Wikipedia:What Would Jimbo Do?

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This page in a nutshell: An editor can be sure to Do The Right Thing, by always asking, "What Would Jimbo Do?"

It can sometimes be hard to decide what is right for an editor to do. Fortunately there is a simple answer.

What Would Jimbo Do?

Asking this question can instantly clarify the Right Thing to do.

History

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Originally, this saying was attributed to a less infallible deity.^[1] However, the collective research of WikiScholars over the passage of time has allowed this error to be corrected.

Things Jimbo does

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Based on reliable sources Jimbo is confirmed as doing, at least, the following things:

Has a beard
Smiles
~~Gets enlightened~~ Pretends to get enlightened (as a result of diabolical inspiration, earlier versions of this article blasphemed by implying that He could get more enlightened than He already is, thereby absurdly implying that he^[2] He was not already perfect in every respect)^[1]
Meets girls
Meets guys
~~Meets God~~ Generously condescends to meet lesser deities^[1]
Joins religious sects dedicated to the ~~Flying Spaghetti Monster~~ Invisible Pink Unicorn
Does primate impressions
Sings "Nessun dorma"
Models for knitwear catalogs
Demonstrates the recommended dress code when climbing the Reichstag to try to gain an advantage in a content dispute.
Wields a sceptre
Appears in hazy messianic visions
Stars in the upcoming Wikipedia movie

Interpreting the mysteries of Jimbo's words is sometimes more difficult than pondering his pictures, but Jimmudic scholars have dedicated their lives to this subtle art.

References

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^ ^a ^b ^c Irrefutable proof of Jimbo's divinity has been shown to be a logical corollary of Brendan Glacken's proof of the existence of God.
^ (Oops, I've just crossed out yet more blasphemy, in the perhaps vain hope that the Supreme Cabal will thus take pity on this unworthy sinner and spare me from ~~its ultimate punishment~~ (Oops, somebody forgot there are no punishments in Wikipedia ) its ultimate sanction)

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