User:Smallbones/NLT

See User:Levivich/Seussipedia

WP:NPA
Guff, guff, guff
Don't give me no guff!
Said McDuff in a huff.
Enough is enough!

What you wrote about Mama
Was really quite rough
And about Papa – not nice, very tough.
And the line about me in the buff,
Just like the beans, up your nose you should stuff.
Enough is enough!

Don't be so tough!
Don't play so rough!
Don't put old McDuff in a huff!
Enough is enough!

3RR

One, two, three
Let’s count the reverts – up to three!

Now I like you and you like me
But you didn’t like what I wrote I see
Oh, I didn’t like your BRD
So I revert you after you revert me!
That’s one for you, and one for me.

But you weren’t smart enough to flee,
you revert again, and I revert thee.
That’s two for you, and two for me!

Oh what fools these mortals be!
You revert again, that’s number three.
And I revert you, that’s three for me.

No more! No more! No more! No more!
We cannot continue this edit war.
If you revert again, that’s number four!

NLT (first try)

I swear, I swear, that was not libel
I swear, I swear upon the Bible!

Then you wrote, you'll take me to court
That's when you committed a big Wiki-tort
You cannot say that, now you'll see.
You cannot beg on bended knee.
You cannot do that any more.
'Cause right away you're shown the door.