Will Buckley (journalist)

Will "BBC" Buckley
Education	Nursery School only
Culinary career
Cooking style	Reggae
Television show(s) How do you solve a problem like Johnny Vaughan, Buckle My Shoe

Will 'The Buckle Buck' Buckley is a sports writer as well as appearing on numerous radio programmes including the upcoming BBC4 documentary 'Buckle My Shoe' which will chart the history of footwear through the ages (ironic as he never wears shoes). He is reportedly due to confirm his engagement to the BBC early in April 2010 with a Christmas White wedding being planned For July with Greg Brady and Gail Emms as Bridesmaid and Best Man respectively, Martin Kelner will he hosting the afterparty with special guests Ian Stone, Austin Healey and Paul Sinha.

There is no chin beneath Will Buckley's beard. Only another Will Buckley.

He has worked on the Express as well as the Observer. Other publications contributed towards include GQ, Maxim, FHM, Four-Four-Two, the Sunday Times and the Guardian.

Buckley was a member of the boyband East 17 in the 1980s; unfortunately this was before the rest of the band joined.

His appearances on television include shows such as Quizbowl, Newsnight and The Last Word, and he went into print in recent times with "The Man Who Hated Football" (Fourth Edition publishers), and has a new book based on his 'successful' appearances on the Radio 5 Live series Fighting Talk. His most memorable Fighting Talk appearance involved a confession that he loved listening to Stacey's Mom by Fountain of Wayne.

Will is The Stig as well as a legendary Ipswich Town fan and was once rumoured to be romantically linked with Delia Smith, who used to support Ipswich Town until she defected to the budgies - don't deny it again Delia we all have the picture of you with the Ipswich rosette. He is credited with bringing the rave scene to Norfolk, hosting an all night happy hardcore session in a field just south of Swaffham in 2002. 17 people were arrested and £23,000 of DJing equipment seized but Buckley escaped without charge after jumping into a waiting Honda Accord. He is also Osama Bin Laden in disguise, however he thinks that he will never be caught.

He is currently 7 wins in 7 years on the award winning alleged 'best show on radio' fighting talk and is currently appearing although not doing very well. It is also said that Will wore a suit for fighting talk on 20/03/2010 in an attempt to seduce the irish maestro to get his eigth win. On the 20/03/2010 edition of Fighting Talk, Buckley predicted that Flat Racing would die out within 'a few decades'. Will is rumoured to be "the one" to break Martin Kelners unblemishedness.

The funniest part of Will Buckley's body is his ankle. He has previously worked as Chief Earplug Preparer on Showaddywaddy's reunion tour of The Midlands in 1998. The tour inspired Buckley's comedy documentary: "ShowaddyBuckley: Saxing Lyrical", which was aired on British terrestrial television in 2001. A sequel, following his work with 80's Eurovision champs Bucks Fizz, has been commissioned and due to be aired in 2011 titled 'Buckleys Fizz' (coincidentally the same name he gives to his man excretion).

Will Buckley invented the rubber sheet. Twice.

He once raced a tortoise through London, amazingly, the tortoise won.

He once tried to buy Lincoln City FC, although he was outbid by John Rawling, who went on to own Lincolnshire.

Will Buckley insists he does not eat rabbits but there have been multiple incidents of rabbit eating captured on film and posted on YouTube. He is reputed to be under investigation by the militant branch of the RSPCA.

Will Buckley is entering the next Grand National with Martin Bayfield dressed as a panto horse.

Will Buckley briefly held the world record for the largest tomato until it was discovered that he had pumped it up with helium as a greenhouse was spotted hovering over Chesterfield. It was then shot down by the RAF in an act that the Chinese government said was "deplorable". This led to a diplomatic incident that led to trade stoppages and almost the start of World War III.

He appeared in the 1984 film Police Academy where he played the prostitute friend of Mahoney played by Steve Guttenberg (He beat Fellow FT Panellist Eleanor Oldroyd to the Role.)

Rumours that Will Buckley is a direct descendant of Lady Jane Grey are entirely false.

Will Buckley is currently being held responsible for all the unsolved crimes in the UK.

Will Buckley is sickened by Ian Stone's sycophantic nature.

Will Buckley has five stars tattooed on his arm which represent the number of times he's had sex. With a lady.

Will Buckley did not win Fighting Talk this week.

Will Buckley was secretly recorded unleashing an "expletive ridden tirade" at a hapless sound technician during a Fighting Talk pre-record. The controversial soundbite received over 40 million Youtube hits within 24 hours.

He is rumored to be entering the General Election as an independent party, representing the Irish, the Smokers and anyone who used to or still does own a big house in the country.

It is rumoured that at the last world cup he had a fling with most of the WAG's, hence he cares about them being at the next world cup, it is also rumoured that he trained Vernon Kay, John Terry and Ashley Cole, but he was furious's with them being caught as he feels it damages his reputation within the infidelity circles

Will Buckley disconnects from Xbox Live when losing by 2 or more goals on Fifa 10.

Will Buckley has a personalised number plate which says 8uck U

Well...

Star Trek

Will was famously an extra on the 2009 Star Trek movie. He famously offered Leonard Nimoy a pickle sandwich during a crucial stage of the filming procedure, causing him to be 'severely dressed down' by the director.

Important facts

Worshipped as a minor deity on some South Sea islands and still illegal in 13 states. He is currently facing extradition to Eritrea after an unknown incident.

Will famously had an affair three way affir with Claire Balding and Austin Healy

Bibliography

• The Man Who Hated Football
• Who Cares Who Wins - The SAS The Final Cash
• Fighting Talk
• What's it all for?
• Saxing Lyrical: A Tour of Duty