Wikipedia:Editing under the influence

Editing Under the Influence refers to editing while not in one's usual state of mind. This can obviously have a variety of meanings but results in an editor reviewing their edits on the next day and universally proclaiming "I wrote that?" and back-tracking to amend their pronouncements of the prior eve. (The first and bolded twenty-two reasons are from the original page.)

These edits may occur as the result of:

• Please add reasons: To be fair, please add your reason/contribution at the end of the list. If you are reading this then you maybe are suffering maybe paranoia perhaps (or not) ...

1. Extreme emotional or giddy disturbance.
2. An intense desire to get away from the family right now.
3. An enlightenment as the result of too much acetaminophen.
4. An excuse to escape from what needs to be done tonight.
5. Don't bother me, this is important.
6. That last glass of wine made me see things so much more clearly.
7. I finally figured out what to say to Jimbo to make him respond.
8. Time's running out, I better finish, Im late for....
9. Too late to go to bed anyway so I may as well WP for a while.
10. If I look like this is important & intense they they wont bother me.
11. Hmmm, TV sucks tonight, I think I'll make the internet not suck, (Ooooh).
12. I'll just keep typing and someday they'll thank me.
13. I'm tired, hungry, and thirsty, but 2,500,000 is right around the corner.
14. I completely forgot to write that thing that I came to write!
15. I read about the Wikipedia widow thing and that's definitely not me.
16. I NEED TO WRITE, RIGHT NOW. Sorry, I NEED TO WRITE, RIGHT NOW. Sorry again, but I NEED TO SAY THIS RIGHT NOW.
17. I have to keep writing, it's for my kid's future for God's sake.
18. I'll need to tell everyone tomorrow what I did for mankind tonight.
19. I'll show that user Raul that he's ....he's... well...well he knows it all (and he does).
20. I came on online to tune my guitar but then... geesh!
21. Influence? influence? Who me? No way man. I'm definitely not influenced by nobody, ya hear?
22. I can do this because I'm gonna make him an offer that he can't refuse.
23. Nostalgia. Haha! One year ago to this date I created a hoax. This means I broke the Wikisystem. But I'm not going to tell you people what it is. Keep you guessing. It amuses me when people can't find what they're looking for.
24. I didn't say that! I thought I was logged into my sockpuppet's account. I mean, I haven't got a sockpuppet. Dammit, it must have been my little brother editing while I was temporarily away for a small period of time, volunteering down at the local childrens' hospice.
25. Must. Defame. Political. Rival. Using popular open-source encyclopedia.
26. Woops, thought I was playing Counter Strike. Thought the edit summary box was a zombie (Which this editor assumes they have on Counter Strike)
27. I have to edit Wikipedia, it is part of my community service
28. I couldn't get laid tonight. Again. Damn!
29. The Wiki Vandalization group forced me too, I'm sorry
30. To state the fact the wikipedia is infact hell WP:WikiHell
31. Because I got Rick Rolled
32. Because something surprising has happened
33. Because The cola I was drinking ended all over my fucking keyboard
34. To say my math and english teacher are cunts
35. the internet is for porn
36. I express myself so much more clearly, and without hesitation, after I've had a little. And after a couple more, I'm not afraid of any of you!
37. Since no one else said it, I'll just go ahead and say it flat out:
38. Cause I'm f&&&ing wasted after 10 shots at home...
39. Must....not...kill....kittens....
40. Because I typed [] around a word, instead of [[]], and I found something else to edit
41. Because FCK beat our shit AGAIN.
42. ....
43. Because I'm bored with my job, and I'm editing while giving the illusion that I'm working on my TPS reports.
44. My OPINION is NEVER wrong!
45. Wikipedia is my only friend
46. That was so not WP:POINT, see? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha see?
47. Oh, that? That was an old sandbox test!
48. Grr! I punched the keyboard and accedentally pressed the reload button!
49. My cat did its business on the keyboard, and I had to clean it up, and I saved it.
50. Sorry, I spilt water on the keeybopard annd nowe Io Can';tr rtype prt4op[3erly65t! Ar4r3ggh!`3#@ AaahhaAAAAAAAAAHa!
51. Sorry, I was typing something to make myself laugh and I saved it.
52. Oops! I was trying to do a new paragraph and my keyboard
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53. I was in a hurry and someone was at the door so I had to save but ill finis tomor—.
54. Geneva's kittens (Muqtadir & Maleki) are so cute... Is that POV?
55. Well, read it!
56. I tried to sign but I failed to hold the shift key. ~```
57. I did to make you laugh!
58. A silly edit, that is --Yoda.
59. My friend humped the keyboard and saved it. yg7y ughb6 ynjhu6 nhbyj6 n6u njuhby6 njuhb76t yhug6t yuh6gt7 67t 66 t6 u 8.
60. Sorry, I was typing numbers and forgot I was holding the alt key and *?靱惴?0)P▍鲝.
61. Oops, I logged in as User:Example.
62. I had to edit. If I didn't, what would your hamster say?
63. I wrote that??? No, that was definitely my sockpuppet.
64. I did it because your face.
65. Um, An airplane crashed on the servers and it sent signals that modified my letters?
66. The makes no sense! Of the is argh!
67. Reason = Reason
68. Err, my face's dick got stuck.
69. Sorry, Homer Simpson farted, and it smelled of donuts, and I typed in donutdonutdonuts and he pressed save.
70. Oops! I was being an afbghalskdhghaldjahflkdflfwofncoe.
71. It was too hard not to.
72. All your edits are belong to us.
73. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy .. or something.
74. I was drunk.
75. llExcuse (ITHOUGHTIWAS,PLAYING_SECONDLIFE,SCRIPTING)
76. It must have been my evil twin!!
77. bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
78. If the screen appears to be moving, do not be intarnetting. You'll get vomit in the series of tubes
79. I think all the Care Bears would kiss me if i did that bad edit and saved.Yay,caring!
80. I trusted the unicorns! Never trust the unicorns!!!
81. My spoon! is too big. My...spoon, is too big! I am a BANANA!
82. The.
83. Nah, it's not that hard to remember nordostersjokustartilleriflygspanningssimulatoranlaggningsmaterielunderhallsuppfoljningssystemdiskussionssinlaggsforberedelsearbeten with accents!
84. Wikipedi-yeah! Yeah!
85. <eternal laugh>
86. Someday, AKA 300 years from now, Wikipedia will be innundated by global warming.
87. Wahhh! Bring BJAODN back!!!
88. Sex. Stop! Sex. STOP! Sex. STOP!!!
89. Rolling on floor laughing my ass off out loud
90. Hey! That's my quote! You copied!
91. My hill! MY HILL! MYYYYYYYYYYYY HILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
92. Ho ho ho! Merry editness!
93. Quit plagarising from Wikipedia to Wikipedia! I command you!
94. Ejjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj!
95. What the breast? Your face!
96. BRAINFART!!!
97. Oops, I ate too much and diarrhead on the keyboard!
98. Eek, SNOW IN TORONTO!!!
99. Welcome to the Wikipedia report. Blah blah blah blah blah!
100. Petey says, Aeee! Aeee!
101. Oh no! MY KEYBOard IS ON STICKykeys!
102. The beaver sat and farted on the mushroom which is also brown and smells like body carrot.
103. Eww! Dody odour! EWW!!!
104. My article is too short! Mush edit!
105. Oink! Baa! Neigh! Woof! Moo! Ahooou!
106. Look it's Santa! Let's go to bed!
107. Yo momma uses half-finished sentences so often, that she-
108. Yo momma so wide, the world fell in her vagina!
109. Yo momma so fat, she collapsed under her own weight.
110. Yarrrrrrgh!
111. Me goo goo! Me goo goo!
112. Where's my wiki-refund?
113. Sorry, I was practicing for Who Wants To Be A Millionare, and I read a million articles! My eyes!
114. GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
115. Hey, quit stealing my quote! Argh!
116. Ow!!! MY BALLS!!!
117. That's cuz my keyboard spat on me!
118. POP! Goes perfection!
119. I was editting so I can get 100 demerit points. WTF is a demerit point?
120. STFU now!!!
121. Blitiggytaargen, blatz yef nigvent naff, yaa gom jaek gootew!
122. 是我的网站!
123. BIG!
124. Welcome to the sandbox. But it did say it was for sexual experiments!!!
125. Let's visit F*cking! NOW!!!
126. Wow, I learned about Wikipedia on Wikipedia, so I had to edit edit.
127. Had had had had had had, buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalos, that that, that that that, that THAT, that, that THAT that, That, that that that thats that!!!
128. Why? Because because.
129. I had to fix the unnacceptable gramatical error, so I added FIX THIS NOW!!!
130. Eww!!! Strobe light! AAAhaAhaAAAaaaAAaaAaaaaaaaAAAAAaaa, aaaaaahaaaaaaaA, AaAAAAAAaa A AAAAA aaa AA aAaaAa AAA!
131. AAAAAAAA, AAAA, AAA AAAAA A AAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAA!
132. Wikipedia is not uncyclopedia, so why have it?
133. Well, it told me to vandalise chicken!
134. *YAWN*, the article was boring.
135. Oops, I was stuck on cAPS lOCK!
136. Hey, It's MY article, so I signed it!
137. You told me to! Yes you did!
138. Huh? Wasn't pahoehoe a soup? Ow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
139. Huh? I thought Wikipedia was a hurricane, so I added it!
140. Staring contest! ...Okay, Wikipedia wins, oww my eyes!
141. Ellway, Iway eallyray inkthat erethay ouldshay ebay away Igpay Atinlay Ikipediaway!
142. I found Wikipedia's hole! No wait, that's just hole.
143. Colorless Green Ideas Sleep Furiously!
144. Sorry, but someone invited me to their house, and I couldn't control their vandalism.
145. ONLY ONE BALL PER GAME! PERIOD PERIOD PERIOD!!!
146. What came first, the Wikipedia or the Jimmy?
147. g2g, I had to go, and-
148. I wanted to come up with better reasons than reasons 71-137
149. KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
150. Lissen up, you fuckers. Yeah, Im drunk, but I like being drunk..I DONT havve a prbolem. now let me edit or im calling my lawyer
151. I didn't know it was an encyclopedia that on the internet,i thought it was a Plaver vs. Environment video game !!!!!!!!11111
152. Furthermore,
153. You mean this isn't uncyclopedia?
154. I donated, that means I can do what I want!
155. That's enough edits. Ed.
156. Ignoring what Ed just said
157. Confusing the local Wikipedia's language with Perl or (heaven forbid) brainfuck.
158. Magic fluffyful kittens with cutefulnesses and much neologisms and improperful grammar
159. You may act highly illogical, which would disturb the Vulcans, and then James T. Kirk wouldn't want to go out with you because his friend is a Vulcan.
160. Sorry, but this page sucked me right in! Yay, humiliating!
161. cunt stop editting.
162. You'll edit soo fast, that Jimmy Wales will sloooow dooown, and you'll say "F*** you" and kick him in the face with your ENERGY LEGS! (PowerThirst)
163. This page may contain joke theivery. Please see your hymen for details.
164. This reason may contradict itself. Please notify notify.
165. He hee he he he ha ha he he HA HA HOIK!
166. This PAAAAAAGE!!!!!!! Is SOOOOOOOOOOOO! IrresiSTAAAAAABLE!!!!!
167. I'm busy, I'm very busy, but guess what, I have to edit this page and procrastinate on what I'm supposed to be doing! Muahahaha!
168. This list is incomplete. You MUST expand it! (a charge of 99¢ per second applies)
169. Favourite number? NUMBERWANG! (Equals 8.4)
170. Est'ce que je peux aller au la toilette de fontaine de Wikipédia? Absolutement!
171. A horse had a pail, and inside was a bale of hay. The horse ate the pail, and the bale, went stale!
172. "What's in that case?" The Policeman asked. "Your face", the figure spoke. Astonished, the policeman backed away. His face fell off and landed in the breifcase. "That's the first time this week!" the figure remarked. He went to the top of Peace Tower in Ottawa to place the face, and it spread across the world in grey goo!
173. Reason: F***ing unfunny.
174. Spongebob has 13 fingers. How many fingers are on each hand?
175. Oh, so we get to use red for speedies now? In that case, Speedy Delete
176. Tis the season to be wiki, fa la la la la, la la LA LA!
177. {{helpme}}
178. What if everything you've ever editted came in a ROCKET CAN?
179. Take your coat on off into the sea where the whale who speaks borg came to me!
180. EUI: Facedown to destiny
181. Bye hello.
182. Ring around the wiki, a computer full of edit, a summary, a summary, we all log in.
183. Gong!
184. Day 1: Pour the poo of Globe Ness into the oil slick of 47th vagina regiment moat dyke!
185. Argh! Your userpage has got the dingies!
186. Content that violates any of your face will be peed. Encyclopedic content must be pwned. You agree to eat all the pie on our floor.
187. In all, of the glory, came on once more, and YOU, in the story, will want to read more, but ONCE, you will remember, the larginy, of philisophical methionylarginylglutaminyl- NEXT!
188. A digitawhabitit? Huh?
189. Crap! You ruined my optics AND my face! Go mess up some other dimention's thingy thong! With that, the black hole came into the author's throat and gave me a *cough* *cough*!!!!!!!!!
190. The dragon, now wearing a tiara, went to live on the mountain with Albert and Gilgamesh, and edits wikipedia for the 100th time.
191. REDIRECT Wikipedia:EUI
192. You have absorbed too much silliwordanicism. It is now safe to turn off your computer.
193. I must go once more! Hey!
194. I heard an electric fence sing Can't Touch This and I went to slap it so it would stop but I got electricuted and the electricity moved my hand uncontrollably,even though I tried pulling it away!!!!!
195. I'm far too shy to edit something as big and glossy as Wikipedia untl I'v had atleast 12 beerss. Adn som Teqila
196. randooooooooom!!!!!!!!!!
197. I like potatoes.
198. Oh,ok.
199. I like the word "save"
200. This page is a parodox. Thus this reason is a parodox. But this reason is not a parodox. Thus this page is an oxymoron of itself. Which contradicts itself. Which contradicts itself further.
201. This page has a personality disorder. Deal with it.
202. If this page is called editting under the influence, then this page is editing itself under the influence. Thus this page is drunk. But pages cannot drink. So this page is not drunk. So it contradicts itself. But it cannot contradict itself. Which contradicts itself further. Which makes this a contradiction. But there cannot be a contradiction. So this is a contradiction.
203. You go see lah.
204. Intentionally Blank reason.
205. This page costs money. The price is $0.00. Thus this page does not cost money. However, there are Internet fees. So this page does not cost money. But this page is information. Information cannot be destroyed. Thus it is infiite-reaching. Thus you can read this page without paying money. But this page costs money. Which contradicts itself.
206. #################################################################
207. This reason does not contradict itself. I am lying. But that means I am lying about lying. So I'm not lying. Which means this reason does not contradict itelf. But I am lying, so this page does contradict itself. Which means it embeds itself within your brain forever. Because information cannot be destroyed. But I am lying, so it can be destroyed. But that, contradicts itself.
208. This reason does not exist.
209. ~!@#$%^&*()_+
210. Eyesore. Eww.
211. Bacon-egg-lettuce-chocolate-honey-syrup-banana-cream-carrot-tomato-rice-wood-water-milk-tea-shampoo-plastic-earwax-soap-gum-flavoured ice cream! Yay!
212. [ top ]
213. Do you not read this page?
214. Now in three amazing flavours, including electricity, article, and ... Jimmy Wales!
215. This page is already in half.
216. The page forms a real image behind your eyes. Thus it can be placed on a screen. But it is already on a screen, th one in your computer...
217. Please ignore all reasons. Including this one.
218. Editing, editing...GO TO BED!
219. Attempts at "advant garde" articles.
220. The inability to figure out what "potatoes 4re co0l" means.
221. Listing to Ievan Polkka 200+ times
222. In "Yoda-speak writing an article, not allowed is.
223. Laughing at self. You are an elf.
224. Wikipedia is a contraceptive???
225. Welcome to Condom. You may visit the Bishop of Condom, the City Hall of Condom, or the Church of Condom.
226. Options: Open my orgasm delete my orgasm replace my orgasm edit my orgasm discuss my orgasm save my orgasm protect my orgasm unzip my orgasm paint my orgasm start my orgasm run my orgasm sign my orgasm move my orgasm compress my orgasm cut my orgasm rename my orgasm close my orgasm send my orgasm recieve my orgasm draft my orgasm upload my orgasm download my orgasm tag my orgasm modify my orgasm continue my orgasm fix my orgasm repair my orgasm translate my orgasm link my orgasm message my orgasm remove my orgasm add my orgasm favourite my orgasm shortcut my orgasm backup my orgasm categorise my orgasm cite my orgasm extend my orgasm scroll my orgasm license my orgasm print my orgasm shutdown my orgasm restart my orgasm reboot my orgasm...
227. You have opened a page which does not exist. Please open this page to continue.
228. Keyboard not found! Press any key to continue...
229. You are formally entitled to kick this page.
230. YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
231. Let! Reserve!
232. Return my bag this instant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
233. Sa se zanmi mwen.
234. Do you exist?
235. You are such a!
236. File - edit - view - favorite - tools - help
237. Sign in. YAY! My Michelle!
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240. Your wiki is showing.
241. Eat summary (Breifly describe the porno you have made)
242. IP address- 0.0.0.0
243. To please. To must. To can. To ing. To is. To went.
244. If you do not edit this page, you will have to edit this page.
245. Randomness prevails. Do you want to go eat food?
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247. Time ends here
248. .
     
249. DO. DI. DP. DL. DK.
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258. I invented your, thus your is my.
259. Oy vey iz mir, donc je suis.
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282. Wikipedia exists.[sic]
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290. *Yes-no*? Can you *repeat the question*?
291. This page has an IQ of -∞
292. Screw up table.
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301. Lack of inner light.
302. Too much guilty bananas.
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307. Moved Wikipedia to COMPUTER?????????
     
308. This page is a sandwich. MUNCH!
     
309. Wikipedia poop:Where there's wikis,there's edits.
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311. 48 Kilobytes is too long for a Wiki
312. Sometimes, I wonder at night: Is their a Wikipedia God?
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314. I tried to earmark this page, but I ended up breaking the corner of my display
315. Keyboard is Disconnected! Press any key to continue.
316. There is no any key!
317. That's Numberwang!
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320. No no, ŁǖçèåñðųķЗώ did it, not me.
321. Oy vey iz mir, sex iz here!
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327. Your face turns people into stone. Medusa actually didn't become that ugly until the next zodiac passed. We are now in the age of Pisces entering into the age of Aquarius which is when sea level rise causes flooding.
328. <walmart>It's true!</walmart>
329. Hargunit, baaf you blitfuc la sexu, gnnr fgart kaka!
330. D is for lysdexia.
331. Question Invalid. Now Shutting Off.
332. STUPID>>>>>>>
333. More insertion of supreme media retardedness.
334. We are plæsed to be joining encyclopædia Britanica.
335. Oww, your make sense SENSE! no migraine no EXIST! only NATURAL to BE the is IS IS IS!!!!!!!! and then, the cow farted, in this , YES THIS DOES MAKE SENSE< IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE, delich, gyyr bnnnnnn.
336. The influence does not exist!!!
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339. ????
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342. Are you like, five years old.
343. SANDBOXING! ROUND ONE! eggs! no fair! your the cheat! Hrung but is! Kaanjisilijuaaq
344. VEIN *(^-^)~
345. How would you feel if a section of Wikipedia broke off and kingdom ga, extinbu, allocatei, unsi En! Salve!
346. Salivationpaedia? U@@@@@@@@@
347. <none></none>
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355. OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!
356. Got you didn't I?
357. .sdrawkcab s'ti nehw reinnuf si gnihtyrevE
358. Should I nominate red link for deletion review?
359. THERE IS A FLYING POTATO FROM MARS OUTSIDE. It will be towed now.
360. There's no food left in the house! I'd starve because I haven't gone grocery shopping since RickK left. Wait, I got it! I'll subsist off of Rich Farmbrough's edits. There's plenty to go around.
361. you shortened MY page! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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362. Here comes hairy back...
363. There is a, your a, indeed. YES!
364. Am I eating? Of course I'm eating!
365. Ho ho ho! What a hoe! All right.
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367. Did you ... then went? Then yes?
368. ¡Bahasa Melayu!
369. THERE IS NO INFLUENCE. YOU HAVE BEEN SEIZED BY THE INQUISTION.
370. $Insertyourvaginahere.$
371. Watching convective thunderstorm cells pop up on the radar is FUN!!!
372. Uncyclopedia sucks Sophia's potatoes.
373. You can insult me, you can insult my userpage, but you can NOT insult my 1337^th edit!
374. This page is scarface. AAA! AN 80-ft SHARK IN ILlIMNA LAKE!
375. Finish the Finnish word. lentokonesuihkuturbiinimootoriapumekaanikoaliupseeriopilas..?
376. Hah, if every cryptid is a cryptid, then this page is a cryptid because its existence has not been proven!
377. PIANO PIANO PIANO!!!
378. Can you read it? YES YOU CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
379. Bergen ann Zee --> Bergen in sea?
380. The cake is a lie.
381. stop commiting nerdicide, geekicide, and dweebicide! It's illegal!
382. edit under MY REASONS, ANSWER IS YOUR TOP!
383. How come every question here ends in a nonsense? Because an eternity has un-passed since the first un-question was un-asked.
384. Oh, so that's where I saw the ways Wikipedia could fail about a year ago, on Rich Farmbrough's page!
385. [innuendoize this page]
386. If you ask for boob cream, do you get pudding?
387. Comet 73P/Schwatchmann-Watchmann 3 is returning! In several years!
388. ^{[citation not needed at all, and will never be needed, ever]}
389. before reason ends, citation needed begins.
390. Oh no! Wikimedia moved to San Francisco! Now I can't calculate its sea level rise innundation date!!!
391. Pick a number. Double it. Next add 10. Divide the result by 2. Subtract the number you started with. Your number is 5. It's easy. (zx + y)/z - x = y/z .
392. INFINITY CRISIS! MAN THE SHIP! LOAD THE POOPOOWAGON!
393. Room 100 - The loo - The John
394. now sending your clothes to \dev\null...complete.
395. The! You know what I'm talking about. It's THE thing that I would be talking about.
396. CMD.hackfile-insert code.zip\\\A745938286871185938696837683866473:::Insert illegal prime x1 -code alphab27697783968793gamma3839627f92d591 - backup>planner\\backdoor__download transition x_e_t_u_n insert hack||action=get.password/retrieve(AD3523awq6913906-file)source.code=invalid_paramaters'IP*0.0.0.1_insert//retrieve.code\insert action_retrieve download/bypass?htm.1/payment|filescan-invalid.code;albethw\\none.to.//retrieve;RMR-RAM-CPU-()|completion*status.major-file//corrupt"""message-parameter?1@3&nbsp|<head?insert>;;source code bypass=tor.proxy.network||status?10=action.px?title-function/C:\\.D:\\.E:\\|check code_status.message_bar//bypass|ABD-,NETWORK;simple-text-display-delete://coruptAllSystems\win.32|download.290.120.127.0\from file.bypass=action:KeeLoQ_insert:backfile.alphade346><status://transition|download..end_encryption<body>//?end%23&backfile.message-CMD.display.end=&action.repeat.end\\\\\
397. Yaeh, that's it, I'm listing red link, like this one, and The weather in London for deletion review.
398. I got the 'Beetus.
399. Somebody being wrong on the internet
400. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
401. .Um..............................................................................................................................................................mU. Palindromes rule!
402. Grr, I spent A WHOLE FORTY-FIVE MINUTES clearing out my unwanted cookies, then I accidentally undeleted them. I'M SO ANGRY!!!!!!!!
403. Long word puzzles are medium difficulty in the reaches of the upper atmosphere.
404. LIST!!!
405. This list may not, and I repeat not, be too long. It may not, and I repeat not, be helpful to split into pages of an article series. The community will not, and I repeat not, thank you for doing this.
406. Start spreading the poo
     I'm pooing today
     I want to be a part of it
     New Poo, New Poo
407. There's a feeling I call my orgy
     I've always wanted to share with you
     It's my condom and I'll never lose it
     I've always wanted to share with you
     We've been wanking for so long
     The world is waiting for our tho-ong!
     cum, cum, cum
     
408. One word, three letters: EWW!
409. Edit wiki|ikiw tidE
410. Entry, is too no make sense. REVERT!
411. NO I WILL NOT LEAVE THE COMPUTER!
412. ...bye.
414. It said,and, I quote, "The Wikipedia database is locked in unconstructive edit only mode."
415. I watched this video!
416. i maked u a lolwikipedea page but i dint deeleet it.
417. /b/, this is for you. -Anon
418. ????
419. PROFIT!
420. Bored at college during class with a wifi connecction
421. Misplaced horniness
422. Well fuck, that was boring, im off to edit.
423. Me so horny. Me fuck you long time solider.
424. Huge bats and manta rays coming out of the sky.
425. This isn't humor, its dead serious, I'll explain in the margin. (damnit, margin too small)
426. I ♥ this page!
427. IdranktoomuchcaffeineandnowIhavetoeditstuffonWikipedia
428. Contact buzz from Jimi Hendrix's Wikipedia page.
429. uuuuh, I know I edited the WP:EUI page, but I forgot which number it was
430. I hate you.
431. The Champion Cube told me to do it.
432. BadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerMUSHROOMMUSHROOM!!!
433. qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
434. In space, no-one can hear you edit...
435. Mooseburgers, $2 a pound!
436. Because I just lost The Game
437. Button-pushing monkeys
438. There's a transit strike, I'm bored and lonely because my girlfriend's 45-minute commute took four hours, and she just got home.
439. DSFARGEG
440. To avoid posting something you may regret later.
441. I'm drunk!  :-P
442. the amount of Dihydrogen Monoxide I consume is getting to me.
443. spacebar
444. asdfjkl; is the coolest site eva!!!
445. Eating fish involves castration
446. I actually took the time to read all the reasons above then post my own...

See also

• Wikipedia:No angry mastodons