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How it came to be

in the 19th century Drollz rugby a mentally impaired atheist went on discovering "true sports" which is the name of his book. He goes on to talk about the absurd form of style of the game "soccer" so he decided to create something a little more simplistic, and something a mentally challenged man could play. Drollz, being over enthusiastic about the new sport started to wonder how an average overgrown man could play such a sport.

Drollz first started with inventing a set of rules for the challenged man. the rules went on like this:

The Laws of the Rugby: 1. RUN 2.TACKLE 3.KICK 4. to be decided...

please with himself Drollz decided on naming this glorious and skill-less sport RUGBY, of course named after himself. one day Drollz was picking ideas on how to set up the field, he sought help from his friends at the instability section at the hospital range. their amongst his brilliant friends was 2 idea Freddy. now 2 idea Freddy inspired Drollz, infact he was the reason Drollz created the sport, for people like 2 idea Freddy, because he found it unbearable to find people like him who couldnt play any other sport, so he got the 2 ideas (Charge and Tackle) and added 1 more so he didn't strain Freddy's brain, it was the kick. This is how rugby was born.

Now as time went on people found the game point's system to be unfair, as running and tackling people was fun but not fun enough. So one day in Drollz old age he came up with a brainstorm of ideas, 1. was the idea of a pitch and goals. 2. was the idea of a demented ball, the same shape as his brain. and finally, TEAMS! Now that they were all organised the very first teams of the new founded retard game started to play and make the rules as they went on. The day was perfect, overcast with a touch of wind and the smell of a couple beers and behavioral pills for the players. Now they ended up figuring out the point system (putting the ball over the line, WITHOUT the ball leaving the hands). but they still were a bit confused because all they did was yell when they put the ball down.

THE NEW DEVELOPED IDEAS OF RUGBY: 1.Run 2.Kick 3.Tackle [below the neck] 4.to defend your teammates jump on each other so it looks like an orgy 5. Call soccer gay when someone comes up to you and says rugby was made by a mentally impaired man 6.you must have the same 2 ideas as Freddy 7. Score, its good 8. umm i forgotz to remember the rest. :(

Soon after when the sun started to sleep 2 idea Freddy had a stroke because of a brain overload, but strangely enough it was when his team-mate put the ball down over the line. The words that came out of his mouth were TRY TRY TRY. and from then on to commemorate 2 idea Freddy all the impaired boys that play rugby today scream Try after they put the ball over the line in rugby!

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