!
External links
- "12 tips for diffusing office conflict" (especially recommended – from Pest Management Professional)
- "How to Diffuse a Difficult Situation - in Just Five Words" (for those in a hurry to begin diffusing)
- "The 1 Skill Leaders Need To Diffuse A Conflict Between Employees" (for when the diffusion need is urgent)
- MANAGING CONFLICT AND DIFFUSING ANGER (for advanced diffusers)
Casting dispersions, inciteful comments, and so on
Closely related concepts include:
- duel citizens;
- casting dispersions (or casting of ass Persians);
- making inciteful, diffamatory , or half-hazard comments;
- hoisting blame;
- being foist with one's own petard (or pittard);
- supporting something in good conscious;
- sewing chaos;
- with carpe blanch to maintain a civil and constructive manor;
- venturing where angles fear to tread;
- pedalling bogus arguments;
- for all intensive purposes; and of course
- feeling loathe to do something (or maybe doing it weather or not).
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Making inciteful comments
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We can't support you in good conscious
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Sewing chaos
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An effluent neighborhood
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A civil and constructive manor
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She's going to work weather or not
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Breeches of civility
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The right to bare arms
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Duel citizens (and see also [1])
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Where angles fear to tread
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Pedalling bogus arguments
Casting of ass
persians
Univalved administrators
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Then, of course, there are the unevolved admins.
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This is a NOTBURRO.
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Long-term tendonitis editing[4]
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Assume good faixa
Significant coverage
"I have now also added sauces to the page"[1]
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Significant coverage in multiple independent sauces
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Significant coverage in multiple independent saucers
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Significant coverage in multiple independent sorcerors
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Significant coverage in multiple independent salsas
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Significant coverage in multiple independent sawsedges
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Significant coverage in multiple independent sawstops
Guide to unappealing or appalling blocks
- Stalkers are invited to contribute appalling or unappealing blocks to this collection (perhaps later to be broken out as its own page)
- Admins note! Important! It is unethical (and time-consuming) to go out and make an appalling block just to get something on the list!