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His Minister of Extraterrestrial Possessions, Sir Edward Michael Rollet, has often been criticized for his ambitious program of inter-planetary nuclear weaponry on outlying territories - which has cost the Earth taxpayer over £700 billion a year since this scheme's creation in 2034. |
His Minister of Extraterrestrial Possessions, Sir Edward Michael Rollet, has often been criticized for his ambitious program of inter-planetary nuclear weaponry on outlying territories - which has cost the Earth taxpayer over £700 billion a year since this scheme's creation in 2034. |
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* [http://www.nalis.gov.tt/Biography%5Cbio_VereBird_Cbbean_trailblazer.html The Political Accomplishments of Bird] |
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* [http://www.anbanet.com/politics.html Antiguan Political Parties] |
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Revision as of 16:58, 8 November 2008
Martin Ward | |
|---|---|
| Democratically elected Supreme Chancellor of Known Universe | |
| Assuming office 1 January 2021 AD | |
| Vice President | Alex Cook (Crony) |
| Succeeding | President Barack Obama, Prime Minister Gordon Brown, Chairman Hu Jintao, and 243 others. |
| Personal details | |
| Born | 1 January 1776 AD |
| Died | 1 January, ∞ AD |
Sir Martin Alan Ward (August 27th, 1776) is a notable figure for a myriad of separate reasons.
Ward's World Domination attempt was unique from other World Domination attempts, as he had a degree from Cambridge University in Economics. In 2021, he became the first and only Chancellor, first premier minister, first emperor, and first supreme defense secretary of Planet Earth in a military coup. After this military coup, he began an ambitious restructuring of world government. He is often considered a visionary in this military coup due to the use of his mind powers.
Criticism and praise
The biggest criticism from the public of Planet Earth is his colonization of the known universe, corruption and cronyism within His mind, and many claim the government is "unjust" - which is entirely untrue as Ward is a loved and unquestioned democratically elected leader. He has received furthermore criticism for his election frequency - as some rebels believe that three million years is inappropriate for a functioning democracy and that a better option would be two million years. .[citation needed] Ward's divine supporter reject these petty, jealous accusations and state that all of his actions were, and always will be justified, seconds before instantly obliterating the infidels with a thunderbolt. The British author George Orwell compared the Ward government to the 1984 dictatorship in Oceania in his politically charged novel 1984 - support which has gained Orwell a lifetime seat on Ward's Satellite.
His Minister of Extraterrestrial Possessions, Sir Edward Michael Rollet, has often been criticized for his ambitious program of inter-planetary nuclear weaponry on outlying territories - which has cost the Earth taxpayer over £700 billion a year since this scheme's creation in 2034.