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Team Touchdown

Team Touchdown is an under 14 indoor soccer team from Newcastle, NSW. The team is made up of 8 players from Merewether High School. With a great start to the trials, the team had a bit of a stumble at the start of the season, things seem to be getting better. With the L33t Poodlez being removed from the competition due to an over amount of forfeiting there are now 5 competitive teams in the Division 1 competition. The recent post-win celebration is where the team squats and announce the team name "TEAM TOUCHDOWN".

Origins

Upon lengthy discussions about organisation, the team's Captain, formerly known as Count Rumford, set to work about setting up the team. A discussion between the Count and Swervy brought up several good name ideas. Originally the team was to be called the "Douglas Crew" but was later changed to "Team Touchdown" simply for preference.

Player Bios

1. Beau McEvoy- He is the goalie from hell. His height and armspan make him the ultimate shot stopper. 2. Luke "da Big Brown Bear" Brouwer- The man of steel. With his strong tackle and high agility, hes the defender who you don’t want to come up against. Touchdown. 3. Angus "Count Rumford" Douglas- He is the skillster with the tricks. With over 8 years of experience, there is no stopping him. Or his tricks. Team Captain. Angus is famed for doing naughty things on pitch. He is currently on the run from the Feds leaders, Kate Frizza & Murray Gooch, due to 3928 counts of public indecency. 4. Connor Buckley- 1 word comes to mind when you think of this rugby league forward. Ouch. With the aggresion shown on his face, you don’t want to mess with this guy. 5. Andrew "Horse" Macleod- He may look small but looks can be deceiving when it comes to this style of football. With a wicked shot and a great dive, hes a great little addition to any team. 6. Callum "Cal" Walker- This cricketer sure knows how to play some serious soccer. Wherever you put him on the field hes sure to make an impact whether its blocking defenders or setting up the goals. 7. Mark "Swervy" Bowes- The speedster of the team, he can play anywhere on the pitch. This kid is unstoppable when it comes to chasing down the ball and shooting. His "spastic colon" style of playing keeps opponents guessing and laughing. Well known for his atomic diarrhoea. Often heard saying "Damn son, you got swerv'd." He is Vice Captain for Team Touchdown also a major player in Newcastle's seedy underbelly. Recently ran for American Presidency. 8. Dean "Deano" Barrie- Give him the ball and he'll create something. Give him the ball in front of goal and he may well score. With shots coming from both his left and right foot, he’s versatile when it comes to scoring. He's not striker for nothing. He also loves scoring.

Team Tactics

The team has a number of tactics, that number being 57. Their four main tactics are: 1. The 3 Man Net Play: A move that starts with a backheel by Mark to Angus, who puts it down the right wing to Cal while the rest of the team cheers in a loud and offensive fashion. Cal then either shoots or lays it off for Mark or Angus 2. The Screamer Luke or Connor boots it up the middle, to Dean who shoots 3. The Floater Angus runs it from the kick off, attempting a "Taste My Pain" (a move in which the ball is held in his heels then thrown over his head while performing a forward roll) 4. Two in The Back A play where all available players run to the attacking half minus 2 players who stay back 5. The back-heel-slamdown Mark vaults himself up on to his hands and kicks it with his back heel thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. So far it has scored 27 goals in 3 minutes. 6. The Boston Steamer Mark takes a **** then eats some **** while **** ****** Angus does a *** in a Hoagie, then *** and while the ****** and then Cal ***** ** ***** ********** and Dean scores 7. The Motown Ho-down Angus removes all his clothes and then performs a provocative and sensual dance 8. The Wroobs A very, very, very bad move. Never to be repeated One of the less well known moves is The Rotor. It begins with Angus screaming a swear word that can not be shown on this website, and while the ref is distracted, Connor starts a fight. In the midst of the carnage, Dean picks up Andrew and swings him around his head a few times, then throws him at the oppositions goalie. This causes Andrew serious bodily harm, but leaves the goal open. Cal then shoots and scores. Mark then "marks" his territory on the court thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. Then Matt Egan comes on the pitch an urinates in the referees eye, then accepts someone else's award. Mr McDonald then pulls off his mustache, and drives off a cliff

Charity Work

After every game the team gives a percentage of their current fundng to charity. That percentage is 0. However if they win by more than 2 goals they give three times that much. That percentage is 0.

Games

Milff 4-1 Team Touchdown (MB) L33t Poodlez 11-4 Team Touchdown (AM, AD, DB, MB) Richard 4-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2) Shoesberry FC 1-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2)

Upcoming Match

5.00pm against Big Bad Bumble Bees Court 9

Other Teams

Other teams in their division are: 1. Richard 2. Big Bad Bumblebees 3. Shoesberry FC 4. M.I.L.F.F. The L33t Poodlez have been disqualified for not showing up to enough games.

References==== Team Touchdown

Team Touchdown is an under 14 indoor soccer team from Newcastle, NSW. The team is made up of 8 players from Merewether High School. With a great start to the trials, the team had a bit of a stumble at the start of the season, things seem to be getting better. With the L33t Poodlez being removed from the competition due to an over amount of forfeiting there are now 5 competitive teams in the Division 1 competition. The recent post-win celebration is where the team squats and announce the team name "TEAM TOUCHDOWN".

Origins

Upon lengthy discussions about organisation, the team's Captain, formerly known as Count Rumford, set to work about setting up the team. A discussion between the Count and Swervy brought up several good name ideas. Originally the team was to be called the "Douglas Crew" but was later changed to "Team Touchdown" simply for preference.

Player Bios

1. Beau McEvoy- He is the goalie from hell. His height and armspan make him the ultimate shot stopper. 2. Luke "da Big Brown Bear" Brouwer- The man of steel. With his strong tackle and high agility, hes the defender who you don’t want to come up against. Touchdown. 3. Angus "Count Rumford" Douglas- He is the skillster with the tricks. With over 8 years of experience, there is no stopping him. Or his tricks. Team Captain. Angus is famed for doing naughty things on pitch. He is currently on the run from the Feds leaders, Kate Frizza & Murray Gooch, due to 3928 counts of public indecency. 4. Connor Buckley- 1 word comes to mind when you think of this rugby league forward. Ouch. With the aggresion shown on his face, you don’t want to mess with this guy. 5. Andrew "Horse" Macleod- He may look small but looks can be deceiving when it comes to this style of football. With a wicked shot and a great dive, hes a great little addition to any team. 6. Callum "Cal" Walker- This cricketer sure knows how to play some serious soccer. Wherever you put him on the field hes sure to make an impact whether its blocking defenders or setting up the goals. 7. Mark "Swervy" Bowes- The speedster of the team, he can play anywhere on the pitch. This kid is unstoppable when it comes to chasing down the ball and shooting. His "spastic colon" style of playing keeps opponents guessing and laughing. Well known for his atomic diarrhoea. Often heard saying "Damn son, you got swerv'd." He is Vice Captain for Team Touchdown also a major player in Newcastle's seedy underbelly. Recently ran for American Presidency. 8. Dean "Deano" Barrie- Give him the ball and he'll create something. Give him the ball in front of goal and he may well score. With shots coming from both his left and right foot, he’s versatile when it comes to scoring. He's not striker for nothing. He also loves scoring.

Team Tactics

The team has a number of tactics, that number being 57. Their four main tactics are: 1. The 3 Man Net Play: A move that starts with a backheel by Mark to Angus, who puts it down the right wing to Cal while the rest of the team cheers in a loud and offensive fashion. Cal then either shoots or lays it off for Mark or Angus 2. The Screamer Luke or Connor boots it up the middle, to Dean who shoots 3. The Floater Angus runs it from the kick off, attempting a "Taste My Pain" (a move in which the ball is held in his heels then thrown over his head while performing a forward roll) 4. Two in The Back A play where all available players run to the attacking half minus 2 players who stay back 5. The back-heel-slamdown Mark vaults himself up on to his hands and kicks it with his back heel thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. So far it has scored 27 goals in 3 minutes. 6. The Boston Steamer Mark takes a **** then eats some **** while **** ****** Angus does a *** in a Hoagie, then *** and while the ****** and then Cal ***** ** ***** ********** and Dean scores 7. The Motown Ho-down Angus removes all his clothes and then performs a provocative and sensual dance 8. The Wroobs A very, very, very bad move. Never to be repeated One of the less well known moves is The Rotor. It begins with Angus screaming a swear word that can not be shown on this website, and while the ref is distracted, Connor starts a fight. In the midst of the carnage, Dean picks up Andrew and swings him around his head a few times, then throws him at the oppositions goalie. This causes Andrew serious bodily harm, but leaves the goal open. Cal then shoots and scores. Mark then "marks" his territory on the court thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. Then Matt Egan comes on the pitch an urinates in the referees eye, then accepts someone else's award. Mr McDonald then pulls off his mustache, and drives off a cliff

Charity Work

After every game the team gives a percentage of their current fundng to charity. That percentage is 0. However if they win by more than 2 goals they give three times that much. That percentage is 0.

Games

Milff 4-1 Team Touchdown (MB) L33t Poodlez 11-4 Team Touchdown (AM, AD, DB, MB) Richard 4-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2) Shoesberry FC 1-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2)

Upcoming Match

5.00pm against Big Bad Bumble Bees Court 9

Other Teams

Other teams in their division are: 1. Richard 2. Big Bad Bumblebees 3. Shoesberry FC 4. M.I.L.F.F. The L33t Poodlez have been disqualified for not showing up to enough games.

References==== Team Touchdown

Team Touchdown is an under 14 indoor soccer team from Newcastle, NSW. The team is made up of 8 players from Merewether High School. With a great start to the trials, the team had a bit of a stumble at the start of the season, things seem to be getting better. With the L33t Poodlez being removed from the competition due to an over amount of forfeiting there are now 5 competitive teams in the Division 1 competition. The recent post-win celebration is where the team squats and announce the team name "TEAM TOUCHDOWN".

Origins

Upon lengthy discussions about organisation, the team's Captain, formerly known as Count Rumford, set to work about setting up the team. A discussion between the Count and Swervy brought up several good name ideas. Originally the team was to be called the "Douglas Crew" but was later changed to "Team Touchdown" simply for preference.

Player Bios

1. Beau McEvoy- He is the goalie from hell. His height and armspan make him the ultimate shot stopper. 2. Luke "da Big Brown Bear" Brouwer- The man of steel. With his strong tackle and high agility, hes the defender who you don’t want to come up against. Touchdown. 3. Angus "Count Rumford" Douglas- He is the skillster with the tricks. With over 8 years of experience, there is no stopping him. Or his tricks. Team Captain. Angus is famed for doing naughty things on pitch. He is currently on the run from the Feds leaders, Kate Frizza & Murray Gooch, due to 3928 counts of public indecency. 4. Connor Buckley- 1 word comes to mind when you think of this rugby league forward. Ouch. With the aggresion shown on his face, you don’t want to mess with this guy. 5. Andrew "Horse" Macleod- He may look small but looks can be deceiving when it comes to this style of football. With a wicked shot and a great dive, hes a great little addition to any team. 6. Callum "Cal" Walker- This cricketer sure knows how to play some serious soccer. Wherever you put him on the field hes sure to make an impact whether its blocking defenders or setting up the goals. 7. Mark "Swervy" Bowes- The speedster of the team, he can play anywhere on the pitch. This kid is unstoppable when it comes to chasing down the ball and shooting. His "spastic colon" style of playing keeps opponents guessing and laughing. Well known for his atomic diarrhoea. Often heard saying "Damn son, you got swerv'd." He is Vice Captain for Team Touchdown also a major player in Newcastle's seedy underbelly. Recently ran for American Presidency. 8. Dean "Deano" Barrie- Give him the ball and he'll create something. Give him the ball in front of goal and he may well score. With shots coming from both his left and right foot, he’s versatile when it comes to scoring. He's not striker for nothing. He also loves scoring.

Team Tactics

The team has a number of tactics, that number being 57. Their four main tactics are: 1. The 3 Man Net Play: A move that starts with a backheel by Mark to Angus, who puts it down the right wing to Cal while the rest of the team cheers in a loud and offensive fashion. Cal then either shoots or lays it off for Mark or Angus 2. The Screamer Luke or Connor boots it up the middle, to Dean who shoots 3. The Floater Angus runs it from the kick off, attempting a "Taste My Pain" (a move in which the ball is held in his heels then thrown over his head while performing a forward roll) 4. Two in The Back A play where all available players run to the attacking half minus 2 players who stay back 5. The back-heel-slamdown Mark vaults himself up on to his hands and kicks it with his back heel thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. So far it has scored 27 goals in 3 minutes. 6. The Boston Steamer Mark takes a **** then eats some **** while **** ****** Angus does a *** in a Hoagie, then *** and while the ****** and then Cal ***** ** ***** ********** and Dean scores 7. The Motown Ho-down Angus removes all his clothes and then performs a provocative and sensual dance 8. The Wroobs A very, very, very bad move. Never to be repeated One of the less well known moves is The Rotor. It begins with Angus screaming a swear word that can not be shown on this website, and while the ref is distracted, Connor starts a fight. In the midst of the carnage, Dean picks up Andrew and swings him around his head a few times, then throws him at the oppositions goalie. This causes Andrew serious bodily harm, but leaves the goal open. Cal then shoots and scores. Mark then "marks" his territory on the court thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. Then Matt Egan comes on the pitch an urinates in the referees eye, then accepts someone else's award. Mr McDonald then pulls off his mustache, and drives off a cliff

Charity Work

After every game the team gives a percentage of their current fundng to charity. That percentage is 0. However if they win by more than 2 goals they give three times that much. That percentage is 0.

Games

Milff 4-1 Team Touchdown (MB) L33t Poodlez 11-4 Team Touchdown (AM, AD, DB, MB) Richard 4-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2) Shoesberry FC 1-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2)

Upcoming Match

5.00pm against Big Bad Bumble Bees Court 9

Other Teams

Other teams in their division are: 1. Richard 2. Big Bad Bumblebees 3. Shoesberry FC 4. M.I.L.F.F. The L33t Poodlez have been disqualified for not showing up to enough games.

References==== Team Touchdown

Team Touchdown is an under 14 indoor soccer team from Newcastle, NSW. The team is made up of 8 players from Merewether High School. With a great start to the trials, the team had a bit of a stumble at the start of the season, things seem to be getting better. With the L33t Poodlez being removed from the competition due to an over amount of forfeiting there are now 5 competitive teams in the Division 1 competition. The recent post-win celebration is where the team squats and announce the team name "TEAM TOUCHDOWN".

Origins

Upon lengthy discussions about organisation, the team's Captain, formerly known as Count Rumford, set to work about setting up the team. A discussion between the Count and Swervy brought up several good name ideas. Originally the team was to be called the "Douglas Crew" but was later changed to "Team Touchdown" simply for preference.

Player Bios

1. Beau McEvoy- He is the goalie from hell. His height and armspan make him the ultimate shot stopper. 2. Luke "da Big Brown Bear" Brouwer- The man of steel. With his strong tackle and high agility, hes the defender who you don’t want to come up against. Touchdown. 3. Angus "Count Rumford" Douglas- He is the skillster with the tricks. With over 8 years of experience, there is no stopping him. Or his tricks. Team Captain. Angus is famed for doing naughty things on pitch. He is currently on the run from the Feds leaders, Kate Frizza & Murray Gooch, due to 3928 counts of public indecency. 4. Connor Buckley- 1 word comes to mind when you think of this rugby league forward. Ouch. With the aggresion shown on his face, you don’t want to mess with this guy. 5. Andrew "Horse" Macleod- He may look small but looks can be deceiving when it comes to this style of football. With a wicked shot and a great dive, hes a great little addition to any team. 6. Callum "Cal" Walker- This cricketer sure knows how to play some serious soccer. Wherever you put him on the field hes sure to make an impact whether its blocking defenders or setting up the goals. 7. Mark "Swervy" Bowes- The speedster of the team, he can play anywhere on the pitch. This kid is unstoppable when it comes to chasing down the ball and shooting. His "spastic colon" style of playing keeps opponents guessing and laughing. Well known for his atomic diarrhoea. Often heard saying "Damn son, you got swerv'd." He is Vice Captain for Team Touchdown also a major player in Newcastle's seedy underbelly. Recently ran for American Presidency. 8. Dean "Deano" Barrie- Give him the ball and he'll create something. Give him the ball in front of goal and he may well score. With shots coming from both his left and right foot, he’s versatile when it comes to scoring. He's not striker for nothing. He also loves scoring.

Team Tactics

The team has a number of tactics, that number being 57. Their four main tactics are: 1. The 3 Man Net Play: A move that starts with a backheel by Mark to Angus, who puts it down the right wing to Cal while the rest of the team cheers in a loud and offensive fashion. Cal then either shoots or lays it off for Mark or Angus 2. The Screamer Luke or Connor boots it up the middle, to Dean who shoots 3. The Floater Angus runs it from the kick off, attempting a "Taste My Pain" (a move in which the ball is held in his heels then thrown over his head while performing a forward roll) 4. Two in The Back A play where all available players run to the attacking half minus 2 players who stay back 5. The back-heel-slamdown Mark vaults himself up on to his hands and kicks it with his back heel thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. So far it has scored 27 goals in 3 minutes. 6. The Boston Steamer Mark takes a **** then eats some **** while **** ****** Angus does a *** in a Hoagie, then *** and while the ****** and then Cal ***** ** ***** ********** and Dean scores 7. The Motown Ho-down Angus removes all his clothes and then performs a provocative and sensual dance 8. The Wroobs A very, very, very bad move. Never to be repeated One of the less well known moves is The Rotor. It begins with Angus screaming a swear word that can not be shown on this website, and while the ref is distracted, Connor starts a fight. In the midst of the carnage, Dean picks up Andrew and swings him around his head a few times, then throws him at the oppositions goalie. This causes Andrew serious bodily harm, but leaves the goal open. Cal then shoots and scores. Mark then "marks" his territory on the court thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. Then Matt Egan comes on the pitch an urinates in the referees eye, then accepts someone else's award. Mr McDonald then pulls off his mustache, and drives off a cliff

Charity Work

After every game the team gives a percentage of their current fundng to charity. That percentage is 0. However if they win by more than 2 goals they give three times that much. That percentage is 0.

Games

Milff 4-1 Team Touchdown (MB) L33t Poodlez 11-4 Team Touchdown (AM, AD, DB, MB) Richard 4-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2) Shoesberry FC 1-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2)

Upcoming Match

5.00pm against Big Bad Bumble Bees Court 9

Other Teams

Other teams in their division are: 1. Richard 2. Big Bad Bumblebees 3. Shoesberry FC 4. M.I.L.F.F. The L33t Poodlez have been disqualified for not showing up to enough games.

References==== Team Touchdown

Team Touchdown is an under 14 indoor soccer team from Newcastle, NSW. The team is made up of 8 players from Merewether High School. With a great start to the trials, the team had a bit of a stumble at the start of the season, things seem to be getting better. With the L33t Poodlez being removed from the competition due to an over amount of forfeiting there are now 5 competitive teams in the Division 1 competition. The recent post-win celebration is where the team squats and announce the team name "TEAM TOUCHDOWN".

Origins

Upon lengthy discussions about organisation, the team's Captain, formerly known as Count Rumford, set to work about setting up the team. A discussion between the Count and Swervy brought up several good name ideas. Originally the team was to be called the "Douglas Crew" but was later changed to "Team Touchdown" simply for preference.

Player Bios

1. Beau McEvoy- He is the goalie from hell. His height and armspan make him the ultimate shot stopper. 2. Luke "da Big Brown Bear" Brouwer- The man of steel. With his strong tackle and high agility, hes the defender who you don’t want to come up against. Touchdown. 3. Angus "Count Rumford" Douglas- He is the skillster with the tricks. With over 8 years of experience, there is no stopping him. Or his tricks. Team Captain. Angus is famed for doing naughty things on pitch. He is currently on the run from the Feds leaders, Kate Frizza & Murray Gooch, due to 3928 counts of public indecency. 4. Connor Buckley- 1 word comes to mind when you think of this rugby league forward. Ouch. With the aggresion shown on his face, you don’t want to mess with this guy. 5. Andrew "Horse" Macleod- He may look small but looks can be deceiving when it comes to this style of football. With a wicked shot and a great dive, hes a great little addition to any team. 6. Callum "Cal" Walker- This cricketer sure knows how to play some serious soccer. Wherever you put him on the field hes sure to make an impact whether its blocking defenders or setting up the goals. 7. Mark "Swervy" Bowes- The speedster of the team, he can play anywhere on the pitch. This kid is unstoppable when it comes to chasing down the ball and shooting. His "spastic colon" style of playing keeps opponents guessing and laughing. Well known for his atomic diarrhoea. Often heard saying "Damn son, you got swerv'd." He is Vice Captain for Team Touchdown also a major player in Newcastle's seedy underbelly. Recently ran for American Presidency. 8. Dean "Deano" Barrie- Give him the ball and he'll create something. Give him the ball in front of goal and he may well score. With shots coming from both his left and right foot, he’s versatile when it comes to scoring. He's not striker for nothing. He also loves scoring.

Team Tactics

The team has a number of tactics, that number being 57. Their four main tactics are: 1. The 3 Man Net Play: A move that starts with a backheel by Mark to Angus, who puts it down the right wing to Cal while the rest of the team cheers in a loud and offensive fashion. Cal then either shoots or lays it off for Mark or Angus 2. The Screamer Luke or Connor boots it up the middle, to Dean who shoots 3. The Floater Angus runs it from the kick off, attempting a "Taste My Pain" (a move in which the ball is held in his heels then thrown over his head while performing a forward roll) 4. Two in The Back A play where all available players run to the attacking half minus 2 players who stay back 5. The back-heel-slamdown Mark vaults himself up on to his hands and kicks it with his back heel thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. So far it has scored 27 goals in 3 minutes. 6. The Boston Steamer Mark takes a **** then eats some **** while **** ****** Angus does a *** in a Hoagie, then *** and while the ****** and then Cal ***** ** ***** ********** and Dean scores 7. The Motown Ho-down Angus removes all his clothes and then performs a provocative and sensual dance 8. The Wroobs A very, very, very bad move. Never to be repeated One of the less well known moves is The Rotor. It begins with Angus screaming a swear word that can not be shown on this website, and while the ref is distracted, Connor starts a fight. In the midst of the carnage, Dean picks up Andrew and swings him around his head a few times, then throws him at the oppositions goalie. This causes Andrew serious bodily harm, but leaves the goal open. Cal then shoots and scores. Mark then "marks" his territory on the court thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. Then Matt Egan comes on the pitch an urinates in the referees eye, then accepts someone else's award. Mr McDonald then pulls off his mustache, and drives off a cliff

Charity Work

After every game the team gives a percentage of their current fundng to charity. That percentage is 0. However if they win by more than 2 goals they give three times that much. That percentage is 0.

Games

Milff 4-1 Team Touchdown (MB) L33t Poodlez 11-4 Team Touchdown (AM, AD, DB, MB) Richard 4-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2) Shoesberry FC 1-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2)

Upcoming Match

5.00pm against Big Bad Bumble Bees Court 9

Other Teams

Other teams in their division are: 1. Richard 2. Big Bad Bumblebees 3. Shoesberry FC 4. M.I.L.F.F. The L33t Poodlez have been disqualified for not showing up to enough games.

References==== Team Touchdown

Team Touchdown is an under 14 indoor soccer team from Newcastle, NSW. The team is made up of 8 players from Merewether High School. With a great start to the trials, the team had a bit of a stumble at the start of the season, things seem to be getting better. With the L33t Poodlez being removed from the competition due to an over amount of forfeiting there are now 5 competitive teams in the Division 1 competition. The recent post-win celebration is where the team squats and announce the team name "TEAM TOUCHDOWN".

Origins

Upon lengthy discussions about organisation, the team's Captain, formerly known as Count Rumford, set to work about setting up the team. A discussion between the Count and Swervy brought up several good name ideas. Originally the team was to be called the "Douglas Crew" but was later changed to "Team Touchdown" simply for preference.

Player Bios

1. Beau McEvoy- He is the goalie from hell. His height and armspan make him the ultimate shot stopper. 2. Luke "da Big Brown Bear" Brouwer- The man of steel. With his strong tackle and high agility, hes the defender who you don’t want to come up against. Touchdown. 3. Angus "Count Rumford" Douglas- He is the skillster with the tricks. With over 8 years of experience, there is no stopping him. Or his tricks. Team Captain. Angus is famed for doing naughty things on pitch. He is currently on the run from the Feds leaders, Kate Frizza & Murray Gooch, due to 3928 counts of public indecency. 4. Connor Buckley- 1 word comes to mind when you think of this rugby league forward. Ouch. With the aggresion shown on his face, you don’t want to mess with this guy. 5. Andrew "Horse" Macleod- He may look small but looks can be deceiving when it comes to this style of football. With a wicked shot and a great dive, hes a great little addition to any team. 6. Callum "Cal" Walker- This cricketer sure knows how to play some serious soccer. Wherever you put him on the field hes sure to make an impact whether its blocking defenders or setting up the goals. 7. Mark "Swervy" Bowes- The speedster of the team, he can play anywhere on the pitch. This kid is unstoppable when it comes to chasing down the ball and shooting. His "spastic colon" style of playing keeps opponents guessing and laughing. Well known for his atomic diarrhoea. Often heard saying "Damn son, you got swerv'd." He is Vice Captain for Team Touchdown also a major player in Newcastle's seedy underbelly. Recently ran for American Presidency. 8. Dean "Deano" Barrie- Give him the ball and he'll create something. Give him the ball in front of goal and he may well score. With shots coming from both his left and right foot, he’s versatile when it comes to scoring. He's not striker for nothing. He also loves scoring.

Team Tactics

The team has a number of tactics, that number being 57. Their four main tactics are: 1. The 3 Man Net Play: A move that starts with a backheel by Mark to Angus, who puts it down the right wing to Cal while the rest of the team cheers in a loud and offensive fashion. Cal then either shoots or lays it off for Mark or Angus 2. The Screamer Luke or Connor boots it up the middle, to Dean who shoots 3. The Floater Angus runs it from the kick off, attempting a "Taste My Pain" (a move in which the ball is held in his heels then thrown over his head while performing a forward roll) 4. Two in The Back A play where all available players run to the attacking half minus 2 players who stay back 5. The back-heel-slamdown Mark vaults himself up on to his hands and kicks it with his back heel thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. So far it has scored 27 goals in 3 minutes. 6. The Boston Steamer Mark takes a **** then eats some **** while **** ****** Angus does a *** in a Hoagie, then *** and while the ****** and then Cal ***** ** ***** ********** and Dean scores 7. The Motown Ho-down Angus removes all his clothes and then performs a provocative and sensual dance 8. The Wroobs A very, very, very bad move. Never to be repeated One of the less well known moves is The Rotor. It begins with Angus screaming a swear word that can not be shown on this website, and while the ref is distracted, Connor starts a fight. In the midst of the carnage, Dean picks up Andrew and swings him around his head a few times, then throws him at the oppositions goalie. This causes Andrew serious bodily harm, but leaves the goal open. Cal then shoots and scores. Mark then "marks" his territory on the court thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. Then Matt Egan comes on the pitch an urinates in the referees eye, then accepts someone else's award. Mr McDonald then pulls off his mustache, and drives off a cliff

Charity Work

After every game the team gives a percentage of their current fundng to charity. That percentage is 0. However if they win by more than 2 goals they give three times that much. That percentage is 0.

Games

Milff 4-1 Team Touchdown (MB) L33t Poodlez 11-4 Team Touchdown (AM, AD, DB, MB) Richard 4-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2) Shoesberry FC 1-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2)

Upcoming Match

5.00pm against Big Bad Bumble Bees Court 9

Other Teams

Other teams in their division are: 1. Richard 2. Big Bad Bumblebees 3. Shoesberry FC 4. M.I.L.F.F. The L33t Poodlez have been disqualified for not showing up to enough games.

References==== Team Touchdown

Team Touchdown is an under 14 indoor soccer team from Newcastle, NSW. The team is made up of 8 players from Merewether High School. With a great start to the trials, the team had a bit of a stumble at the start of the season, things seem to be getting better. With the L33t Poodlez being removed from the competition due to an over amount of forfeiting there are now 5 competitive teams in the Division 1 competition. The recent post-win celebration is where the team squats and announce the team name "TEAM TOUCHDOWN".

Origins

Upon lengthy discussions about organisation, the team's Captain, formerly known as Count Rumford, set to work about setting up the team. A discussion between the Count and Swervy brought up several good name ideas. Originally the team was to be called the "Douglas Crew" but was later changed to "Team Touchdown" simply for preference.

Player Bios

1. Beau McEvoy- He is the goalie from hell. His height and armspan make him the ultimate shot stopper. 2. Luke "da Big Brown Bear" Brouwer- The man of steel. With his strong tackle and high agility, hes the defender who you don’t want to come up against. Touchdown. 3. Angus "Count Rumford" Douglas- He is the skillster with the tricks. With over 8 years of experience, there is no stopping him. Or his tricks. Team Captain. Angus is famed for doing naughty things on pitch. He is currently on the run from the Feds leaders, Kate Frizza & Murray Gooch, due to 3928 counts of public indecency. 4. Connor Buckley- 1 word comes to mind when you think of this rugby league forward. Ouch. With the aggresion shown on his face, you don’t want to mess with this guy. 5. Andrew "Horse" Macleod- He may look small but looks can be deceiving when it comes to this style of football. With a wicked shot and a great dive, hes a great little addition to any team. 6. Callum "Cal" Walker- This cricketer sure knows how to play some serious soccer. Wherever you put him on the field hes sure to make an impact whether its blocking defenders or setting up the goals. 7. Mark "Swervy" Bowes- The speedster of the team, he can play anywhere on the pitch. This kid is unstoppable when it comes to chasing down the ball and shooting. His "spastic colon" style of playing keeps opponents guessing and laughing. Well known for his atomic diarrhoea. Often heard saying "Damn son, you got swerv'd." He is Vice Captain for Team Touchdown also a major player in Newcastle's seedy underbelly. Recently ran for American Presidency. 8. Dean "Deano" Barrie- Give him the ball and he'll create something. Give him the ball in front of goal and he may well score. With shots coming from both his left and right foot, he’s versatile when it comes to scoring. He's not striker for nothing. He also loves scoring.

Team Tactics

The team has a number of tactics, that number being 57. Their four main tactics are: 1. The 3 Man Net Play: A move that starts with a backheel by Mark to Angus, who puts it down the right wing to Cal while the rest of the team cheers in a loud and offensive fashion. Cal then either shoots or lays it off for Mark or Angus 2. The Screamer Luke or Connor boots it up the middle, to Dean who shoots 3. The Floater Angus runs it from the kick off, attempting a "Taste My Pain" (a move in which the ball is held in his heels then thrown over his head while performing a forward roll) 4. Two in The Back A play where all available players run to the attacking half minus 2 players who stay back 5. The back-heel-slamdown Mark vaults himself up on to his hands and kicks it with his back heel thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. So far it has scored 27 goals in 3 minutes. 6. The Boston Steamer Mark takes a **** then eats some **** while **** ****** Angus does a *** in a Hoagie, then *** and while the ****** and then Cal ***** ** ***** ********** and Dean scores 7. The Motown Ho-down Angus removes all his clothes and then performs a provocative and sensual dance 8. The Wroobs A very, very, very bad move. Never to be repeated One of the less well known moves is The Rotor. It begins with Angus screaming a swear word that can not be shown on this website, and while the ref is distracted, Connor starts a fight. In the midst of the carnage, Dean picks up Andrew and swings him around his head a few times, then throws him at the oppositions goalie. This causes Andrew serious bodily harm, but leaves the goal open. Cal then shoots and scores. Mark then "marks" his territory on the court thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. Then Matt Egan comes on the pitch an urinates in the referees eye, then accepts someone else's award. Mr McDonald then pulls off his mustache, and drives off a cliff

Charity Work

After every game the team gives a percentage of their current fundng to charity. That percentage is 0. However if they win by more than 2 goals they give three times that much. That percentage is 0.

Games

Milff 4-1 Team Touchdown (MB) L33t Poodlez 11-4 Team Touchdown (AM, AD, DB, MB) Richard 4-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2) Shoesberry FC 1-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2)

Upcoming Match

5.00pm against Big Bad Bumble Bees Court 9

Other Teams

Other teams in their division are: 1. Richard 2. Big Bad Bumblebees 3. Shoesberry FC 4. M.I.L.F.F. The L33t Poodlez have been disqualified for not showing up to enough games.

References==== Team Touchdown

Team Touchdown is an under 14 indoor soccer team from Newcastle, NSW. The team is made up of 8 players from Merewether High School. With a great start to the trials, the team had a bit of a stumble at the start of the season, things seem to be getting better. With the L33t Poodlez being removed from the competition due to an over amount of forfeiting there are now 5 competitive teams in the Division 1 competition. The recent post-win celebration is where the team squats and announce the team name "TEAM TOUCHDOWN".

Origins

Upon lengthy discussions about organisation, the team's Captain, formerly known as Count Rumford, set to work about setting up the team. A discussion between the Count and Swervy brought up several good name ideas. Originally the team was to be called the "Douglas Crew" but was later changed to "Team Touchdown" simply for preference.

Player Bios

1. Beau McEvoy- He is the goalie from hell. His height and armspan make him the ultimate shot stopper. 2. Luke "da Big Brown Bear" Brouwer- The man of steel. With his strong tackle and high agility, hes the defender who you don’t want to come up against. Touchdown. 3. Angus "Count Rumford" Douglas- He is the skillster with the tricks. With over 8 years of experience, there is no stopping him. Or his tricks. Team Captain. Angus is famed for doing naughty things on pitch. He is currently on the run from the Feds leaders, Kate Frizza & Murray Gooch, due to 3928 counts of public indecency. 4. Connor Buckley- 1 word comes to mind when you think of this rugby league forward. Ouch. With the aggresion shown on his face, you don’t want to mess with this guy. 5. Andrew "Horse" Macleod- He may look small but looks can be deceiving when it comes to this style of football. With a wicked shot and a great dive, hes a great little addition to any team. 6. Callum "Cal" Walker- This cricketer sure knows how to play some serious soccer. Wherever you put him on the field hes sure to make an impact whether its blocking defenders or setting up the goals. 7. Mark "Swervy" Bowes- The speedster of the team, he can play anywhere on the pitch. This kid is unstoppable when it comes to chasing down the ball and shooting. His "spastic colon" style of playing keeps opponents guessing and laughing. Well known for his atomic diarrhoea. Often heard saying "Damn son, you got swerv'd." He is Vice Captain for Team Touchdown also a major player in Newcastle's seedy underbelly. Recently ran for American Presidency. 8. Dean "Deano" Barrie- Give him the ball and he'll create something. Give him the ball in front of goal and he may well score. With shots coming from both his left and right foot, he’s versatile when it comes to scoring. He's not striker for nothing. He also loves scoring.

Team Tactics

The team has a number of tactics, that number being 57. Their four main tactics are: 1. The 3 Man Net Play: A move that starts with a backheel by Mark to Angus, who puts it down the right wing to Cal while the rest of the team cheers in a loud and offensive fashion. Cal then either shoots or lays it off for Mark or Angus 2. The Screamer Luke or Connor boots it up the middle, to Dean who shoots 3. The Floater Angus runs it from the kick off, attempting a "Taste My Pain" (a move in which the ball is held in his heels then thrown over his head while performing a forward roll) 4. Two in The Back A play where all available players run to the attacking half minus 2 players who stay back 5. The back-heel-slamdown Mark vaults himself up on to his hands and kicks it with his back heel thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. So far it has scored 27 goals in 3 minutes. 6. The Boston Steamer Mark takes a **** then eats some **** while **** ****** Angus does a *** in a Hoagie, then *** and while the ****** and then Cal ***** ** ***** ********** and Dean scores 7. The Motown Ho-down Angus removes all his clothes and then performs a provocative and sensual dance 8. The Wroobs A very, very, very bad move. Never to be repeated One of the less well known moves is The Rotor. It begins with Angus screaming a swear word that can not be shown on this website, and while the ref is distracted, Connor starts a fight. In the midst of the carnage, Dean picks up Andrew and swings him around his head a few times, then throws him at the oppositions goalie. This causes Andrew serious bodily harm, but leaves the goal open. Cal then shoots and scores. Mark then "marks" his territory on the court thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. Then Matt Egan comes on the pitch an urinates in the referees eye, then accepts someone else's award. Mr McDonald then pulls off his mustache, and drives off a cliff

Charity Work

After every game the team gives a percentage of their current fundng to charity. That percentage is 0. However if they win by more than 2 goals they give three times that much. That percentage is 0.

Games

Milff 4-1 Team Touchdown (MB) L33t Poodlez 11-4 Team Touchdown (AM, AD, DB, MB) Richard 4-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2) Shoesberry FC 1-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2)

Upcoming Match

5.00pm against Big Bad Bumble Bees Court 9

Other Teams

Other teams in their division are: 1. Richard 2. Big Bad Bumblebees 3. Shoesberry FC 4. M.I.L.F.F. The L33t Poodlez have been disqualified for not showing up to enough games.

References==== Team Touchdown

Team Touchdown is an under 14 indoor soccer team from Newcastle, NSW. The team is made up of 8 players from Merewether High School. With a great start to the trials, the team had a bit of a stumble at the start of the season, things seem to be getting better. With the L33t Poodlez being removed from the competition due to an over amount of forfeiting there are now 5 competitive teams in the Division 1 competition. The recent post-win celebration is where the team squats and announce the team name "TEAM TOUCHDOWN".

Origins

Upon lengthy discussions about organisation, the team's Captain, formerly known as Count Rumford, set to work about setting up the team. A discussion between the Count and Swervy brought up several good name ideas. Originally the team was to be called the "Douglas Crew" but was later changed to "Team Touchdown" simply for preference.

Player Bios

1. Beau McEvoy- He is the goalie from hell. His height and armspan make him the ultimate shot stopper. 2. Luke "da Big Brown Bear" Brouwer- The man of steel. With his strong tackle and high agility, hes the defender who you don’t want to come up against. Touchdown. 3. Angus "Count Rumford" Douglas- He is the skillster with the tricks. With over 8 years of experience, there is no stopping him. Or his tricks. Team Captain. Angus is famed for doing naughty things on pitch. He is currently on the run from the Feds leaders, Kate Frizza & Murray Gooch, due to 3928 counts of public indecency. 4. Connor Buckley- 1 word comes to mind when you think of this rugby league forward. Ouch. With the aggresion shown on his face, you don’t want to mess with this guy. 5. Andrew "Horse" Macleod- He may look small but looks can be deceiving when it comes to this style of football. With a wicked shot and a great dive, hes a great little addition to any team. 6. Callum "Cal" Walker- This cricketer sure knows how to play some serious soccer. Wherever you put him on the field hes sure to make an impact whether its blocking defenders or setting up the goals. 7. Mark "Swervy" Bowes- The speedster of the team, he can play anywhere on the pitch. This kid is unstoppable when it comes to chasing down the ball and shooting. His "spastic colon" style of playing keeps opponents guessing and laughing. Well known for his atomic diarrhoea. Often heard saying "Damn son, you got swerv'd." He is Vice Captain for Team Touchdown also a major player in Newcastle's seedy underbelly. Recently ran for American Presidency. 8. Dean "Deano" Barrie- Give him the ball and he'll create something. Give him the ball in front of goal and he may well score. With shots coming from both his left and right foot, he’s versatile when it comes to scoring. He's not striker for nothing. He also loves scoring.

Team Tactics

The team has a number of tactics, that number being 57. Their four main tactics are: 1. The 3 Man Net Play: A move that starts with a backheel by Mark to Angus, who puts it down the right wing to Cal while the rest of the team cheers in a loud and offensive fashion. Cal then either shoots or lays it off for Mark or Angus 2. The Screamer Luke or Connor boots it up the middle, to Dean who shoots 3. The Floater Angus runs it from the kick off, attempting a "Taste My Pain" (a move in which the ball is held in his heels then thrown over his head while performing a forward roll) 4. Two in The Back A play where all available players run to the attacking half minus 2 players who stay back 5. The back-heel-slamdown Mark vaults himself up on to his hands and kicks it with his back heel thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. So far it has scored 27 goals in 3 minutes. 6. The Boston Steamer Mark takes a **** then eats some **** while **** ****** Angus does a *** in a Hoagie, then *** and while the ****** and then Cal ***** ** ***** ********** and Dean scores 7. The Motown Ho-down Angus removes all his clothes and then performs a provocative and sensual dance 8. The Wroobs A very, very, very bad move. Never to be repeated One of the less well known moves is The Rotor. It begins with Angus screaming a swear word that can not be shown on this website, and while the ref is distracted, Connor starts a fight. In the midst of the carnage, Dean picks up Andrew and swings him around his head a few times, then throws him at the oppositions goalie. This causes Andrew serious bodily harm, but leaves the goal open. Cal then shoots and scores. Mark then "marks" his territory on the court thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. Then Matt Egan comes on the pitch an urinates in the referees eye, then accepts someone else's award. Mr McDonald then pulls off his mustache, and drives off a cliff

Charity Work

After every game the team gives a percentage of their current fundng to charity. That percentage is 0. However if they win by more than 2 goals they give three times that much. That percentage is 0.

Games

Milff 4-1 Team Touchdown (MB) L33t Poodlez 11-4 Team Touchdown (AM, AD, DB, MB) Richard 4-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2) Shoesberry FC 1-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2)

Upcoming Match

5.00pm against Big Bad Bumble Bees Court 9

Other Teams

Other teams in their division are: 1. Richard 2. Big Bad Bumblebees 3. Shoesberry FC 4. M.I.L.F.F. The L33t Poodlez have been disqualified for not showing up to enough games.

References==== Team Touchdown

Team Touchdown is an under 14 indoor soccer team from Newcastle, NSW. The team is made up of 8 players from Merewether High School. With a great start to the trials, the team had a bit of a stumble at the start of the season, things seem to be getting better. With the L33t Poodlez being removed from the competition due to an over amount of forfeiting there are now 5 competitive teams in the Division 1 competition. The recent post-win celebration is where the team squats and announce the team name "TEAM TOUCHDOWN".

Origins

Upon lengthy discussions about organisation, the team's Captain, formerly known as Count Rumford, set to work about setting up the team. A discussion between the Count and Swervy brought up several good name ideas. Originally the team was to be called the "Douglas Crew" but was later changed to "Team Touchdown" simply for preference.

Player Bios

1. Beau McEvoy- He is the goalie from hell. His height and armspan make him the ultimate shot stopper. 2. Luke "da Big Brown Bear" Brouwer- The man of steel. With his strong tackle and high agility, hes the defender who you don’t want to come up against. Touchdown. 3. Angus "Count Rumford" Douglas- He is the skillster with the tricks. With over 8 years of experience, there is no stopping him. Or his tricks. Team Captain. Angus is famed for doing naughty things on pitch. He is currently on the run from the Feds leaders, Kate Frizza & Murray Gooch, due to 3928 counts of public indecency. 4. Connor Buckley- 1 word comes to mind when you think of this rugby league forward. Ouch. With the aggresion shown on his face, you don’t want to mess with this guy. 5. Andrew "Horse" Macleod- He may look small but looks can be deceiving when it comes to this style of football. With a wicked shot and a great dive, hes a great little addition to any team. 6. Callum "Cal" Walker- This cricketer sure knows how to play some serious soccer. Wherever you put him on the field hes sure to make an impact whether its blocking defenders or setting up the goals. 7. Mark "Swervy" Bowes- The speedster of the team, he can play anywhere on the pitch. This kid is unstoppable when it comes to chasing down the ball and shooting. His "spastic colon" style of playing keeps opponents guessing and laughing. Well known for his atomic diarrhoea. Often heard saying "Damn son, you got swerv'd." He is Vice Captain for Team Touchdown also a major player in Newcastle's seedy underbelly. Recently ran for American Presidency. 8. Dean "Deano" Barrie- Give him the ball and he'll create something. Give him the ball in front of goal and he may well score. With shots coming from both his left and right foot, he’s versatile when it comes to scoring. He's not striker for nothing. He also loves scoring.

Team Tactics

The team has a number of tactics, that number being 57. Their four main tactics are: 1. The 3 Man Net Play: A move that starts with a backheel by Mark to Angus, who puts it down the right wing to Cal while the rest of the team cheers in a loud and offensive fashion. Cal then either shoots or lays it off for Mark or Angus 2. The Screamer Luke or Connor boots it up the middle, to Dean who shoots 3. The Floater Angus runs it from the kick off, attempting a "Taste My Pain" (a move in which the ball is held in his heels then thrown over his head while performing a forward roll) 4. Two in The Back A play where all available players run to the attacking half minus 2 players who stay back 5. The back-heel-slamdown Mark vaults himself up on to his hands and kicks it with his back heel thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. So far it has scored 27 goals in 3 minutes. 6. The Boston Steamer Mark takes a **** then eats some **** while **** ****** Angus does a *** in a Hoagie, then *** and while the ****** and then Cal ***** ** ***** ********** and Dean scores 7. The Motown Ho-down Angus removes all his clothes and then performs a provocative and sensual dance 8. The Wroobs A very, very, very bad move. Never to be repeated One of the less well known moves is The Rotor. It begins with Angus screaming a swear word that can not be shown on this website, and while the ref is distracted, Connor starts a fight. In the midst of the carnage, Dean picks up Andrew and swings him around his head a few times, then throws him at the oppositions goalie. This causes Andrew serious bodily harm, but leaves the goal open. Cal then shoots and scores. Mark then "marks" his territory on the court thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. Then Matt Egan comes on the pitch an urinates in the referees eye, then accepts someone else's award. Mr McDonald then pulls off his mustache, and drives off a cliff

Charity Work

After every game the team gives a percentage of their current fundng to charity. That percentage is 0. However if they win by more than 2 goals they give three times that much. That percentage is 0.

Games

Milff 4-1 Team Touchdown (MB) L33t Poodlez 11-4 Team Touchdown (AM, AD, DB, MB) Richard 4-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2) Shoesberry FC 1-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2)

Upcoming Match

5.00pm against Big Bad Bumble Bees Court 9

Other Teams

Other teams in their division are: 1. Richard 2. Big Bad Bumblebees 3. Shoesberry FC 4. M.I.L.F.F. The L33t Poodlez have been disqualified for not showing up to enough games.

References==== Team Touchdown

Team Touchdown is an under 14 indoor soccer team from Newcastle, NSW. The team is made up of 8 players from Merewether High School. With a great start to the trials, the team had a bit of a stumble at the start of the season, things seem to be getting better. With the L33t Poodlez being removed from the competition due to an over amount of forfeiting there are now 5 competitive teams in the Division 1 competition. The recent post-win celebration is where the team squats and announce the team name "TEAM TOUCHDOWN".

Origins

Upon lengthy discussions about organisation, the team's Captain, formerly known as Count Rumford, set to work about setting up the team. A discussion between the Count and Swervy brought up several good name ideas. Originally the team was to be called the "Douglas Crew" but was later changed to "Team Touchdown" simply for preference.

Player Bios

1. Beau McEvoy- He is the goalie from hell. His height and armspan make him the ultimate shot stopper. 2. Luke "da Big Brown Bear" Brouwer- The man of steel. With his strong tackle and high agility, hes the defender who you don’t want to come up against. Touchdown. 3. Angus "Count Rumford" Douglas- He is the skillster with the tricks. With over 8 years of experience, there is no stopping him. Or his tricks. Team Captain. Angus is famed for doing naughty things on pitch. He is currently on the run from the Feds leaders, Kate Frizza & Murray Gooch, due to 3928 counts of public indecency. 4. Connor Buckley- 1 word comes to mind when you think of this rugby league forward. Ouch. With the aggresion shown on his face, you don’t want to mess with this guy. 5. Andrew "Horse" Macleod- He may look small but looks can be deceiving when it comes to this style of football. With a wicked shot and a great dive, hes a great little addition to any team. 6. Callum "Cal" Walker- This cricketer sure knows how to play some serious soccer. Wherever you put him on the field hes sure to make an impact whether its blocking defenders or setting up the goals. 7. Mark "Swervy" Bowes- The speedster of the team, he can play anywhere on the pitch. This kid is unstoppable when it comes to chasing down the ball and shooting. His "spastic colon" style of playing keeps opponents guessing and laughing. Well known for his atomic diarrhoea. Often heard saying "Damn son, you got swerv'd." He is Vice Captain for Team Touchdown also a major player in Newcastle's seedy underbelly. Recently ran for American Presidency. 8. Dean "Deano" Barrie- Give him the ball and he'll create something. Give him the ball in front of goal and he may well score. With shots coming from both his left and right foot, he’s versatile when it comes to scoring. He's not striker for nothing. He also loves scoring.

Team Tactics

The team has a number of tactics, that number being 57. Their four main tactics are: 1. The 3 Man Net Play: A move that starts with a backheel by Mark to Angus, who puts it down the right wing to Cal while the rest of the team cheers in a loud and offensive fashion. Cal then either shoots or lays it off for Mark or Angus 2. The Screamer Luke or Connor boots it up the middle, to Dean who shoots 3. The Floater Angus runs it from the kick off, attempting a "Taste My Pain" (a move in which the ball is held in his heels then thrown over his head while performing a forward roll) 4. Two in The Back A play where all available players run to the attacking half minus 2 players who stay back 5. The back-heel-slamdown Mark vaults himself up on to his hands and kicks it with his back heel thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. So far it has scored 27 goals in 3 minutes. 6. The Boston Steamer Mark takes a **** then eats some **** while **** ****** Angus does a *** in a Hoagie, then *** and while the ****** and then Cal ***** ** ***** ********** and Dean scores 7. The Motown Ho-down Angus removes all his clothes and then performs a provocative and sensual dance 8. The Wroobs A very, very, very bad move. Never to be repeated One of the less well known moves is The Rotor. It begins with Angus screaming a swear word that can not be shown on this website, and while the ref is distracted, Connor starts a fight. In the midst of the carnage, Dean picks up Andrew and swings him around his head a few times, then throws him at the oppositions goalie. This causes Andrew serious bodily harm, but leaves the goal open. Cal then shoots and scores. Mark then "marks" his territory on the court thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. Then Matt Egan comes on the pitch an urinates in the referees eye, then accepts someone else's award. Mr McDonald then pulls off his mustache, and drives off a cliff

Charity Work

After every game the team gives a percentage of their current fundng to charity. That percentage is 0. However if they win by more than 2 goals they give three times that much. That percentage is 0.

Games

Milff 4-1 Team Touchdown (MB) L33t Poodlez 11-4 Team Touchdown (AM, AD, DB, MB) Richard 4-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2) Shoesberry FC 1-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2)

Upcoming Match

5.00pm against Big Bad Bumble Bees Court 9

Other Teams

Other teams in their division are: 1. Richard 2. Big Bad Bumblebees 3. Shoesberry FC 4. M.I.L.F.F. The L33t Poodlez have been disqualified for not showing up to enough games.

References==== Team Touchdown

Team Touchdown is an under 14 indoor soccer team from Newcastle, NSW. The team is made up of 8 players from Merewether High School. With a great start to the trials, the team had a bit of a stumble at the start of the season, things seem to be getting better. With the L33t Poodlez being removed from the competition due to an over amount of forfeiting there are now 5 competitive teams in the Division 1 competition. The recent post-win celebration is where the team squats and announce the team name "TEAM TOUCHDOWN".

Origins

Upon lengthy discussions about organisation, the team's Captain, formerly known as Count Rumford, set to work about setting up the team. A discussion between the Count and Swervy brought up several good name ideas. Originally the team was to be called the "Douglas Crew" but was later changed to "Team Touchdown" simply for preference.

Player Bios

1. Beau McEvoy- He is the goalie from hell. His height and armspan make him the ultimate shot stopper. 2. Luke "da Big Brown Bear" Brouwer- The man of steel. With his strong tackle and high agility, hes the defender who you don’t want to come up against. Touchdown. 3. Angus "Count Rumford" Douglas- He is the skillster with the tricks. With over 8 years of experience, there is no stopping him. Or his tricks. Team Captain. Angus is famed for doing naughty things on pitch. He is currently on the run from the Feds leaders, Kate Frizza & Murray Gooch, due to 3928 counts of public indecency. 4. Connor Buckley- 1 word comes to mind when you think of this rugby league forward. Ouch. With the aggresion shown on his face, you don’t want to mess with this guy. 5. Andrew "Horse" Macleod- He may look small but looks can be deceiving when it comes to this style of football. With a wicked shot and a great dive, hes a great little addition to any team. 6. Callum "Cal" Walker- This cricketer sure knows how to play some serious soccer. Wherever you put him on the field hes sure to make an impact whether its blocking defenders or setting up the goals. 7. Mark "Swervy" Bowes- The speedster of the team, he can play anywhere on the pitch. This kid is unstoppable when it comes to chasing down the ball and shooting. His "spastic colon" style of playing keeps opponents guessing and laughing. Well known for his atomic diarrhoea. Often heard saying "Damn son, you got swerv'd." He is Vice Captain for Team Touchdown also a major player in Newcastle's seedy underbelly. Recently ran for American Presidency. 8. Dean "Deano" Barrie- Give him the ball and he'll create something. Give him the ball in front of goal and he may well score. With shots coming from both his left and right foot, he’s versatile when it comes to scoring. He's not striker for nothing. He also loves scoring.

Team Tactics

The team has a number of tactics, that number being 57. Their four main tactics are: 1. The 3 Man Net Play: A move that starts with a backheel by Mark to Angus, who puts it down the right wing to Cal while the rest of the team cheers in a loud and offensive fashion. Cal then either shoots or lays it off for Mark or Angus 2. The Screamer Luke or Connor boots it up the middle, to Dean who shoots 3. The Floater Angus runs it from the kick off, attempting a "Taste My Pain" (a move in which the ball is held in his heels then thrown over his head while performing a forward roll) 4. Two in The Back A play where all available players run to the attacking half minus 2 players who stay back 5. The back-heel-slamdown Mark vaults himself up on to his hands and kicks it with his back heel thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. So far it has scored 27 goals in 3 minutes. 6. The Boston Steamer Mark takes a **** then eats some **** while **** ****** Angus does a *** in a Hoagie, then *** and while the ****** and then Cal ***** ** ***** ********** and Dean scores 7. The Motown Ho-down Angus removes all his clothes and then performs a provocative and sensual dance 8. The Wroobs A very, very, very bad move. Never to be repeated One of the less well known moves is The Rotor. It begins with Angus screaming a swear word that can not be shown on this website, and while the ref is distracted, Connor starts a fight. In the midst of the carnage, Dean picks up Andrew and swings him around his head a few times, then throws him at the oppositions goalie. This causes Andrew serious bodily harm, but leaves the goal open. Cal then shoots and scores. Mark then "marks" his territory on the court thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. Then Matt Egan comes on the pitch an urinates in the referees eye, then accepts someone else's award. Mr McDonald then pulls off his mustache, and drives off a cliff

Charity Work

After every game the team gives a percentage of their current fundng to charity. That percentage is 0. However if they win by more than 2 goals they give three times that much. That percentage is 0.

Games

Milff 4-1 Team Touchdown (MB) L33t Poodlez 11-4 Team Touchdown (AM, AD, DB, MB) Richard 4-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2) Shoesberry FC 1-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2)

Upcoming Match

5.00pm against Big Bad Bumble Bees Court 9

Other Teams

Other teams in their division are: 1. Richard 2. Big Bad Bumblebees 3. Shoesberry FC 4. M.I.L.F.F. The L33t Poodlez have been disqualified for not showing up to enough games.

References==== Team Touchdown

Team Touchdown is an under 14 indoor soccer team from Newcastle, NSW. The team is made up of 8 players from Merewether High School. With a great start to the trials, the team had a bit of a stumble at the start of the season, things seem to be getting better. With the L33t Poodlez being removed from the competition due to an over amount of forfeiting there are now 5 competitive teams in the Division 1 competition. The recent post-win celebration is where the team squats and announce the team name "TEAM TOUCHDOWN".

Origins

Upon lengthy discussions about organisation, the team's Captain, formerly known as Count Rumford, set to work about setting up the team. A discussion between the Count and Swervy brought up several good name ideas. Originally the team was to be called the "Douglas Crew" but was later changed to "Team Touchdown" simply for preference.

Player Bios

1. Beau McEvoy- He is the goalie from hell. His height and armspan make him the ultimate shot stopper. 2. Luke "da Big Brown Bear" Brouwer- The man of steel. With his strong tackle and high agility, hes the defender who you don’t want to come up against. Touchdown. 3. Angus "Count Rumford" Douglas- He is the skillster with the tricks. With over 8 years of experience, there is no stopping him. Or his tricks. Team Captain. Angus is famed for doing naughty things on pitch. He is currently on the run from the Feds leaders, Kate Frizza & Murray Gooch, due to 3928 counts of public indecency. 4. Connor Buckley- 1 word comes to mind when you think of this rugby league forward. Ouch. With the aggresion shown on his face, you don’t want to mess with this guy. 5. Andrew "Horse" Macleod- He may look small but looks can be deceiving when it comes to this style of football. With a wicked shot and a great dive, hes a great little addition to any team. 6. Callum "Cal" Walker- This cricketer sure knows how to play some serious soccer. Wherever you put him on the field hes sure to make an impact whether its blocking defenders or setting up the goals. 7. Mark "Swervy" Bowes- The speedster of the team, he can play anywhere on the pitch. This kid is unstoppable when it comes to chasing down the ball and shooting. His "spastic colon" style of playing keeps opponents guessing and laughing. Well known for his atomic diarrhoea. Often heard saying "Damn son, you got swerv'd." He is Vice Captain for Team Touchdown also a major player in Newcastle's seedy underbelly. Recently ran for American Presidency. 8. Dean "Deano" Barrie- Give him the ball and he'll create something. Give him the ball in front of goal and he may well score. With shots coming from both his left and right foot, he’s versatile when it comes to scoring. He's not striker for nothing. He also loves scoring.

Team Tactics

The team has a number of tactics, that number being 57. Their four main tactics are: 1. The 3 Man Net Play: A move that starts with a backheel by Mark to Angus, who puts it down the right wing to Cal while the rest of the team cheers in a loud and offensive fashion. Cal then either shoots or lays it off for Mark or Angus 2. The Screamer Luke or Connor boots it up the middle, to Dean who shoots 3. The Floater Angus runs it from the kick off, attempting a "Taste My Pain" (a move in which the ball is held in his heels then thrown over his head while performing a forward roll) 4. Two in The Back A play where all available players run to the attacking half minus 2 players who stay back 5. The back-heel-slamdown Mark vaults himself up on to his hands and kicks it with his back heel thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. So far it has scored 27 goals in 3 minutes. 6. The Boston Steamer Mark takes a **** then eats some **** while **** ****** Angus does a *** in a Hoagie, then *** and while the ****** and then Cal ***** ** ***** ********** and Dean scores 7. The Motown Ho-down Angus removes all his clothes and then performs a provocative and sensual dance 8. The Wroobs A very, very, very bad move. Never to be repeated One of the less well known moves is The Rotor. It begins with Angus screaming a swear word that can not be shown on this website, and while the ref is distracted, Connor starts a fight. In the midst of the carnage, Dean picks up Andrew and swings him around his head a few times, then throws him at the oppositions goalie. This causes Andrew serious bodily harm, but leaves the goal open. Cal then shoots and scores. Mark then "marks" his territory on the court thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. Then Matt Egan comes on the pitch an urinates in the referees eye, then accepts someone else's award. Mr McDonald then pulls off his mustache, and drives off a cliff

Charity Work

After every game the team gives a percentage of their current fundng to charity. That percentage is 0. However if they win by more than 2 goals they give three times that much. That percentage is 0.

Games

Milff 4-1 Team Touchdown (MB) L33t Poodlez 11-4 Team Touchdown (AM, AD, DB, MB) Richard 4-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2) Shoesberry FC 1-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2)

Upcoming Match

5.00pm against Big Bad Bumble Bees Court 9

Other Teams

Other teams in their division are: 1. Richard 2. Big Bad Bumblebees 3. Shoesberry FC 4. M.I.L.F.F. The L33t Poodlez have been disqualified for not showing up to enough games.

References==== Team Touchdown

Team Touchdown is an under 14 indoor soccer team from Newcastle, NSW. The team is made up of 8 players from Merewether High School. With a great start to the trials, the team had a bit of a stumble at the start of the season, things seem to be getting better. With the L33t Poodlez being removed from the competition due to an over amount of forfeiting there are now 5 competitive teams in the Division 1 competition. The recent post-win celebration is where the team squats and announce the team name "TEAM TOUCHDOWN".

Origins

Upon lengthy discussions about organisation, the team's Captain, formerly known as Count Rumford, set to work about setting up the team. A discussion between the Count and Swervy brought up several good name ideas. Originally the team was to be called the "Douglas Crew" but was later changed to "Team Touchdown" simply for preference.

Player Bios

1. Beau McEvoy- He is the goalie from hell. His height and armspan make him the ultimate shot stopper. 2. Luke "da Big Brown Bear" Brouwer- The man of steel. With his strong tackle and high agility, hes the defender who you don’t want to come up against. Touchdown. 3. Angus "Count Rumford" Douglas- He is the skillster with the tricks. With over 8 years of experience, there is no stopping him. Or his tricks. Team Captain. Angus is famed for doing naughty things on pitch. He is currently on the run from the Feds leaders, Kate Frizza & Murray Gooch, due to 3928 counts of public indecency. 4. Connor Buckley- 1 word comes to mind when you think of this rugby league forward. Ouch. With the aggresion shown on his face, you don’t want to mess with this guy. 5. Andrew "Horse" Macleod- He may look small but looks can be deceiving when it comes to this style of football. With a wicked shot and a great dive, hes a great little addition to any team. 6. Callum "Cal" Walker- This cricketer sure knows how to play some serious soccer. Wherever you put him on the field hes sure to make an impact whether its blocking defenders or setting up the goals. 7. Mark "Swervy" Bowes- The speedster of the team, he can play anywhere on the pitch. This kid is unstoppable when it comes to chasing down the ball and shooting. His "spastic colon" style of playing keeps opponents guessing and laughing. Well known for his atomic diarrhoea. Often heard saying "Damn son, you got swerv'd." He is Vice Captain for Team Touchdown also a major player in Newcastle's seedy underbelly. Recently ran for American Presidency. 8. Dean "Deano" Barrie- Give him the ball and he'll create something. Give him the ball in front of goal and he may well score. With shots coming from both his left and right foot, he’s versatile when it comes to scoring. He's not striker for nothing. He also loves scoring.

Team Tactics

The team has a number of tactics, that number being 57. Their four main tactics are: 1. The 3 Man Net Play: A move that starts with a backheel by Mark to Angus, who puts it down the right wing to Cal while the rest of the team cheers in a loud and offensive fashion. Cal then either shoots or lays it off for Mark or Angus 2. The Screamer Luke or Connor boots it up the middle, to Dean who shoots 3. The Floater Angus runs it from the kick off, attempting a "Taste My Pain" (a move in which the ball is held in his heels then thrown over his head while performing a forward roll) 4. Two in The Back A play where all available players run to the attacking half minus 2 players who stay back 5. The back-heel-slamdown Mark vaults himself up on to his hands and kicks it with his back heel thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. So far it has scored 27 goals in 3 minutes. 6. The Boston Steamer Mark takes a **** then eats some **** while **** ****** Angus does a *** in a Hoagie, then *** and while the ****** and then Cal ***** ** ***** ********** and Dean scores 7. The Motown Ho-down Angus removes all his clothes and then performs a provocative and sensual dance 8. The Wroobs A very, very, very bad move. Never to be repeated One of the less well known moves is The Rotor. It begins with Angus screaming a swear word that can not be shown on this website, and while the ref is distracted, Connor starts a fight. In the midst of the carnage, Dean picks up Andrew and swings him around his head a few times, then throws him at the oppositions goalie. This causes Andrew serious bodily harm, but leaves the goal open. Cal then shoots and scores. Mark then "marks" his territory on the court thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. Then Matt Egan comes on the pitch an urinates in the referees eye, then accepts someone else's award. Mr McDonald then pulls off his mustache, and drives off a cliff

Charity Work

After every game the team gives a percentage of their current fundng to charity. That percentage is 0. However if they win by more than 2 goals they give three times that much. That percentage is 0.

Games

Milff 4-1 Team Touchdown (MB) L33t Poodlez 11-4 Team Touchdown (AM, AD, DB, MB) Richard 4-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2) Shoesberry FC 1-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2)

Upcoming Match

5.00pm against Big Bad Bumble Bees Court 9

Other Teams

Other teams in their division are: 1. Richard 2. Big Bad Bumblebees 3. Shoesberry FC 4. M.I.L.F.F. The L33t Poodlez have been disqualified for not showing up to enough games.

References==== Team Touchdown

Team Touchdown is an under 14 indoor soccer team from Newcastle, NSW. The team is made up of 8 players from Merewether High School. With a great start to the trials, the team had a bit of a stumble at the start of the season, things seem to be getting better. With the L33t Poodlez being removed from the competition due to an over amount of forfeiting there are now 5 competitive teams in the Division 1 competition. The recent post-win celebration is where the team squats and announce the team name "TEAM TOUCHDOWN".

Origins

Upon lengthy discussions about organisation, the team's Captain, formerly known as Count Rumford, set to work about setting up the team. A discussion between the Count and Swervy brought up several good name ideas. Originally the team was to be called the "Douglas Crew" but was later changed to "Team Touchdown" simply for preference.

Player Bios

1. Beau McEvoy- He is the goalie from hell. His height and armspan make him the ultimate shot stopper. 2. Luke "da Big Brown Bear" Brouwer- The man of steel. With his strong tackle and high agility, hes the defender who you don’t want to come up against. Touchdown. 3. Angus "Count Rumford" Douglas- He is the skillster with the tricks. With over 8 years of experience, there is no stopping him. Or his tricks. Team Captain. Angus is famed for doing naughty things on pitch. He is currently on the run from the Feds leaders, Kate Frizza & Murray Gooch, due to 3928 counts of public indecency. 4. Connor Buckley- 1 word comes to mind when you think of this rugby league forward. Ouch. With the aggresion shown on his face, you don’t want to mess with this guy. 5. Andrew "Horse" Macleod- He may look small but looks can be deceiving when it comes to this style of football. With a wicked shot and a great dive, hes a great little addition to any team. 6. Callum "Cal" Walker- This cricketer sure knows how to play some serious soccer. Wherever you put him on the field hes sure to make an impact whether its blocking defenders or setting up the goals. 7. Mark "Swervy" Bowes- The speedster of the team, he can play anywhere on the pitch. This kid is unstoppable when it comes to chasing down the ball and shooting. His "spastic colon" style of playing keeps opponents guessing and laughing. Well known for his atomic diarrhoea. Often heard saying "Damn son, you got swerv'd." He is Vice Captain for Team Touchdown also a major player in Newcastle's seedy underbelly. Recently ran for American Presidency. 8. Dean "Deano" Barrie- Give him the ball and he'll create something. Give him the ball in front of goal and he may well score. With shots coming from both his left and right foot, he’s versatile when it comes to scoring. He's not striker for nothing. He also loves scoring.

Team Tactics

The team has a number of tactics, that number being 57. Their four main tactics are: 1. The 3 Man Net Play: A move that starts with a backheel by Mark to Angus, who puts it down the right wing to Cal while the rest of the team cheers in a loud and offensive fashion. Cal then either shoots or lays it off for Mark or Angus 2. The Screamer Luke or Connor boots it up the middle, to Dean who shoots 3. The Floater Angus runs it from the kick off, attempting a "Taste My Pain" (a move in which the ball is held in his heels then thrown over his head while performing a forward roll) 4. Two in The Back A play where all available players run to the attacking half minus 2 players who stay back 5. The back-heel-slamdown Mark vaults himself up on to his hands and kicks it with his back heel thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. So far it has scored 27 goals in 3 minutes. 6. The Boston Steamer Mark takes a **** then eats some **** while **** ****** Angus does a *** in a Hoagie, then *** and while the ****** and then Cal ***** ** ***** ********** and Dean scores 7. The Motown Ho-down Angus removes all his clothes and then performs a provocative and sensual dance 8. The Wroobs A very, very, very bad move. Never to be repeated One of the less well known moves is The Rotor. It begins with Angus screaming a swear word that can not be shown on this website, and while the ref is distracted, Connor starts a fight. In the midst of the carnage, Dean picks up Andrew and swings him around his head a few times, then throws him at the oppositions goalie. This causes Andrew serious bodily harm, but leaves the goal open. Cal then shoots and scores. Mark then "marks" his territory on the court thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. Then Matt Egan comes on the pitch an urinates in the referees eye, then accepts someone else's award. Mr McDonald then pulls off his mustache, and drives off a cliff

Charity Work

After every game the team gives a percentage of their current fundng to charity. That percentage is 0. However if they win by more than 2 goals they give three times that much. That percentage is 0.

Games

Milff 4-1 Team Touchdown (MB) L33t Poodlez 11-4 Team Touchdown (AM, AD, DB, MB) Richard 4-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2) Shoesberry FC 1-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2)

Upcoming Match

5.00pm against Big Bad Bumble Bees Court 9

Other Teams

Other teams in their division are: 1. Richard 2. Big Bad Bumblebees 3. Shoesberry FC 4. M.I.L.F.F. The L33t Poodlez have been disqualified for not showing up to enough games.

References==== Team Touchdown

Team Touchdown is an under 14 indoor soccer team from Newcastle, NSW. The team is made up of 8 players from Merewether High School. With a great start to the trials, the team had a bit of a stumble at the start of the season, things seem to be getting better. With the L33t Poodlez being removed from the competition due to an over amount of forfeiting there are now 5 competitive teams in the Division 1 competition. The recent post-win celebration is where the team squats and announce the team name "TEAM TOUCHDOWN".

Origins

Upon lengthy discussions about organisation, the team's Captain, formerly known as Count Rumford, set to work about setting up the team. A discussion between the Count and Swervy brought up several good name ideas. Originally the team was to be called the "Douglas Crew" but was later changed to "Team Touchdown" simply for preference.

Player Bios

1. Beau McEvoy- He is the goalie from hell. His height and armspan make him the ultimate shot stopper. 2. Luke "da Big Brown Bear" Brouwer- The man of steel. With his strong tackle and high agility, hes the defender who you don’t want to come up against. Touchdown. 3. Angus "Count Rumford" Douglas- He is the skillster with the tricks. With over 8 years of experience, there is no stopping him. Or his tricks. Team Captain. Angus is famed for doing naughty things on pitch. He is currently on the run from the Feds leaders, Kate Frizza & Murray Gooch, due to 3928 counts of public indecency. 4. Connor Buckley- 1 word comes to mind when you think of this rugby league forward. Ouch. With the aggresion shown on his face, you don’t want to mess with this guy. 5. Andrew "Horse" Macleod- He may look small but looks can be deceiving when it comes to this style of football. With a wicked shot and a great dive, hes a great little addition to any team. 6. Callum "Cal" Walker- This cricketer sure knows how to play some serious soccer. Wherever you put him on the field hes sure to make an impact whether its blocking defenders or setting up the goals. 7. Mark "Swervy" Bowes- The speedster of the team, he can play anywhere on the pitch. This kid is unstoppable when it comes to chasing down the ball and shooting. His "spastic colon" style of playing keeps opponents guessing and laughing. Well known for his atomic diarrhoea. Often heard saying "Damn son, you got swerv'd." He is Vice Captain for Team Touchdown also a major player in Newcastle's seedy underbelly. Recently ran for American Presidency. 8. Dean "Deano" Barrie- Give him the ball and he'll create something. Give him the ball in front of goal and he may well score. With shots coming from both his left and right foot, he’s versatile when it comes to scoring. He's not striker for nothing. He also loves scoring.

Team Tactics

The team has a number of tactics, that number being 57. Their four main tactics are: 1. The 3 Man Net Play: A move that starts with a backheel by Mark to Angus, who puts it down the right wing to Cal while the rest of the team cheers in a loud and offensive fashion. Cal then either shoots or lays it off for Mark or Angus 2. The Screamer Luke or Connor boots it up the middle, to Dean who shoots 3. The Floater Angus runs it from the kick off, attempting a "Taste My Pain" (a move in which the ball is held in his heels then thrown over his head while performing a forward roll) 4. Two in The Back A play where all available players run to the attacking half minus 2 players who stay back 5. The back-heel-slamdown Mark vaults himself up on to his hands and kicks it with his back heel thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. So far it has scored 27 goals in 3 minutes. 6. The Boston Steamer Mark takes a **** then eats some **** while **** ****** Angus does a *** in a Hoagie, then *** and while the ****** and then Cal ***** ** ***** ********** and Dean scores 7. The Motown Ho-down Angus removes all his clothes and then performs a provocative and sensual dance 8. The Wroobs A very, very, very bad move. Never to be repeated One of the less well known moves is The Rotor. It begins with Angus screaming a swear word that can not be shown on this website, and while the ref is distracted, Connor starts a fight. In the midst of the carnage, Dean picks up Andrew and swings him around his head a few times, then throws him at the oppositions goalie. This causes Andrew serious bodily harm, but leaves the goal open. Cal then shoots and scores. Mark then "marks" his territory on the court thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. Then Matt Egan comes on the pitch an urinates in the referees eye, then accepts someone else's award. Mr McDonald then pulls off his mustache, and drives off a cliff

Charity Work

After every game the team gives a percentage of their current fundng to charity. That percentage is 0. However if they win by more than 2 goals they give three times that much. That percentage is 0.

Games

Milff 4-1 Team Touchdown (MB) L33t Poodlez 11-4 Team Touchdown (AM, AD, DB, MB) Richard 4-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2) Shoesberry FC 1-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2)

Upcoming Match

5.00pm against Big Bad Bumble Bees Court 9

Other Teams

Other teams in their division are: 1. Richard 2. Big Bad Bumblebees 3. Shoesberry FC 4. M.I.L.F.F. The L33t Poodlez have been disqualified for not showing up to enough games.

References==== Team Touchdown

Team Touchdown is an under 14 indoor soccer team from Newcastle, NSW. The team is made up of 8 players from Merewether High School. With a great start to the trials, the team had a bit of a stumble at the start of the season, things seem to be getting better. With the L33t Poodlez being removed from the competition due to an over amount of forfeiting there are now 5 competitive teams in the Division 1 competition. The recent post-win celebration is where the team squats and announce the team name "TEAM TOUCHDOWN".

Origins

Upon lengthy discussions about organisation, the team's Captain, formerly known as Count Rumford, set to work about setting up the team. A discussion between the Count and Swervy brought up several good name ideas. Originally the team was to be called the "Douglas Crew" but was later changed to "Team Touchdown" simply for preference.

Player Bios

1. Beau McEvoy- He is the goalie from hell. His height and armspan make him the ultimate shot stopper. 2. Luke "da Big Brown Bear" Brouwer- The man of steel. With his strong tackle and high agility, hes the defender who you don’t want to come up against. Touchdown. 3. Angus "Count Rumford" Douglas- He is the skillster with the tricks. With over 8 years of experience, there is no stopping him. Or his tricks. Team Captain. Angus is famed for doing naughty things on pitch. He is currently on the run from the Feds leaders, Kate Frizza & Murray Gooch, due to 3928 counts of public indecency. 4. Connor Buckley- 1 word comes to mind when you think of this rugby league forward. Ouch. With the aggresion shown on his face, you don’t want to mess with this guy. 5. Andrew "Horse" Macleod- He may look small but looks can be deceiving when it comes to this style of football. With a wicked shot and a great dive, hes a great little addition to any team. 6. Callum "Cal" Walker- This cricketer sure knows how to play some serious soccer. Wherever you put him on the field hes sure to make an impact whether its blocking defenders or setting up the goals. 7. Mark "Swervy" Bowes- The speedster of the team, he can play anywhere on the pitch. This kid is unstoppable when it comes to chasing down the ball and shooting. His "spastic colon" style of playing keeps opponents guessing and laughing. Well known for his atomic diarrhoea. Often heard saying "Damn son, you got swerv'd." He is Vice Captain for Team Touchdown also a major player in Newcastle's seedy underbelly. Recently ran for American Presidency. 8. Dean "Deano" Barrie- Give him the ball and he'll create something. Give him the ball in front of goal and he may well score. With shots coming from both his left and right foot, he’s versatile when it comes to scoring. He's not striker for nothing. He also loves scoring.

Team Tactics

The team has a number of tactics, that number being 57. Their four main tactics are: 1. The 3 Man Net Play: A move that starts with a backheel by Mark to Angus, who puts it down the right wing to Cal while the rest of the team cheers in a loud and offensive fashion. Cal then either shoots or lays it off for Mark or Angus 2. The Screamer Luke or Connor boots it up the middle, to Dean who shoots 3. The Floater Angus runs it from the kick off, attempting a "Taste My Pain" (a move in which the ball is held in his heels then thrown over his head while performing a forward roll) 4. Two in The Back A play where all available players run to the attacking half minus 2 players who stay back 5. The back-heel-slamdown Mark vaults himself up on to his hands and kicks it with his back heel thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. So far it has scored 27 goals in 3 minutes. 6. The Boston Steamer Mark takes a **** then eats some **** while **** ****** Angus does a *** in a Hoagie, then *** and while the ****** and then Cal ***** ** ***** ********** and Dean scores 7. The Motown Ho-down Angus removes all his clothes and then performs a provocative and sensual dance 8. The Wroobs A very, very, very bad move. Never to be repeated One of the less well known moves is The Rotor. It begins with Angus screaming a swear word that can not be shown on this website, and while the ref is distracted, Connor starts a fight. In the midst of the carnage, Dean picks up Andrew and swings him around his head a few times, then throws him at the oppositions goalie. This causes Andrew serious bodily harm, but leaves the goal open. Cal then shoots and scores. Mark then "marks" his territory on the court thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. Then Matt Egan comes on the pitch an urinates in the referees eye, then accepts someone else's award. Mr McDonald then pulls off his mustache, and drives off a cliff

Charity Work

After every game the team gives a percentage of their current fundng to charity. That percentage is 0. However if they win by more than 2 goals they give three times that much. That percentage is 0.

Games

Milff 4-1 Team Touchdown (MB) L33t Poodlez 11-4 Team Touchdown (AM, AD, DB, MB) Richard 4-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2) Shoesberry FC 1-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2)

Upcoming Match

5.00pm against Big Bad Bumble Bees Court 9

Other Teams

Other teams in their division are: 1. Richard 2. Big Bad Bumblebees 3. Shoesberry FC 4. M.I.L.F.F. The L33t Poodlez have been disqualified for not showing up to enough games.

References==== Team Touchdown

Team Touchdown is an under 14 indoor soccer team from Newcastle, NSW. The team is made up of 8 players from Merewether High School. With a great start to the trials, the team had a bit of a stumble at the start of the season, things seem to be getting better. With the L33t Poodlez being removed from the competition due to an over amount of forfeiting there are now 5 competitive teams in the Division 1 competition. The recent post-win celebration is where the team squats and announce the team name "TEAM TOUCHDOWN".

Origins

Upon lengthy discussions about organisation, the team's Captain, formerly known as Count Rumford, set to work about setting up the team. A discussion between the Count and Swervy brought up several good name ideas. Originally the team was to be called the "Douglas Crew" but was later changed to "Team Touchdown" simply for preference.

Player Bios

1. Beau McEvoy- He is the goalie from hell. His height and armspan make him the ultimate shot stopper. 2. Luke "da Big Brown Bear" Brouwer- The man of steel. With his strong tackle and high agility, hes the defender who you don’t want to come up against. Touchdown. 3. Angus "Count Rumford" Douglas- He is the skillster with the tricks. With over 8 years of experience, there is no stopping him. Or his tricks. Team Captain. Angus is famed for doing naughty things on pitch. He is currently on the run from the Feds leaders, Kate Frizza & Murray Gooch, due to 3928 counts of public indecency. 4. Connor Buckley- 1 word comes to mind when you think of this rugby league forward. Ouch. With the aggresion shown on his face, you don’t want to mess with this guy. 5. Andrew "Horse" Macleod- He may look small but looks can be deceiving when it comes to this style of football. With a wicked shot and a great dive, hes a great little addition to any team. 6. Callum "Cal" Walker- This cricketer sure knows how to play some serious soccer. Wherever you put him on the field hes sure to make an impact whether its blocking defenders or setting up the goals. 7. Mark "Swervy" Bowes- The speedster of the team, he can play anywhere on the pitch. This kid is unstoppable when it comes to chasing down the ball and shooting. His "spastic colon" style of playing keeps opponents guessing and laughing. Well known for his atomic diarrhoea. Often heard saying "Damn son, you got swerv'd." He is Vice Captain for Team Touchdown also a major player in Newcastle's seedy underbelly. Recently ran for American Presidency. 8. Dean "Deano" Barrie- Give him the ball and he'll create something. Give him the ball in front of goal and he may well score. With shots coming from both his left and right foot, he’s versatile when it comes to scoring. He's not striker for nothing. He also loves scoring.

Team Tactics

The team has a number of tactics, that number being 57. Their four main tactics are: 1. The 3 Man Net Play: A move that starts with a backheel by Mark to Angus, who puts it down the right wing to Cal while the rest of the team cheers in a loud and offensive fashion. Cal then either shoots or lays it off for Mark or Angus 2. The Screamer Luke or Connor boots it up the middle, to Dean who shoots 3. The Floater Angus runs it from the kick off, attempting a "Taste My Pain" (a move in which the ball is held in his heels then thrown over his head while performing a forward roll) 4. Two in The Back A play where all available players run to the attacking half minus 2 players who stay back 5. The back-heel-slamdown Mark vaults himself up on to his hands and kicks it with his back heel thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. So far it has scored 27 goals in 3 minutes. 6. The Boston Steamer Mark takes a **** then eats some **** while **** ****** Angus does a *** in a Hoagie, then *** and while the ****** and then Cal ***** ** ***** ********** and Dean scores 7. The Motown Ho-down Angus removes all his clothes and then performs a provocative and sensual dance 8. The Wroobs A very, very, very bad move. Never to be repeated One of the less well known moves is The Rotor. It begins with Angus screaming a swear word that can not be shown on this website, and while the ref is distracted, Connor starts a fight. In the midst of the carnage, Dean picks up Andrew and swings him around his head a few times, then throws him at the oppositions goalie. This causes Andrew serious bodily harm, but leaves the goal open. Cal then shoots and scores. Mark then "marks" his territory on the court thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. Then Matt Egan comes on the pitch an urinates in the referees eye, then accepts someone else's award. Mr McDonald then pulls off his mustache, and drives off a cliff

Charity Work

After every game the team gives a percentage of their current fundng to charity. That percentage is 0. However if they win by more than 2 goals they give three times that much. That percentage is 0.

Games

Milff 4-1 Team Touchdown (MB) L33t Poodlez 11-4 Team Touchdown (AM, AD, DB, MB) Richard 4-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2) Shoesberry FC 1-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2)

Upcoming Match

5.00pm against Big Bad Bumble Bees Court 9

Other Teams

Other teams in their division are: 1. Richard 2. Big Bad Bumblebees 3. Shoesberry FC 4. M.I.L.F.F. The L33t Poodlez have been disqualified for not showing up to enough games.

References==== Team Touchdown

Team Touchdown is an under 14 indoor soccer team from Newcastle, NSW. The team is made up of 8 players from Merewether High School. With a great start to the trials, the team had a bit of a stumble at the start of the season, things seem to be getting better. With the L33t Poodlez being removed from the competition due to an over amount of forfeiting there are now 5 competitive teams in the Division 1 competition. The recent post-win celebration is where the team squats and announce the team name "TEAM TOUCHDOWN".

Origins

Upon lengthy discussions about organisation, the team's Captain, formerly known as Count Rumford, set to work about setting up the team. A discussion between the Count and Swervy brought up several good name ideas. Originally the team was to be called the "Douglas Crew" but was later changed to "Team Touchdown" simply for preference.

Player Bios

1. Beau McEvoy- He is the goalie from hell. His height and armspan make him the ultimate shot stopper. 2. Luke "da Big Brown Bear" Brouwer- The man of steel. With his strong tackle and high agility, hes the defender who you don’t want to come up against. Touchdown. 3. Angus "Count Rumford" Douglas- He is the skillster with the tricks. With over 8 years of experience, there is no stopping him. Or his tricks. Team Captain. Angus is famed for doing naughty things on pitch. He is currently on the run from the Feds leaders, Kate Frizza & Murray Gooch, due to 3928 counts of public indecency. 4. Connor Buckley- 1 word comes to mind when you think of this rugby league forward. Ouch. With the aggresion shown on his face, you don’t want to mess with this guy. 5. Andrew "Horse" Macleod- He may look small but looks can be deceiving when it comes to this style of football. With a wicked shot and a great dive, hes a great little addition to any team. 6. Callum "Cal" Walker- This cricketer sure knows how to play some serious soccer. Wherever you put him on the field hes sure to make an impact whether its blocking defenders or setting up the goals. 7. Mark "Swervy" Bowes- The speedster of the team, he can play anywhere on the pitch. This kid is unstoppable when it comes to chasing down the ball and shooting. His "spastic colon" style of playing keeps opponents guessing and laughing. Well known for his atomic diarrhoea. Often heard saying "Damn son, you got swerv'd." He is Vice Captain for Team Touchdown also a major player in Newcastle's seedy underbelly. Recently ran for American Presidency. 8. Dean "Deano" Barrie- Give him the ball and he'll create something. Give him the ball in front of goal and he may well score. With shots coming from both his left and right foot, he’s versatile when it comes to scoring. He's not striker for nothing. He also loves scoring.

Team Tactics

The team has a number of tactics, that number being 57. Their four main tactics are: 1. The 3 Man Net Play: A move that starts with a backheel by Mark to Angus, who puts it down the right wing to Cal while the rest of the team cheers in a loud and offensive fashion. Cal then either shoots or lays it off for Mark or Angus 2. The Screamer Luke or Connor boots it up the middle, to Dean who shoots 3. The Floater Angus runs it from the kick off, attempting a "Taste My Pain" (a move in which the ball is held in his heels then thrown over his head while performing a forward roll) 4. Two in The Back A play where all available players run to the attacking half minus 2 players who stay back 5. The back-heel-slamdown Mark vaults himself up on to his hands and kicks it with his back heel thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. So far it has scored 27 goals in 3 minutes. 6. The Boston Steamer Mark takes a **** then eats some **** while **** ****** Angus does a *** in a Hoagie, then *** and while the ****** and then Cal ***** ** ***** ********** and Dean scores 7. The Motown Ho-down Angus removes all his clothes and then performs a provocative and sensual dance 8. The Wroobs A very, very, very bad move. Never to be repeated One of the less well known moves is The Rotor. It begins with Angus screaming a swear word that can not be shown on this website, and while the ref is distracted, Connor starts a fight. In the midst of the carnage, Dean picks up Andrew and swings him around his head a few times, then throws him at the oppositions goalie. This causes Andrew serious bodily harm, but leaves the goal open. Cal then shoots and scores. Mark then "marks" his territory on the court thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. Then Matt Egan comes on the pitch an urinates in the referees eye, then accepts someone else's award. Mr McDonald then pulls off his mustache, and drives off a cliff

Charity Work

After every game the team gives a percentage of their current fundng to charity. That percentage is 0. However if they win by more than 2 goals they give three times that much. That percentage is 0.

Games

Milff 4-1 Team Touchdown (MB) L33t Poodlez 11-4 Team Touchdown (AM, AD, DB, MB) Richard 4-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2) Shoesberry FC 1-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2)

Upcoming Match

5.00pm against Big Bad Bumble Bees Court 9

Other Teams

Other teams in their division are: 1. Richard 2. Big Bad Bumblebees 3. Shoesberry FC 4. M.I.L.F.F. The L33t Poodlez have been disqualified for not showing up to enough games.

References==== Team Touchdown

Team Touchdown is an under 14 indoor soccer team from Newcastle, NSW. The team is made up of 8 players from Merewether High School. With a great start to the trials, the team had a bit of a stumble at the start of the season, things seem to be getting better. With the L33t Poodlez being removed from the competition due to an over amount of forfeiting there are now 5 competitive teams in the Division 1 competition. The recent post-win celebration is where the team squats and announce the team name "TEAM TOUCHDOWN".

Origins

Upon lengthy discussions about organisation, the team's Captain, formerly known as Count Rumford, set to work about setting up the team. A discussion between the Count and Swervy brought up several good name ideas. Originally the team was to be called the "Douglas Crew" but was later changed to "Team Touchdown" simply for preference.

Player Bios

1. Beau McEvoy- He is the goalie from hell. His height and armspan make him the ultimate shot stopper. 2. Luke "da Big Brown Bear" Brouwer- The man of steel. With his strong tackle and high agility, hes the defender who you don’t want to come up against. Touchdown. 3. Angus "Count Rumford" Douglas- He is the skillster with the tricks. With over 8 years of experience, there is no stopping him. Or his tricks. Team Captain. Angus is famed for doing naughty things on pitch. He is currently on the run from the Feds leaders, Kate Frizza & Murray Gooch, due to 3928 counts of public indecency. 4. Connor Buckley- 1 word comes to mind when you think of this rugby league forward. Ouch. With the aggresion shown on his face, you don’t want to mess with this guy. 5. Andrew "Horse" Macleod- He may look small but looks can be deceiving when it comes to this style of football. With a wicked shot and a great dive, hes a great little addition to any team. 6. Callum "Cal" Walker- This cricketer sure knows how to play some serious soccer. Wherever you put him on the field hes sure to make an impact whether its blocking defenders or setting up the goals. 7. Mark "Swervy" Bowes- The speedster of the team, he can play anywhere on the pitch. This kid is unstoppable when it comes to chasing down the ball and shooting. His "spastic colon" style of playing keeps opponents guessing and laughing. Well known for his atomic diarrhoea. Often heard saying "Damn son, you got swerv'd." He is Vice Captain for Team Touchdown also a major player in Newcastle's seedy underbelly. Recently ran for American Presidency. 8. Dean "Deano" Barrie- Give him the ball and he'll create something. Give him the ball in front of goal and he may well score. With shots coming from both his left and right foot, he’s versatile when it comes to scoring. He's not striker for nothing. He also loves scoring.

Team Tactics

The team has a number of tactics, that number being 57. Their four main tactics are: 1. The 3 Man Net Play: A move that starts with a backheel by Mark to Angus, who puts it down the right wing to Cal while the rest of the team cheers in a loud and offensive fashion. Cal then either shoots or lays it off for Mark or Angus 2. The Screamer Luke or Connor boots it up the middle, to Dean who shoots 3. The Floater Angus runs it from the kick off, attempting a "Taste My Pain" (a move in which the ball is held in his heels then thrown over his head while performing a forward roll) 4. Two in The Back A play where all available players run to the attacking half minus 2 players who stay back 5. The back-heel-slamdown Mark vaults himself up on to his hands and kicks it with his back heel thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. So far it has scored 27 goals in 3 minutes. 6. The Boston Steamer Mark takes a **** then eats some **** while **** ****** Angus does a *** in a Hoagie, then *** and while the ****** and then Cal ***** ** ***** ********** and Dean scores 7. The Motown Ho-down Angus removes all his clothes and then performs a provocative and sensual dance 8. The Wroobs A very, very, very bad move. Never to be repeated One of the less well known moves is The Rotor. It begins with Angus screaming a swear word that can not be shown on this website, and while the ref is distracted, Connor starts a fight. In the midst of the carnage, Dean picks up Andrew and swings him around his head a few times, then throws him at the oppositions goalie. This causes Andrew serious bodily harm, but leaves the goal open. Cal then shoots and scores. Mark then "marks" his territory on the court thoroughly making an idiot out of himself. Then Matt Egan comes on the pitch an urinates in the referees eye, then accepts someone else's award. Mr McDonald then pulls off his mustache, and drives off a cliff

Charity Work

After every game the team gives a percentage of their current fundng to charity. That percentage is 0. However if they win by more than 2 goals they give three times that much. That percentage is 0.

Games

Milff 4-1 Team Touchdown (MB) L33t Poodlez 11-4 Team Touchdown (AM, AD, DB, MB) Richard 4-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2) Shoesberry FC 1-2 Team Touchdown (DB-2)

Upcoming Match

5.00pm against Big Bad Bumble Bees Court 9

Other Teams

Other teams in their division are: 1. Richard 2. Big Bad Bumblebees 3. Shoesberry FC 4. M.I.L.F.F. The L33t Poodlez have been disqualified for not showing up to enough games.