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User:GrammarEnthusiast/About my cat

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GrammarFascist has at least one cat.

Appearance

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GrammarFascist's cat (maybe)

GrammarFascist's cat has no more than two ears and two eyes, and may have as many as four legs. The cat may or may not have a tail. If GrammarFascist's cat has fur, the fur is of at least one colour. GrammarFascist's cat most likely has whiskers and paw-pads. If it has teeth, they are sharp and pointy.

Behaviour

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This cat grooms its fur using its tongue. It naps frequently throughout the day. GrammarFascist's cat probably enjoys playing with at least one toy and may also enjoy catnip.

There is at least one thing GrammarFascist's cat does which not all cats do and which is very cute.[citation needed]

GrammarFascist's cat may sometimes misbehave, but is likely still a good kitty.

Age

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GrammarFascist's cat is at least one year old. (Otherwise it would be GrammarFascist's kitten.)

Relationships

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This cat has good relationships with GrammarFascist and with GrammarFascist's spouse, and with any other animals in their household.[cetacean needed]

References

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Humans who have interacted with GrammarFascist's cat have given it good references (available on request).[original research?]